Tom1889 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Just as laugh and for something to do until moday evening, here's your chance to claim the unofficial title of 'Funny F**cker'. Leave a reply with your funniest/most impossible/unlikely/whatever act to appear at Leeds Fest. Make it as hilarious and stupid as possible, makes it better I'll get the ball rolling shall I... Headlining the dance stage will be a collaboration between Chase&Status and Susan Boyle, kicking off with a heavy dubstep remix of 'I dreamed a dream'.... Let the games begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lharris92 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 (edited) jedward headlining main stage on the sunday nite finishing with a cover of killing in the name oh and joe mcelderry sub headlining too nuf said psst i edited as i thought up the extra bit Edited March 25, 2010 by lharris92 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OoohChristy! Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 blink 182 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy0808 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 The lonely Island closing the Sunday with i'm on a boat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseman Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 libertines reforming and playing a special guest slot under arcade fire....oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likelyladtom Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 blink 182 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgegabriel Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 The lonely Island closing the Sunday with i'm on a boat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjp_121 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Joe Mceldery and Rage Against The Machine will re-enact the epic Xmas Number 1 chart battle in a Sing Off. Support will be from JLS. On Saturday Susan Boyle will announce her new direction, as a female version of Calvin Harris, with Dizzee Rascal's grime sound mixed in. On Sunday The two hour set will be a spoken word presentation by Simon Cowell. Here we will here his life stories, and all the previous winners of X factor, apart from Joe Mceldery will perform some of his favourite songs. A special guest will arrive in the form of Mr. Piers Morgan himself. The NME tent has turned into the "Question Time" Tent. Here each party leader will attempt to persuade voters to their party with the use of one of their favourite artists. Gordon Brown will use Slipknot David Cameron will use Oasis (with both Gallagher brothers) And Nick Clegg will use Tinchy Stryder. Finally, throughout the weekend, festival goers will perform a real life Cludeo! game, culminating in how Melvin was killed, hence why the festival has gone into this route. The suspects are: Simon Cowell The Gallagher Brothers Niel from E-festivals and The Entire Cast of Glee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1889 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 (edited) Thought of another, how bout a main stage headliner made up of notorious twats. George Bush-Drums Margaret Thatcher-Lead Guitar David Cameron-Bass & Pete Doherty-Vocals/Rhythm Guitar Edited March 25, 2010 by Tom1889 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chr!s Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Ray Quinn in 3D sub headlining the NME stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat_man_joe Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Ready Steady Cook live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disco-dani Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Friday B*witched (remember them?) Cradle of Filth ft Alexandra Burke The Libertines Saturday The Beatles My Chemical Romance The Mavericks Sunday The entire Eastenders cast with special guests: SuBo, Take That and Miley Cyrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leaper Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 kanye west and taylor swift rap battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1889 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Ready Steady Cook live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lharris92 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 pete doherty turning up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjp_121 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 kanye west and taylor swift rap battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan113 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Fireman Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy0808 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 just rik waller getting it on with beyonce live on stage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Lanham Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Amy Winehouse/Pete Doherty/The Gallaghers and Courtney Love all combining to perform a headline slot playing One by Metallica, London Underground, Ice Ice Baby and Total Eclipse of the heart over and over again till they get bottled off Piers Morgan vs. Jeremy Clarkson hip hop battle followed by a champagne fight on models on concorde Oasis with Jedward replacing the Gallaghers Special Guests/Other Appearances: Lonely Island Snow Patrol and Cheryl Cole combining once again to see if they can possibly be worse than last time Susan Boyle and Axl Rose Johnny Depp doing the dance in Alice in Wonderland (Fodderwacker I believe?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1889 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Amy Winehouse/Pete Doherty/The Gallaghers and Courtney Love all combining to perform a headline slot playing One by Metallica, London Underground, Ice Ice Baby and Total Eclipse of the heart over and over again till they get bottled off Piers Morgan vs. Jeremy Clarkson hip hop battle followed by a champagne fight on models on concorde Oasis with Jedward replacing the Gallaghers Special Guests/Other Appearances: Lonely Island Snow Patrol and Cheryl Cole combining once again to see if they can possibly be worse than last time Susan Boyle and Axl Rose Johnny Depp doing the dance in Alice in Wonderland (Fodderwacker I believe?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom1889 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Amy Winehouse/Pete Doherty/The Gallaghers and Courtney Love all combining to perform a headline slot playing One by Metallica, London Underground, Ice Ice Baby and Total Eclipse of the heart over and over again till they get bottled off Piers Morgan vs. Jeremy Clarkson hip hop battle followed by a champagne fight on models on concorde Oasis with Jedward replacing the Gallaghers Special Guests/Other Appearances: Lonely Island Snow Patrol and Cheryl Cole combining once again to see if they can possibly be worse than last time Susan Boyle and Axl Rose Johnny Depp doing the dance in Alice in Wonderland (Fodderwacker I believe?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Lanham Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 One and the same aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavmeisterdeluxe Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 The Chuckle Bros doing a set of classic Jedward covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Role Model Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 The Chuckle Bros doing a set of classic Jedward covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonia_90 Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 I'm gonna go with: NEIL BUCHANAN (Art Attack special) JEREMY KYLE SHOW LIVE! MR MOTIVATOR GMTV EXERCISE SPECIAL, LIVE ONSTAGE! As the 3 headliners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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