Being cool and randomz

[rexclark]

Give away free booze. Everyone loves free booze.

If you're going to Leeds, go down the massive hill in a bin. You will be seen as cool for the rest of your life and girls will gfall at your feet.

If all else fails, copy Skins.

[Crouch15]

I'm cool.

Well that's what my mum told me while I was listening to the kooks and Razorlight.

"mum, where's my skinny jeans".

[swordfish]

Go to the signing tent and get the autograph of the lead singer from you me at six then rip it up throw it on the floor and spit/piss on it piss if you are a real man. Now that would make any man cool

[jammy2211]

Remember, no one knows who the **** Arcade Fire are.

[j...rox]

Don't do anything northern like shouting Lancashire and wearing your rovers shirt, that didn't quite go to plan last year on thursday.

Thats for Reading goers only!

Edited April 7, 2010 by j...rox

[silent_alarm]

Go to the signing tent and get the autograph of the lead singer from you me at six then rip it up throw it on the floor and spit/piss on it piss if you are a real man. Now that would make any man cool

[mooseman]

are drugs cool, people say they are bad so they must be cool. So lots of Mkat for everyone

[Lithium05]

Forgot an important one - If someone offers you a "free hug", hug them and don't let go for as long as possible. The longer the hug, the cooler you are.

Edited April 8, 2010 by Lithium05

[Chihiro Cheeks]

Sit around your tent discussing what drugs you have taken with your friends, but never actually take any.

Or look about 10 and go round tents begging for cigs or beer.

Or u could be really cool and break the legs of ur gazebo so its really small and then light a fire underneath it so the flames are only a few cms away from the top of your gazebo and then try putting a gas canister in it.

[Lithium05]

Bring a gun with you.

[Andy0808]

Bring a gun with you.

[YumYum]

throw cups of piss! if someone gets hit then they were probably just in the way

[Azzy G]

Forgot an important one - If someone offers you a "free hug", hug them and don't let go for as long as possible. The longer the hug, the cooler you are.

[mooseman]

Pack an abundance of condoms even though there's no chance you're gonna use them.

[ShockTK]

lots of posh w*nks and about a 1/4000 chance of meeting milly could see them used quite a bit over the weekend, and ofcourse blowing one up like a balloon. Thats cool and randomz.

[VCK]

Be sure to waste your time seeing a band you don't like just to throw bottles of piss at them. Who cares if your favourite band ever is on another stage at the same time? Seeing them would just make you look like a loser.

[Andy0808]

lots of posh w*nks and about a 1/4000 chance of meeting milly could see them used quite a bit over the weekend, and ofcourse blowing one up like a balloon. Thats cool and randomz.

[rexclark]

If you Really want people to think you're cool. Get stuck head first down a long drop. You will achieve instant legendry status. Being covered in shit has never been so worth it.

[Andy0808]

just wear a straw hat, collect hundreds of cups and stack them. and carry them as if your marching with the 4th regiment.

twats!

edit: not the 4th regiment, the people who do it

Edited April 8, 2010 by Andy0808

[VCK]

Who is this Millie I keep hearing about?

[Andy0808]

Who is this Millie I keep hearing about?

[lharris92]

Who is this Millie I keep hearing about?