Judgment Day! May 21, 2011

[The Nal]

According to the Bible

Some say a "worldwide earthquake" is due tomorrow, beginning a hellish period that will culminate with God Himself destroying the planet in October.

And check out these f**king idiots.

Seriously, how f**ked up is America?! Really really scary stuff.

[the_hedge]

According to the Bible

Some say a "worldwide earthquake" is due tomorrow, beginning a hellish period that will culminate with God Himself destroying the planet in October.

And check out these f**king idiots.

Seriously, how f**ked up is America?! Really really scary stuff.

Edited May 20, 2011 by the_hedge

[eFestivals]

Seriously, how f**ked up is America?! Really really scary stuff.

Scary? Laughable more like.

Just think how foolish they're going to be feeling after tomorrow.

Or alternatively.... just think how foolish I'm going to feel after tomorrow if they're right.

Edited May 20, 2011 by eFestivals

[brighteyes]

they'll be the ones laughing at you if it happens though

i hope it does as i have 3 exams next week

[The Nal]

They'll be disappointed if there isn't a big eartquake or something tomorrow. Insanity. Mass neurological disorder. Its 2011 for f**ks sake!

[Banana Co]

Did anyone here watch the 2 episodes of Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family? What a bunch of stupid, idiotic people!

[jump]

Did anyone here watch the 2 episodes of Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family? What a bunch of stupid, idiotic people!

[Banana Co]

I take it was about the Westboro Baptist Church?

[Banana Co]

It's not according to the bible that it will be tomorrow, it's according to some guy called Harold Camping and he says that he has studied the bible and calculated that judgement day is tomorrow. He once before predicted judgement day and he then blamed it on a miscalculation.

It's all on here, watch the video as well;

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html

Edited May 20, 2011 by Banana Co

[The Nal]

Did anyone here watch the 2 episodes of Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family? What a bunch of stupid, idiotic people!

[jump]

It's not according to the bible that it will be tomorrow, it's according to some guy called Harold Camping and he says that he has studied the bible and calculated that judgement day is tomorrow. He once before predicted judgement day and he then blamed it on a miscalculation.

It's all on here, watch the video as well;

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html

[Banana Co]

Haha yeah probably.

[t8yman]

brilliant stuff. we are going camping tomorrow, means I wont have to pack the tent up on sunday, and I can scrimp on the diesel for the journey down - seeing as we wont be coming back. gutted about missing download though.

[the_hedge]

brilliant stuff. we are going camping tomorrow, means I wont have to pack the tent up on sunday, and I can scrimp on the diesel for the journey down - seeing as we wont be coming back. gutted about missing download though.

[philipsteak]

Sunday is really really busy for me so if its ending tomorrow I'm OK with that.

[philipsteak]

Here's how he worked it out

Camping says that because Jesus was crucified on Friday, April 1, 33 AD, and that it takes exactly 365.2422 days for the earth to complete one orbit of the sun, we can conclude that, on April 1, 2011, Jesus was crucified exactly 722,449.07 days ago. Add 51 days to this to get to May 1, and you get a figure of 722,500.07

Round that down to the nearest integer, and you get 722,500, which is an important number because it is the square of 5 x 17 x 10 . The number five, says Camping, represents atonement. Ten represents completeness, and 17 represents heaven. Multiply all these together – twice – and you get 722,500. Therefore the apocalypse kicks off on Saturday, May 21.

[eFestivals]

Here's how he worked it out

Obvious really.

here's betting that he's not taken into account the change in calendars from one to another - so it'll be 11 or 14 (or whatever it is, I forget) days out.

[jump]

Here's how he worked it out

Camping says that because Jesus was crucified on Friday, April 1, 33 AD, and that it takes exactly 365.2422 days for the earth to complete one orbit of the sun, we can conclude that, on April 1, 2011, Jesus was crucified exactly 722,449.07 days ago. Add 51 days to this to get to May 1, and you get a figure of 722,500.07

Round that down to the nearest integer, and you get 722,500, which is an important number because it is the square of 5 x 17 x 10 . The number five, says Camping, represents atonement. Ten represents completeness, and 17 represents heaven. Multiply all these together – twice – and you get 722,500. Therefore the apocalypse kicks off on Saturday, May 21.

Obvious really.

[philipsteak]

here's betting that he's not taken into account the change in calendars from one to another - so it'll be 11 or 14 (or whatever it is, I forget) days out.

[Jackmypie]

I hope Jesus comes down to Earth, so I can meet him. Kick back and we play some fifa together.

But seriously whoever believes this is nutssss.

[ampersand]

i spent about half an hour today updating the diary with engineer holidays in july. you telling me it was a waste of my f**king time???

[eFestivals]

Why has he added 51 for no reason?

comedy effect?

[The Nal]

comedy effect?

[Banana Co]

He's obviously miscalculated the fact that due to real scientific research the world is not 6000 years old, and in fact it is around 4.54 billion years old.

[philipsteak]

He's obviously miscalculated the fact that due to real scientific research the world is not 6000 years old, and in fact it is around 4.54 billion years old.