Cups of Piss

[Kyelo]

Yeah, that's right. But even so, if I weighed 16 stone I wouldn't trust a cardboar box to carry my weight whilst I dropped the kids off at the swimming baths..

[LittlemissC]

See I took it to mean that it will take the weight of a person sitting on it of up to 16stone

[J1mbo]

What im sayin is to many middle-class, daily mail reading, cambridge footlights types on here complaing about it.

[Nixy]

Typed and re-typed a response to the piss throwing/oral sex post. Just can't find the words. Apart from these.

You, sir, are a cock.

[madspaceangel]

Typed and re-typed a response to the piss throwing/oral sex post. Just can't find the words. Apart from these.

You, sir, are a cock.

[maninkilt]

Typed and re-typed a response to the piss throwing/oral sex post. Just can't find the words. Apart from these.

You, sir, are a cock.

Edited March 1, 2010 by maninkilt

[indisguise]

Ever been a victim?

Ever been a perpetrator?

Share your wee related stories and opinions

[LEDZEP66]

So people are defending throwing piss by saying they will lose a good spot if they go to the toilet.

If you want to get to the front you shouldn't drink all day and moan about losing your spot, you can't have it both ways.

I like to drink at Glasto, I stand towards the back of the pyramid so I can get to the toilet and the bar fine. The view and sound is perfect at most stages, other stage can be hit and miss.

[glastofever]

Someone had sh*t by our tent last year and my friend stepped in it. It really wasn't a pleasent experience. Look out for the roaming logs this year they are the in thing

Edited March 2, 2010 by glastofever

[LittlemissC]

Someone had sh*t by our tent last year and my friend stepped in it. It really wasn't a pleasent experience. Look out for the roaming logs this year they are the in thing

[APC]

Urine is only sterile until it comes out, then it quickly collects bacteria. It is bodily waste, it's downright filthy, unhygienic and it f**king stinks, do you enjoy being soaked in piss and having to live with being soaking wet and stinking with someone elses bodily waste?

Edited March 2, 2010 by APC

[FunkyDenz]

I got hit in the eye at V Festival by a full bottle, luckily the contents remained inside the bottle. I didn't bother to check to see if the bottle was full of piss, but it ruined The Roots for me. I still had a black eye and a headache when watching The Prodigy later on that evening, so didn't enjoy it as much as I should have done.

[When Jokers Attack]

Can't recall this happening at Glastonbury, Happens all the time at TITP and Rockness.

[Boosh]

someone once tried to tell me that urine was clean because by definition it was the bladder's job to filter all the bad stuff out. that was a fun conversation.

[tommmy]

Isn't the tolerance, or lack of it, of other peoples body fluids based on two things.

1, State of sexual arousal.

2, Consensus.

Surely this was the problem with the oral sex guy's post.

For example if I was in the bath with Effy from Skins and things were getting a bit heated, then a bit of the old Amber joy may be more than welcome. However if Effy unexpectedly took a piss in my face whilst I was eating my dinner, well....... We're gonna have words.

[LondonTom]

Isn't the tolerance, or lack of it, of other peoples body fluids based on two things.

1, State of sexual arousal.

2, Consensus.

Surely this was the problem with the oral sex guy's post.

For example if I was in the bath with Effy from Skins and things were getting a bit heated, then a bit of the old Amber joy may be more than welcome. However if Effy unexpectedly took a piss in my face whilst I was eating my dinner, well....... We're gonna have words.

[BUDDY22]

It should be Glastonbury law that anyone caught throwing cups of piss or throwing anything, should be held down on the floor until the stewards arrive and thrown out of the festival and banned for life.I for one would SMACK him to the ground.We don't wont dickheads at Glastonbury.Glastonbury is a special place from which i look forward to going to each year with my family,i don't wont it turning into the like's of V.

[Kyelo]

Can't recall this happening at Glastonbury, Happens all the time at TITP and Rockness.

[Langdale Wolf]

A nice hard rugby tackle should do?

[jameshunt]

It should be Glastonbury law that anyone caught throwing cups of piss or throwing anything, should be held down on the floor until the stewards arrive and thrown out of the festival and banned for life.I for one would SMACK him to the ground.We don't wont dickheads at Glastonbury.Glastonbury is a special place from which i look forward to going to each year with my family,i don't wont it turning into the like's of V.

[Langdale Wolf]

Enough with the violence to meet violence suggestions. Surely carrying them to the long drops and dropping them in head first would be a better solution?

[jameshunt]

......but only if they agree to said punishment, yes?

[Kyelo]

Rugby tackle? As in jump towards them, grab their legs and take them down? F**k that - if they're 'flying low', beef bus in hand pissing on the floor there's no way I'm going near them at that height, even if I was about to administer pain.

[Nixy]

Rugby tackle? As in jump towards them, grab their legs and take them down? F**k that - if they're 'flying low', beef bus in hand pissing on the floor there's no way I'm going near them at that height, even if I was about to administer pain.

[mikeb]

There's a very simple solution to deterring those who whip it out and use it in places where it shouldn't ever be whipped out and used:

... that of making sure they can't actually do it again

Always have a pair somewhere in amongst me stuff purely for first aid kinda purposes of course but they're defo portable and all that

Edited March 3, 2010 by mikeb