Commandments of Rockness

[tweemo freak]

Ok this thread is just some random fun cuz i'm kind of bored. You post a Ten Commandments style rule 4 Rockness (sort of inspired by Thou Shalt Always Kill). It's just 2 kill time

1. Thou shalt not take the names of Paul Barnes, Richard D James or Jim King in vain.

[Tommo2202]

2. Thou shalt not shave a fellow campers hair whilst then are sleeping/ko'd

[theampersanddevil]

3. Though shall not go on about daft punk all day - though shall not miss Derrick May

[theampersanddevil]

Though shall not wear 'funky' wellies. ( )

[Eh Ah Ken]

thou shall not sing about crispy pancakes, chips and beans all weekend.

[dave!]

thou shall not throw cups of piss

[Guy Rope Tripper]

Thou shalt not chant "here we, here we, here we f**kin go"

[Elbear]

Thou shalt not chant "here we, here we, here we f**kin go"

[rexclark]

Thou Shalt Always Dance Till You Pass Out.

Leftfield........Just A Band.

[AlDaHousecat]

Thou shall not steal my camping chair when I forget to put it in my tent!!!!

[Fauldhouse]

thou shall not use music to get into girls tents .............................. use it to get into their PANTS!

[pothead pixie]

Thou shall be red eyed throughout the weekend and be dipped in dogshit!

[rocknessmonster]

Thou shalt not use Daft Punk in 07 to measure every other band.

[theampersanddevil]

Daft Punk......just a band

[-pogo-]

DJ's...not a band

[theampersanddevil]

Daft punk....just DJ's

[tweemo freak]

Freindly Fires just a ban...... bunch of losers .

Thou shalt obey the knowledge of the "Don't be a d*ck" stickers.

[Elbear]

Freindly Fires just a ban...... bunch of losers .

[Poleski]

thou shall not use music to get into girls tents .............................. use it to get into their PANTS!

[EileenAllardyce]

Thought shall have the best friggin time and get trashed to the point of no return

[scottiejmac]

Though shall not bringeth a sound system into the camp site and play absurd techno riddims at ridiculous o'clock.

[rexclark]

Thou Shalt visit the Pimms bus at least once over the weekend, regardless of wether you like Pimms or not.

[pothead pixie]

Thou shall gub a jagermeister whilst putting up my tent!

[tweemo freak]

Thou shalt not steal someones tent.............. steal their BOOZE !

[Window Licker]

Thou shalt not pimp ones tent...