sifi Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Fancy dress prices - how come the smaller the outfit the more you have to pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 (edited) Psychotic work colleagues. Great to taunt from afar, but when you have to sit by them, f**king scary. I'm convinced this one girl in the office is a psychopath. I might get her number and send it to markeeee. Edited May 12, 2010 by _rachelbon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 'im not racist but, i'm getting fed up of seeing all the polish folk about' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezdad Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 'im not racist but, i'm getting fed up of seeing all the polish folk about' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 'im not racist but, i'm getting fed up of seeing all the polish folk about' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I will not go into my usual rant about people in my area. We are plagued by organised gangs emptying dustbins and beggers at the door. On Saturday I had someone knock at the door. I opened it and intead of the usual piece of paper with "You give me 50p" been thrust at me, I had a big cardboard sign with "Buy Fruit". Now I was in the mood for fruit, so I enquires "What is the Fruit?" He replies "Fruit", I replies "What is the Fruit". This went on for a little while until he goes in his trolley and pulls out a bag of spuds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 so. how many did you buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 None they looked like he had grown them himself, in his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 so have lidl started going door to door with their fresh produce? i miss the days of lidl when you could buy 4 cans of cider for £2 and the hot girl still worked there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I will not go into my usual rant about people in my area. We are plagued by organised gangs emptying dustbins and beggers at the door. On Saturday I had someone knock at the door. I opened it and intead of the usual piece of paper with "You give me 50p" been thrust at me, I had a big cardboard sign with "Buy Fruit". Now I was in the mood for fruit, so I enquires "What is the Fruit?" He replies "Fruit", I replies "What is the Fruit". This went on for a little while until he goes in his trolley and pulls out a bag of spuds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WS_Jack_III Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Tourists in my town when they walk slow on the narrow paths that lead to my work when i'm in a rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Monkey Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I will not go into my usual rant about people in my area. We are plagued by organised gangs emptying dustbins and beggers at the door. On Saturday I had someone knock at the door. I opened it and intead of the usual piece of paper with "You give me 50p" been thrust at me, I had a big cardboard sign with "Buy Fruit". Now I was in the mood for fruit, so I enquires "What is the Fruit?" He replies "Fruit", I replies "What is the Fruit". This went on for a little while until he goes in his trolley and pulls out a bag of spuds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifi Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I will not go into my usual rant about people in my area. We are plagued by organised gangs emptying dustbins and beggers at the door. On Saturday I had someone knock at the door. I opened it and intead of the usual piece of paper with "You give me 50p" been thrust at me, I had a big cardboard sign with "Buy Fruit". Now I was in the mood for fruit, so I enquires "What is the Fruit?" He replies "Fruit", I replies "What is the Fruit". This went on for a little while until he goes in his trolley and pulls out a bag of spuds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 My big open pack of hamster bedding just fell off the top of my cupboard and rolled right across my bedroom, throwing bedding everywhere. But then i needed the toilet and i thought i could just do the wee on the floor as there is bedding there to soak it up but then my mum saw what i was going to do as i had my willy out and she said no dont do that so i didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Monkey Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 That's really fascinating because down here, we have exactly the same thing down here where I live, but instead of Poles or other Eastern Europeans, who are all out at work doing jobs that most Brits don't want to do, we've got loads of workshy Northeners upsetting the local population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I despise bummy British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Box City Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 My big open pack of hamster bedding just fell off the top of my cupboard and rolled right across my bedroom, throwing bedding everywhere. But then i needed the toilet and i thought i could just do the wee on the floor as there is bedding there to soak it up but then my mum saw what i was going to do as i had my willy out and she said no dont do that so i didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 (edited) People who, when I put "text back" or "let me know" at the end of a text, don't think it applies to them, and think that it's not rude to ignore them completely. Edited May 19, 2010 by Lithium05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 People who, when I put "text back" or "let me know" at the end of a text, don't think it applies to them, and think that it's not rude to ignore them completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nal Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 peopel who write 'tb' or 'text back' at the end of texts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 ppl who rite tb of rb at d end of txts. cnts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 peopel who write 'tb' or 'text back' at the end of texts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 I've never once written "tb". I only ask for texts back when I need to know numbers for a pub outing or something (or more specificly to make sure it's not just me who's going to turn up!), and also so if anyone's undecided and asks "who else is going?" I can tell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 just send out a facebook event invitation. get with the times maaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 What annoys me today are the fat people who take the lift for 2 floors and are gasping for breath the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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