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Could they not afford the real John Terry? I'm sure John Jerry is a worry tribute act, but one expects better of Reading. I hope Wanye Rooney is a cross between Kanye West and Wayne Rooney; 'I'ma let you finish John Jerry, but I'm one of the best prostitute shaggers of all time!'

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You know, I'm not to up on computers and the vast possibilities of the internet, but I've heard through the grapevine that there are actually websites around where you can pay a small sum of money to actually meet people, and form long-lasting, romantic relationships with them. I'm not sure this forum is one of them, although from reading what you've just typed, I doubt that the strange, sexual undercurrent of your words and seemingly awkward social skills would be of any benefit to you on a more relevant website, Joe.

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Sorry for my previous behaviour, I hope that you all can look into your hearts and forgive me. I've been going through a very rough time with insomnia and would be lucky to get over an 1 hours sleep, this turned me slightly crazy and delusional. I have found therapy in reading all of dave the hedgehogs post to help me sleep.

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FRIDAY HEADLINER,GORDON BROWN LOOK A LIKE COMPETITION HOSTSTED BY BORIS JOHNSTON.

SATURDAY HEADLINER,GARRY GLITTER COME BACK SPECIALE, WITH 25 PEACE, ALL MALE, ALL UNDER 12, PHILIPEENO CHOIR.

SUNDAY HEADLINER,JOHN JERRY AND WANYE ROONEY GUESS WHO? STARRING ALL PREVOUS HOOKERS.

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tbh

Nick Clegg would make a better headliner. that would be a epic bottling session.

Saturday night could be Nick Griffin with the surprise guests, the london all Gay black Immigrants choir, as his backing singers.

and on sunday Katie price is going to come on, just so everyone can tell her shes no longer hot and that we'd realy appreciated if she could shut the f**k up and dissapear forever.

ow and at at 1 Oclock Maddie Maccans going to appear...

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