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At first when I read the thread title I just thought the concept of shops excited you, but then I opened it up and realised you were just being "random" (or in 1990s-speak, a knob).

I know somebody like you. His name is Scott. He feels compelled to broadcast his entire life to his friends on Facebook at any given moment to tell them what STDs he intends to get this year in Zante, or how he needs to talk to Frank, even if none of us really give a shit. He's a knob too.

He's also gay but then I need to emphasise that being gay and a being a knob are not necessarily synonymous with each other, although if you ARE gay then generally you LIKE knobs.

Do you like knobs, Gaffo?

Here's a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it. Cows are "well" funny, aren't they?

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At first when I read the thread title I just thought the concept of shops excited you, but then I opened it up and realised you were just being "random" (or in 1990s-speak, a knob).

I know somebody like you. His name is Scott. He feels compelled to broadcast his entire life to his friends on Facebook at any given moment to tell them what STDs he intends to get this year in Zante, or how he needs to talk to Frank, even if none of us really give a shit. He's a knob too.

He's also gay but then I need to emphasise that being gay and a being a knob are not necessarily synonymous with each other, although if you ARE gay then generally you LIKE knobs.

Do you like knobs, Gaffo?

Here's a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it. Cows are "well" funny, aren't they?

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HA ! Clearly hit a nerve !

No im not gay, im just bored in work !

It's all ok though, coz i know somebody like you.

very judgemental of people,

you dont know me, you are completely judging me (Very wrongly infact) Based on me just posting a lyric.

maaaybe you should meet some more people? I mean if these are the only people you know of there is definatly something wrong.

bascially, its a lyric, and the fact you think you know what kind of person i am from that, well... thats just silly isn't it ! =)

Thanks for the comment

yours

that knob from facebook

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Bloody hell!

:P

What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a lesson in insecurity. I didn't even pick up on the lyrical reference. I might as well have said, "oh isn't the weather lovely and gay today" only to be met with:

"I'm not f**king gay; you're f**king gay you big gay f**king f**k! f**k off! If anyone's f**king gay it's you you gay f**ker!"

Jeez... some people develop such a complex when they're working.

Funniest reaction ever. :P

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What judgement? I bet he still thinks I'm calling him gay! :P

"I'm not gay, you f**king f**k! You don't know me! You don't know people! I'm f**king working you big gay f**ker! HAHA!"

NERD RAGE!

"I am so angryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" :P

First of all, I can't make a judgement about somebody until I actually know what they're talking about. If he was making some casual reference to a song, I didn't pick up on it, so I wasn't making any allusion to his sexual preference.

Second, if you actually took the time to try and understand the comments I made at the end, ("Here's a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it. Cows are "well" funny, aren't they?" ), you would notice that I was being patronising to the guy because his initial message made him sound like a bit of a clown, and based on the guy's completely nondescript over reaction, I'd say any judgement I made about him being a simpleton/idiot is pretty much accurate considering he (and you for that matter) didn't get jist of what I said.

Again, hilarious reaction!

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At first when I read the thread title I just thought the concept of shops excited you, but then I opened it up and realised you were just being "random" (or in 1990s-speak, a knob).

I know somebody like you. His name is Scott. He feels compelled to broadcast his entire life to his friends on Facebook at any given moment to tell them what STDs he intends to get this year in Zante, or how he needs to talk to Frank, even if none of us really give a shit. He's a knob too.

He's also gay but then I need to emphasise that being gay and a being a knob are not necessarily synonymous with each other, although if you ARE gay then generally you LIKE knobs.

Do you like knobs, Gaffo?

Here's a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it. Cows are "well" funny, aren't they?

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