sex...

[Lithium05]

makes me wonder if kids just spend 200 quid on a ticket just to get pussy.

[Lubic]

... and then kick off on the Sunday night if their quest was unsuccessful...

[ska_4_life]

LoL.

Funny shit.

Why do you want sex at a festival? I believe there are alot better things to do rather than catching all the STDs. How about you go watch some bands and socialise with all the interesting people afterwords, not 1 girl. My mate pulled at Reading last year. Sure he got sex every night for a weekend, but I was out meeting people. I still see some of the people I met last year, he doesnt even have her number.

Besides, if im ever in any state to "perform" after all the booze and drugs I have taken I know it has been a bad festival year

[XrtVra]

Mmmmm... just like being in Amsterdam all over again.

Ahem... errrr... the what?

[Dave The Hedgehog]

makes me wonder if kids just spend 200 quid on a ticket just to get pussy.

[Lithium05]

Haha, it was in "Zack and Miri make a porno" (One of those awful teen comedies, on par with american pie).

[paddyfourtwenty]

Eh?! By what stretch of the imagination are Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks teenagers?! It's a Kevin Smith film. That should tell you all you need to know.

[rexclark]

At long last the mystery has finally been solved.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Don't say that, Melvin will cut down on security and just send send in the whores.

[XrtVra]

Eh?! By what stretch of the imagination are Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks teenagers?! It's a Kevin Smith film. That should tell you all you need to know.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

I'm starting to fear that this thread is now becoming a hotbed for bad film critiques.

If you're Uwe Boll... run. RUN! RUN BEFORE SOMEBODY TYPES 'POPULAR OPINIONS ON UWE BOLL FILMS' INTO GOOGLE!

[j-j-j-j-joe!]

This thread is utterly, preposterously hilarious.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

This thread is utterly, preposterously hilarious.

[j...rox]

I heard that some girls give out freebies at the festival... 22 guys got lucky last year.

Freebies included Herpes, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia and some lucky so and so even managed to pick up crabs. Didn't know they existed in landlocked Berkshire!

[j-j-j-j-joe!]

Should have been here for the first one.

[j...rox]

Why, what was the first one?

[XrtVra]

It had pictures of Tiger Woods, A horse, The Stig and a very unique toilet picture. Forever engrained on my mind!

[Dave The Hedgehog]

You forgot barney!

Edited June 2, 2010 by Dave The Hedgehog

[lharris92]

my bond movie title of the day is "The Slag Who Loved Me"