Official Lineup

[Melvin_Benn]

Hi its Melvin, thought i'd give you all a heads up.

Big ups to ma homeboy Keese. Thats last time I tell you the headliners

Can't show you the poster because its at the office and a few changes have had to be made as Arcade Fire have pulled out

Fri

Eminem

Limp Bizkit

DMX

Biffy Clyro

Spencer Pratt

Lonely Island

Nme

Hole

Maccabees

Taproot

Sat

Blink 182

Paramore

Weezer

3OH!3

Chas and his band

Glassjaw

Lit

NME

Queens of Stoneage

Korn

Asher Roth

Sun

The Smiths

My Chemical Romance

Dragonforce

Graham Coxon

yourcodenameismilo

Kennedy Soundtrack

Midtown

NME

The Specials

Chamillionaire

Spunge

Also following the success of banning flags last year we have decided to ban Chilli Powder, inflatable chairs, people with asthma and bees.

Also we have inked a deal with Greggs to have many stores across the site

See you all in Aug

Melvo

[Flobadobalob]

TAPROOT!!!!

[Tom1889]

About as funny as a cactus down the eye of your knob.

[Keva]

[sjp_121]

Not totally sure if this is meant to be funny.

If it is... then you've failed.

If its meant to be realistic.

You've failed again.

Basically... you've failed.

[Happy Alien]

Melvo

[disco-dani]

im a bee

gutted

[scottt]

I was gonna say fail, but the banning of people with asthma made a slight recovery. Touche.

[crazypete86]

Poor, poor, poor. Why do people even bother making these threads, they aren't remotely funny.

[lharris92]

nice waste of time

[fat_man_joe]

I found the banned stuff quite amusing... otherwise it really wasn't worth disallowing Melvin Benn his most likely desired username for when he tried to sign up to this forum.

[Dan R]

wouldv entertained me more if some slight more niave people believed it first

i still though it had some nice touches though lol

[VCK]

Smiths and Specials clash?

[dunny]

The smiths and the specials clash is a bit of a bummer

[Smithster]

loving the greggs idea.