Embarressing morning after stories...

[metallimuse]

I was chatting to a mate tonight and saying how I pulled the receptionist at my work last night in a drunken stupor and saying how I felt embarressed because I was so drunk I started snooring which she told me about today.

He responded by saying he pulled a bird he fancied and ended up pissing the bed after because he was so pissed so I wondered if any of you have amusing or cringeworthly anecdotes?

[nightcrawler13]

(un)fortunately this happened to my housemate, not I.

He went to Rock Kitchen, which is a metal night in manchester, and pulled what he described as "the most beautiful goth hell lost track of"

they got back, she rode him cowgirl style in "pagan like tantric sex that blew my mind"

they both climaxed together....

then as she crouched up to kiss him, shit on his chest

[oafc0000]

This is certainly not a thread to read while eating breakfast

[gratedenini]

I was told the following by a good friend.

Many years ago he was out with a mate and they got fixed up with two lasses. They all got lashed etc and bought pizzas and went back to their flat..chat,drink,snog etc and they ended up in bed.

My mate could hear the other couple going at it like blazes in the next room and the lad was shouting "Rimmer! Rimmer!"

Hours later, he heard an almighty yell from his mate who`d got up for a piss (still dark)... the other 3 dashed to see what was up and the lad was saying his knob was all like jelly......

when they looked.... there in full glory was his bell end all covered up by a tomato!!!.

OMG! Margharita Pizza with sliced tomato! Rimmer! Rimmer!

[The Nal]

(un)fortunately this happened to my housemate, not I.

He went to Rock Kitchen, which is a metal night in manchester, and pulled what he described as "the most beautiful goth hell lost track of"

they got back, she rode him cowgirl style in "pagan like tantric sex that blew my mind"

they both climaxed together....

then as she crouched up to kiss him, shit on his chest

he said he freaked out and threw her out the house, then had a shower, twice

[jump]

I remember getting freaky with a girl in the girl's toilet of a club and half way through she started throwing up (I was behind so luckily saved from the mess unlike her who had bits in her hair) and after I pulled out, held her hair back etc. she wanted to lye (or is it lie?) down and sleep in the pool of vomit. So I put the seat down on the toilet and made her sit, grabbed some water and threw it at her to make her wake up and a few mins later she started felling better and wanted to kiss and start it over again, to which I said no.

Edited October 7, 2010 by jump

[oafc0000]

You are all too rock and roll for me

Edited October 7, 2010 by oafc0000

[Guest musiclove123]

I remember getting freaky with a girl in the girl's toilet of a club and half way through she started throwing up (I was behind so luckily saved from the mess unlike her who had bits in her hair) and after I pulled out, held her back etc. she wanted to lye (or is it lie?) down and sleep in the pool of vomit. So I put the seat down on the toilet and made her sit, grabbed some water and throw it at her to make her wake up and a few mins later she was better and wanted to kiss and start again, to which I said no.

[The Nal]

a few mins later she started felling better and wanted to kiss and start it over again, to which I said no.

[jump]

That must have been a thrilling experience....the banging you were doing much have upset her stomach hence the vomiting

[gratedenini]

RIMMER!

[oafc0000]

RIMMER!

[metallimuse]

(un)fortunately this happened to my housemate, not I.

He went to Rock Kitchen, which is a metal night in manchester, and pulled what he described as "the most beautiful goth hell lost track of"

they got back, she rode him cowgirl style in "pagan like tantric sex that blew my mind"

they both climaxed together....

then as she crouched up to kiss him, shit on his chest

he said he freaked out and threw her out the house, then had a shower, twice

[dakyras]

A son of a well known celebrity studying at Cardiff University took a girl back to his house, woke up in the morning and she had full on shat and puked all over the bed. Instead of hushing it up, he made the girl stay round for breakfast, and invited his friends over to take a look.