Funniest thing you've seen/heard at Leeds/Reading

[darth haggis]

Had just called it a night and crawled into my tent around 3,4am. After about 30 minutes of so, there was a perculiar noise repeating itself as it penetrated the campsite ambiance. As it got closer I could make out that it was a voice of a lone chap meandering his way through the campsite maze. "Shroooooooooooooooooommsssss!" He yelped in a high pitched squeel. "Anybody got any shroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms!!" My friends, who were all camped around me had obviously heard this also, as within 10 seconds or so we broke out in hysterical laughter that didn't stop for minutes. The voice disappeared into the night after a minute or so, but I'll always remember crazy shroom guy.

Also, during one of the days, a male associate of our camp emerged from an adventure with a particularly special present/surprise: She had either received a serious trauma to the head, or had dropped enough pills to kill charlie sheen, for good. The next hour or so of our new friend's brief, but memorable visit to our campsite made sure that her new nickname 'daterape-daisy' stuck in our hearts for years. After passing out in the middle of our (by this time very large due to all the attention she had attracted) circle, security finally arrived and escorted her away to a perhaps, happier place.

Oh, and I remember 'cheese tent' from leeds '07. That was mint.

Edited April 7, 2011 by darth haggis

[swede]

Had just called it a night and crawled into my tent around 3,4am. After about 30 minutes of so, there was a perculiar noise repeating itself as it penetrated the campsite ambiance. As it got closer I could make out that it was a voice of a lone chap meandering his way through the campsite maze. "Shroooooooooooooooooommsssss!" He yelped in a high pitched squeel. "Anybody got any shroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms!!" My friends, who were all camped around me had obviously heard this also, as within 10 seconds or so we broke out in hysterical laughter that didn't stop for minutes. The voice disappeared into the night after a minute or so, but I'll always remember crazy shroom guy.

Also, during one of the days, a male associate of our camp emerged from an adventure with a particularly special present/surprise: She had either received a serious trauma to the head, or had dropped enough pills to kill charlie sheen, for good. The next hour or so of our new friend's brief, but memorable visit to our campsite made sure that her new nickname 'daterape-daisy' stuck in our hearts for years. After passing out in the middle of our (by this time very large due to all the attention she had attracted) circle, security finally arrived and escorted her away to a perhaps, happier place.

Oh, and I remember 'cheese tent' from leeds '07. That was mint.

[Mega Ross]

I cannot be bothered to post the stuff I posted in the reading forum, too much effort to copy and paste it.

Anyway, I remembered another one, Red camp, on the thursday or friday. Some guy was trying to stand up to piss on the wall, eventually, gets over to the wall. He's leaning for like 5 minutes, finally gets enough balance to whip his nob out and piss.

By this point the majority of red camp near the wall was watching.

Finishes his piss, turns round, leaning against the wall and just falls into his own piss.

Round of applause from all those who watched this drunk motherf**ker.

[JoeBLufcMUSIC]

Last year, my first festival, on Thursday an hour into it, two guys butt naked with mud covered over them, one pushing the other in a wheelbarrow. It was hilarious at the time.

[Captain Frogarm]

Last year, my first festival, on Thursday an hour into it, two guys butt naked with mud covered over them, one pushing the other in a wheelbarrow. It was hilarious at the time.

[tjamest]

Erm

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In the arena - 2005 again - Queens of the stoneage - halfway through the set I look up to find a guy crowd surfing, in a dinghy, with oars and he manages to stay in the air crowd surfing for the entire set.

I'd forgoten about that - He went from through the whole crowd dressed as a pirate and certainly freaked Josh Homme out!

Edited April 12, 2011 by tjamest