Being cool and randomz

[mooseman]

How is this done? I need to be cool so please help me.

I have a checkered shirt and raybans now what...

[lharris92]

you go to v festival maybe

[Lithium05]

Burn things. Basically anything you can find. Extra points if it belongs to someone else, and is of great sentimental value to them.

[mooseman]

I found out another tip for being cool, drawing on yourself/others with marker pens. Cannot wait to have a penis drawn on my face.

[ShockTK]

How is this done? I need to be cool so please help me.

I have a checkered shirt and raybans now what...

[ShockTK]

Smack ShockTK in the face, and I'll think you the coolest ever.

[mooseman]

so violence is cool, gotcha

[lharris92]

so violence is cool, gotcha

[ShockTK]

only in moderation and to people who you dont know & things that dont belong to you - bear in mind it could go pear-shaped and the results will tell if so

[mooseman]

Do girls like this sort of thing, cos the only reason I am going to Reading is to be knee deep in clunge. But I hear that sex at reading is just a myth.

[ShockTK]

Do girls like this sort of thing, cos the only reason I am going to Reading is to be knee deep in clunge. But I hear that sex at reading is just a myth.

[sorted]

take neon clothes

take glowsticks, stick them in your hair, face, wellies EVERYWHERE

[ShockTK]

take neon clothes

take glowsticks, stick them in your hair, face, wellies EVERYWHERE

[Keva]

Cool people dont wear clothes. Only those underwear they sell on the merch stalls. Oh and a bikini top even it its pissing down.

[mooseman]

New stuff to add

- Acne (sorted)

- Neon shit

- Milking goats

- Losing a shoe after a heavy night

- Collecting cups

I'm almost cool I think

[VCK]

Shout "buttscratcher" a lot, drink about two cans so you can get f**ked and "go f**king mental, mate!" and don't bother going just to see the bands apart from one or two flavour of the month acts.

[Rock_and/or_Roll]

Walk through my campsite "drunk" and talk to me like we've been best mates since the womb, not forgetting to try and high five me and ask for some of my alcohol.

When leaving make sure to trip over my tent.

[Lithium05]

Shout "buttscratcher" a lot,

[astrobaby]

Yeah, and knifing people's tents is also apparently a good way to pass the time.

[ap3311]

How is this done? I need to be cool so please help me.

I have a checkered shirt and raybans now what...

[Manic Man]

Don't forget to often chant "You wat you wat" and "Yorkshire!" (or, if you're particularly non-conformist, individual and cool, "Lancashire")

Oh, and don't forget to brag about how you've never heard of Arcade Fire. Atrocious that they would headline your festival.

Edited April 7, 2010 by Manic Man

[VCK]

Don't forget to often chant "You wat you wat" and "Yorkshire!" (or, if you're particularly non-conformist, individual and cool, "Lancashire")

Edited April 7, 2010 by VCK

[theramm]

Drunkenly push your way to the front of the main stage, knocking peoples drinks etc on the way through & stay there all day regardless of who's on. No-one else is there for the bands anyway, it's all about just being there innit? Then, when a bands playing songs you haven't heard on the radio or don't like just shout loudly to each other & stand there taking photo's of you & your totally mental mates on your phone, then you can put them straight up on facebook and show everyone how awesome you are at Leeds festival.

Girls - Don't forget to wear full make up! You should be looking your best at a festival

Lads - Straw hats! If you need inspiration for your hip, festival look search google images for either 'The Kooks' or 'Complete C(_)nt', both work.

Edited April 7, 2010 by theramm

[ShockTK]

Don't you mean "Manchester! La la la!"

But yeah, go on about how you're a proud Northerner in an accent which almost sounds like you're from the home counties whilst dressed like a character out of Skins, usually while you're celebrating your last time with friends before going to university in London or Bristol or Worcester.

[KingOfTheRodeo]

Come on you old farts, let the kids have their fun

Edited April 7, 2010 by KingOfTheRodeo