starpod Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 The best before date on a packet of crisps lands on a Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jump Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 The old Egyptian people were the 1st people to use contraceptive, which back in those days was crocodile shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starpod Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Sharks only attack wet people...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Monkey Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 The lighter was invented before the match. Giraffes can clean their ears with their tongues. Noel Edmonds is actually a cyborg sent from the future to destroy us all. I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starpod Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 wait..wait...wait... lighter before the match? *impressed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed209 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 (edited) if you scaled up a squash ball to be the size of the earth, its highest mountain would be taller than Everest, and its deepest trench would be deeper than the Mariana Edited February 9, 2011 by Ed209 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalemate Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 I heard the same fact but about a snooker ball^^^^ I think that makes it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed209 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 I heard the same fact but about a snooker ball^^^^ I think that makes it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gre Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 wait..wait...wait... lighter before the match? *impressed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalemate Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 I imagine it probably was... Did you see it on QI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy246 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 In British sign language the sign for hundred, red and boy are all the same (index finger running under chin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 The word 'gullible' does not appear in the Oxford English Dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbear Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 I'm told GOLF originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. God knows if it's true though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5co77ie Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Having just tried to remember all the blotters i took in 88, I've discovered that Max Headrooms weren't acid but some research chemical called DOB! http://www.blotterart.net/gallery/album40/SmileyMaxHeadroom_001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightcrawler13 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 if you scaled up a squash ball to be the size of the earth, its highest mountain would be taller than Everest, and its deepest trench would be deeper than the Mariana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed209 Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 i dont get what that actually means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worm Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in mt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerdurden Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Eating the equivalent amount of two tubes worth of toothpaste will kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lharris92 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 its illegal to die in the houses of parliament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ampersand Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in mt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jump Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Apples contain cyanide and sex toys are illegal in Alabama so people have to sign a form saying they are for medical use to get them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gre Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 its illegal to die in the houses of parliament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worm Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 There are 5 words ending with 'mt' daydreamt · dreamt · outdreamt · redreamt · undreamt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightcrawler13 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 still not understanding the fact about the snooker ball... hippos give pink milk cats have barbed penis', the female needs to feel pain to release their egg. So essentially, cats rape each other. Lion King aint so sweet now is it? the only reason Super Mario has a moustache is due to the limited number of pixels in early video games, so having a tache creates a nose and mouth people eat 8 spiders a year in their sleep - is not a fact, it was made up by a radio presenter to see how far bullshit could travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jump Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 still not understanding the fact about the snooker ball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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