llcoolphil Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 I've never understood the idea of seeing something dangerous and annoying, and then responding by doing something dangerous and annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Lane 2 hogs annoy the f**k out of me too and they really don't help with the lane 3 idiots. You know, the morons that just sit in lane 3 bumper to bumper refusing to leave any kind of gap in case SOMEONE GETS IN FRONT OF THEM!! . What they don't realise is that driving like that actually slows you down. You see that everywhere of course, people for some reason believing that driving as close to the car in front as possible and sticking to that lane will make your journey quicker . Always makes me chuckle - cruising along in lane 1 passing everyone getting stressed in lane 3 While we're on idiot drivers. What about the f**kwits turning right into a junction, cutting the corner and looking at you as though you're the scum of the earth because they had to avoid hitting you. Well excuse me for knowing how to f**king drive! Then there's the braindead cockwombles who will approach a roundabout with full visablilty and no one around but who still stop when they get there, have a look and then pull away. These, along with those that haven't a clue that there's an ambulance sitting right behind them with lights and sirens on, are probably about the scariest idiots on the road. It indicates such a complete lack of awareness of anything around them or what it is they are actually supposed to be doing that is seems nothing less than criminal negligence. Let's face it though - the majority of people can't drive. They can operate a car but they can't drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolphil Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 cruising along in lane 1 passing everyone getting stressed in lane 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacle Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 When I cook a 3 course meal and one by one my kids text to say they are eating at their friends houses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalkShow Bob Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Were it dangerous there would not be signs on the M25 and M42 telling you to do exactly that. It is annoying because it causes so many traffic jams - which is far more dangerous than putting the willies up someone and getting them out the middle lane. How do you propose you educate people who have clearly ignored all the illuminated signs that tell them not to hog the middle lane? Just put up with it? If you are too incompetent or too ignorant to drive on the motorway, you shouldn't be on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Hold on are you serously claiming undertaking isnt danderous? You need to take your case up with the highway code because they definatly frown on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringo_Spar Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 (edited) It occurs to me, why is undertaking any more dangerous than overtaking? It is more or less the same manouvre. Also "undertaking" would strictly be the correct term if I was driving up the middle lane and then moved to the inside lane to pass the car in front of me, then moved back to the middle lane when the pass was completed. If I am moving along the inside lane faster than the cars are moving along the middle lane, that's simply a case of the lane I am in moving faster. It's less dangerous than overtaking by moving into the fast outside lane. Edited December 27, 2009 by LevellerRich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 It occurs to me, why is undertaking any more dangerous than overtaking? It is more or less the same manouvre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Would it be out of order to list efesters on this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexclark Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 It pisses me off when people fill a thread with shite about driving that I have absolutely no interest in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenfairy43 Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 (edited) Not being able to sleep Which only seems to happen when I have to work a 13 hour shift that day Oh & add to that the fact I'm having to go to work on a Bank Holiday. And the fact the dodgy lock on the driver's side door has chosen this morning to finally give way. Meaning a long cold bus journey to work. Oh deep joy. Edited December 28, 2009 by greenfairy43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Not being able to sleep Which only seems to happen when I have to work a 13 hour shift that day Oh & add to that the fact I'm having to go to work on a Bank Holiday. And the fact the dodgy lock on the driver's side door has chosen this morning to finally give way. Meaning a long cold bus journey to work. Oh deep joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Would it be out of order to list efesters on this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Not being able to sleep Which only seems to happen when I have to work a 13 hour shift that day Oh & add to that the fact I'm having to go to work on a Bank Holiday. And the fact the dodgy lock on the driver's side door has chosen this morning to finally give way. Meaning a long cold bus journey to work. Oh deep joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Being woken at some god awful time on a bank holiday to be told all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocscoffer Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 People who are offered a chocolate but say "Ooooh no. Really, I mustn't. I must be good. I really shouldn't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrow Strongbow Ciderman! Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 (edited) only for the final sentence. Bad luck otherwise. Reminds me about the state of my car, which is one false move away from being similarly unusable (drivers side went years ago). Not at all expecting to manage to drive to any fests this year. Edited December 28, 2009 by Harrow Strongbow Ciderman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHole2006 Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 I hate the fact that my mum didn't like Sherlock Holmes because it was not "Historically accurate enough" It was f**king made up in the first place! AND SHE HASN'T EVEN READ THE BOOKS! What a snob! Please don't tell my mum I wrote this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 I hate the fact that my mum didn't like Sherlock Holmes because it was not "Historically accurate enough" It was f**king made up in the first place! AND SHE HASN'T EVEN READ THE BOOKS! What a snob! Please don't tell my mum I wrote this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachbon Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 house of fraser. f**kin mac make up with no prices on. people who just stop in front of you. keep walking f**k sake! when you can't find a basket in the supermarket. burst pipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyelo Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 'Adults' that change the names of things they don't like to something childish. Tends to be football fans but can be applied to anything. Things like 'Manure' for Manchester United, 'Coldgay' for Coldplay, 'Tony Liar' for Tony Blair and the likes. Makes me think of when I was at primary school, irritates me a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexclark Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 (edited) Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys and Alexa Chung. Edited December 28, 2009 by rexclark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timespeedsup Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Not many things annoy me. (Although I can fully relate to 'Cinema Rage' posted by Chocscoffer. LOL!) However finding out via these forums I'm gonna be "Des Driver" for any fests I do with TSU! Edit: Only joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 People who approach a roundabout indicating left but are actually going straight ahead, then lean on their horn when you pull out in front of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Snow Patrol at #1 on this Channel 4 best of the decade list. Shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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