bollocks to the flies in the bairns eyes...

[gratedenini]

...aye, yer need some beer,green & a chocolate,salty,sweet,crunchie home made confectionery... and listen to this :

well, i`ve made the effort,and it seems to have paid off, by applying the insrtuctions above... i`ve made it to 23.49 and resisted the urge to turn to BBC1.

By periodically feeling (in a non-sexual/noncin way) the undercarriage of My Dog Milosovich I have been able to dis-engage mesell.

MDM keeps himsell in trim and depilates his abdomen , only leaving his knob sheath and testicalia with a light coating of fur.

Therefore my friends, I can keep myself at a temperature of 37.5deg without the aid of fossil fuels.

Dogs Bellies... the Refuge of the Damned

den

[gratedenini]

...err, that wasn`t me. Really...

den