Rufus Gwertigan Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Don't use cooking to get into a girls pants, use it to get into her head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I got a copy of Shortlist today - looked at the cover and nearly threw up. James Corden's smug, fat, twattish face was staring back at me. Yuck. C**t. I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I got a copy of Shortlist today - looked at the cover and nearly threw up. James Corden's smug, fat, twattish face was staring back at me. Yuck. C**t. I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I agree. I find him most unfunny, but not in a nice sort of way, but in the "That f**ker irritates me. Die. Die. Die bastard" way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger2k Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I got a copy of Shortlist today - looked at the cover and nearly threw up. James Corden's smug, fat, twattish face was staring back at me. Yuck. C**t. I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 oh come on, whats not to like. his one joke is endlessly funny. you know the one. the one where hes fat. and its funny. him being fat. that joke never stops getting funnier. seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I got a copy of Shortlist today - looked at the cover and nearly threw up. James Corden's smug, fat, twattish face was staring back at me. Yuck. C**t. I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Do you know who he's going out with? Sheridan Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Who's Sheridan Smith? Go on - post a photo. Make my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 That's just plain wrong. Seriously. This planet is f**ked up. It's photos like that which make me hope for impending armageddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 That's just plain wrong. Seriously. This planet is f**ked up. It's photos like that which make me hope for impending armageddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Who's the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 he's an awrite lookin boy, just a bit tubby. kinda like moyles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 (edited) That's just plain wrong. Seriously. This planet is f**ked up. It's photos like that which make me hope for impending armageddon. Edited March 4, 2010 by Cardboard Box City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Reminds me of something when I was at Uni. We were in this packed bar/small club type place in Newcastle, very studenty, and this lass (who was quite nice) walked in with some fat lad. I thought to myself "whats going on there?!" but said nothing to anyone else. I went for a piss a few minutes later and all you could hear in the bogs was "what the f**ks she doing with him?!" etc, and as I walked back there were various "maybe its her brother?" type comments, and when I got back to the people I was there with they were talking about them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 He obviously had a big dick. Or wallet. Or personality. Seriously guys, don't be so mean, why can't a 'pretty' girl be attracted to a fat lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 fattist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 (edited) He obviously had a big dick. Or wallet. Or personality. Seriously guys, don't be so mean, why can't a 'pretty' girl be attracted to a fat lad? Edited March 4, 2010 by Langdale Wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Nowt to do with him being fat. It's the fact that James Corden is an unfunny, irritating, attention seeking, vain, smug, arrogant twat who seems to constantly be in the media at the moment. Nothing wrong with fat people at all. I'm no fattist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norainplease Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 He's been on adverts for his new show on Sky 1. I pay a monthly Sky bill and it pains me to know that some of my subscription will be funding that c**tasaurus's ego. He is not funny, he's a smarmy, irritating moron. He's a human verucca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I am, and I'm effing fat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Nowt to do with him being fat. It's the fact that James Corden is an unfunny, irritating, attention seeking, vain, smug, arrogant twat who seems to constantly be in the media at the moment. Nothing wrong with fat people at all. I'm no fattist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Monkey Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I could tolerate James Corden, if only he wasn't so fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger2k Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I think everyone else was saying him being fat was a problem (or perhaps it was just CBC). Sorry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 i have no problem with him being lardy i have a problem with that being his only joke. 'oh look, i am a fat bloke playing football. isnt that funny' 'oh look, im a fat superhero. isnt that funny' 'oh look, im a fat bloke training pro footballers.isnt that funny' quite frankly, i got the joke the 1st time he told it, its 3 years now, and he doesnt have another one. do f**k off corden!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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