Judgment Day! May 21, 2011

[eFestivals]

He's obviously miscalculated the fact that due to real scientific research the world is not 6000 years old, and in fact it is around 4.54 billion years old.

ohhhh, very spooooky act of god going on here, which gets to prove that the EU is the work of the devil. God is trying to tell us something.

God says the world is not 4.54 billion years old, and so god clearly hates litres too - cos there's 4.54 litres to the gallon.

Still, it's too late to take action about that as the world ends tomorrow. And we still haven't been given that EU referendum we were promised. :angry:

[jump]

ohhhh, very spooooky act of god going on here, which gets to prove that the EU is the work of the devil. God is trying to tell us something.

God says the world is not 4.54 billion years old, and so god clearly hates litres too - cos there's 4.54 litres to the gallon.

Still, it's too late to take action about that as the world ends tomorrow. And we still haven't been given that EU referendum we were promised. :angry:

[eFestivals]

Hmmm..doesn't it say in Revelations that the Anit-Christ will create a unified government before the end of the world?

yeah, I believe it does somewhere.

But that must mean that Jesus was lying when he said "love thy neighbour", cos you can't get more cosy with your neighbour than by working with him as closely as you can.

[rexclark]

I'm working tomorrow.:angry:

[TalkShow Bob]

I'm working tomorrow.:angry:

[rexclark]

You think youve got problems? I work in emergency planning!

[brighteyes]

This bloke is probably a genius, I bet he doesn't expect the world to end at all and has made a lot of money from his followers.

Anyone see that faith-healing episode of Derren Brown the other week? It kind of made me angry that such selfish people take advantage of others to make money, but it made me more angry that these stupid people let themselves be manipulated. There should be a test when you're young of how stupid/easily led you are, and the stupid people should be monitored their whole life to make sure they're not being f**king ridiculous.

[feral chile]

This bloke is probably a genius, I bet he doesn't expect the world to end at all and has made a lot of money from his followers.

Anyone see that faith-healing episode of Derren Brown the other week? It kind of made me angry that such selfish people take advantage of others to make money, but it made me more angry that these stupid people let themselves be manipulated. There should be a test when you're young of how stupid/easily led you are, and the stupid people should be monitored their whole life to make sure they're not being f**king ridiculous.

[Banana Co]

This bloke is probably a genius.

[brighteyes]

Believing in god let's him down a little.

Hahaha!

Unlike religious people I see every religion as equal; it's just the fact that they are all bollocks.

[Banana Co]

don't you think that mulsimism must be worse though as they do all the bombings

Edited May 20, 2011 by Banana Co

[Rufus Gwertigan]

don't you think that mulsimism must be worse though as they do all the bombings

[brighteyes]

I don't think you can put the whole of the Islamic community as responsible.

[themuel]

Right, it's 0953 here in Australia and I can report I am still alive.

[Banana Co]

I don't think you can say that believing in God is a weakness nor generalise that all religious people are narrow minded regarding other religions.

[philipsteak]

Right, it's 0953 here in Australia and I can report I am still alive.

[The Nal]

People are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

[diddly-dee]

ohhhh, very spooooky act of god going on here, which gets to prove that the EU is the work of the devil. God is trying to tell us something.

God says the world is not 4.54 billion years old, and so god clearly hates litres too - cos there's 4.54 litres to the gallon.

Still, it's too late to take action about that as the world ends tomorrow. And we still haven't been given that EU referendum we were promised. :angry:

[Alcatraz]

I can't help but be reminded of the Simpsons episode when Homer is one day out of predicting the Rapture right

[ampersand]

12 minutes to go!!!! and i'm on efestivals!!!

[Alcatraz]

I gotta say. My feet are a bit warmer. But that may be because I've put socks on

[Banana Co]

Well the guy who predicted it has said that it will happen 6pm U.S. time, so, er... 11pm in Britain.

[brighteyes]

Apparently it was meant to be 6pm 'local time', so that's been and gone down under, etc. I hope it's not a week late because I will be happy and drunk and free from exams next weekend.

[Jackmypie]

Well 3 hours to go. Anyone noticed how windy it is today?

[ampersand]