Things that ur happy about

[ampersand]

My little boy playing with his newly discovered favourite thing in the world - a balloon.

One of the cutest and funniest things I've ever seen, bless him.

I miss him when I'm at work.

who needs expensive toys, when they're happy with balloons and boxes if i ever have kids, they're going to have the cheapest toys ever!

[Langdale Wolf]

who needs expensive toys, when they're happy with balloons and boxes if i ever have kids, they're going to have the cheapest toys ever!

Absolutely. Do you know what his favourite toy was at Christmas? The cardboard tube from the wrapping paper!

[Bezdad]

Absolutely. Do you know what his only toy was at Christmas? The cardboard tube from the wrapping paper! I'd rather spend my money on real ale and Wolverhampton Wanderers.

Disgusting.

[Langdale Wolf]

Disgusting.

Bastard.

[ampersand]

my lidl lunch of scotch egg, scottish roll, apple juice and jaffa cakes

[rabid]

my lidl lunch of scotch egg, scottish roll, apple juice and jaffa cakes

You've nearly managed your 5 a day.

[ampersand]

You've nearly managed your 5 a day.

almost there! dunno what a scottish roll is, meant a sausage roll. this one the now feels like its got pig bellend in it though

[rabid]

almost there! dunno what a scottish roll is, meant a sausage roll. this one the now feels like its got pig bellend in it though

Push a haggis down a hill?

[Lithium05]

l'm happy to have figured out that I'm not working any more than three full weeks in a row in the run up to Download -

It goes:

4 day week

4 day week

Full week

Full week

Full week

4 day week

Full week

Full week

Full week

4 day week

2 days

Download (or IOW/Rock Ness for others who work Mon -Fri and get bank holidays off)

[minute5072]

You must have had an equally boring day as me Lithium as I did something similar, although mine was up until my (planned) date for leaving work (start of june), which is something like

4 day week

Full week

Full week

Full week

4 day week

4 day week

Full week

Full week

4 day week

4 day week

And will have a couple of days holidays to take should I wish....would be nice to have another job sorted by then tho! :s

[Langdale Wolf]

More annoying proud parent news!

My lad managed to push his car FORWARDS! It took him about 5 minutes to get to the door, but the only time he could ever move the thing was if he got cross and had a tantrum, and then he could only go backwards.

He looks like he's just won a Grand Prix.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

More annoying proud parent news!

My lad managed to push his car FORWARDS! It took him about 5 minutes to get to the door, but the only time he could ever move the thing was if he got cross and had a tantrum, and then he could only go backwards.

He looks like he's just won a Grand Prix.

Has anyone said he looks f**k all like you

I was going to post a photo of my kids just to piss my ex off. She said there are some weirdos on the internet, and hates me talking about them. Wierdos on the interent, it's how she met her partner so she has a good case

Photo looks ace mate, and cheered me up

[Cardboard Box City]

if i ever have kids, they're going to have the cheapest toys father ever!

Yup.

[amy246]

Aaw! He looks cute, and his t-shirt is awesome. And i feel happy, but dont really have a particular reason why, i'm just happy, which is good enough!

[-pogo-]

Going to a party tomorrow night which should be good.

[oafc0000]

Has anyone said he looks f**k all like you

I was going to post a photo of my kids just to piss my ex off. She said there are some weirdos on the internet, and hates me talking about them. Wierdos on the interent, it's how she met her partner so she has a good case

Photo looks ace mate, and cheered me up

Does she read the Daily Mail

Photos does look ace... So jelouse

[Langdale Wolf]

Photos does look ace... So jelouse

You'll be experiencing the very same thing sooner than you think mate!

How's the waiting game, by the way? Driving you mad yet?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

How's the waiting game, by the way? Driving you mad yet?

Has he got a new job? Where's the restaurant?

[ampersand]

Has anyone said he looks f**k all like you

was just going to say, the poor guys starting to resemble him. it's all downhill from here.

[oafc0000]

You'll be experiencing the very same thing sooner than you think mate!

How's the waiting game, by the way? Driving you mad yet?

I am slowly going mad... Things have started to happen though... Won't go into details though in case someone is eating

Got midwife appointment in the morning so we might get a date to be induced depending on the results

Five days overdue at the moment

Edited March 31, 2010 by oafc0000

[oafc0000]

Has he got a new job? Where's the restaurant?

WTF ?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I am slowly going mad... Things have started to happen though... Won't go into details though in case someone is eating

Got midwife appointment in the morning so we might get a date to be induced depending on the results

Five days overdue at the moment

Ooo close on.

Seriously the midwife will give you a real heads up. They don't usually panic until a week (dependant on the authority).

Bags packed? Beers in the fridge for after? Thats all you need. You just sit back and enjoy the ride, with her digging her nails into your palm whilst you are trying to mop her brow. Toilet? Go before hand, because the whole 12 hours she is in labour you are not able to go!! DO NOT say "there there". That is a killer. Just make sure you are at the right end when baby comes out or else you are dead. Been at the top end and seeing her throw up and saying "Oh it's got your mothers webbed toes" is not cool.

Good luck xx

[Langdale Wolf]

I am slowly going mad... Things have started to happen though... Won't go into details though in case someone is eating

Got midwife appointment in the morning so we might get a date to be induced depending on the results

Five days overdue at the moment

Is the 'something' called a 'show' perchance?

Ours was 9 days mate - I know how frustrating it is!!!

Hopefully, you're not reading this and you're at the hospital right now.

Thinking of you mate.

[ampersand]

zane lowe being on breakfast and saying 'f**k you' to the playlist. if only moyles had the power to do that!

[BlackHole2006]

Me and my mate have been prank calling people all day and jamming. We made up some prettey awesome riffs and prettey hillarious calls.