Chucking piss

[Mega Ross]

Man you guys are stuck up.

God help us the day you have to get your hands dirty.

[Banana Co]

Man you guys are stuck up.

God help us the day you have to get your hands dirty.

[rexclark]

Man you guys are stuck up.

God help us the day you have to get your hands dirty.

[Banana Co]

We're stuck up? You're afarid to use the portaloos you complete pussy. I go to fests with women who'll happily use them. But then again they can't just piss on the ground like a fat lazy dick.

[adustlandfairytale]

Ooh, sexist. Suggesting that it is weird to see women using them.

[Banana Co]

I didn't want to say anything. But are you all there, in the brain department with a comment like that you must be at least a complete idiot.

[rexclark]

Sexist perhaps but I would definately say in my experience that women have a much lower threshold to disgusting things than most men. This obviously isn't always the case but I would say for the majority it probably rings true.

[Banana Co]

I know, it was just a little joke.

[Mega Ross]

When did I say I was afraid to use the portaloos? Can you, you know, argue without spouting bullshit, you're the first one to even mention the portaloos.

Oh wait, you can't because you actually have no valid points.

Only reason a bloke would use the portaloo is if he needed a shit, this thread is not about shitting is it? And anyways it's quicker to walk and use the longdrops as the shitters are always queued in the arena.

For a piss you'd use the urinals or piss against one of the walls like everyone else if the queue was big.

Or like I say, if you're at the front of the crowd and moving is not a realistic option, piss on the ground and get back to the music.

Ignoring pussies like you who seem to be scared off piss.

[jump]

Man you guys are stuck up.

God help us the day you have to get your hands dirty.

Edited July 3, 2011 by jump

[mrtourette]

Man you guys are stuck up.

God help us the day you have to get your hands dirty.

[swede]

[Mega Ross]

I can only assume you for whatever reason must piss on your hands when they're dirty as I remember working as a labourer and no one would suddenly stop what they were doing and piss on the same spot then carry on, the other possibilty is that this is yet more bollocks becuase you don't want to admit you're just too fat & lazy to use a toilet.

Edited July 4, 2011 by Mega Ross

[jump]

Why would they just stop, piss on the spot and carry on though, there will be toilets readily available on site.

Wont take a couple of minutes to walk to the toilet for them so it's a totally different thing. Ever had to replace a toilet, thats probably one of the least pleasant jobs one can do, waste pipes always leak foulness no matter how many times you flush them before disconnecting.

I think it's come down to this, you trying (and failing) to twist my words because you know you've lost this argument, you can dance around the point all you want, I think it's best you just give up though.

When did I say I didn't use toilets period, or even did the piss in a cup/ pour on the ground thing, you clearly don't understand an extenuating circumstance. Or read very well, you ever been tested for dyslexia? Or maybe a communication disorder?

Infact, you sound a little like one of those aspergers angry kids. Seek help kid.

The stench of an open septic tank is not a good one man, I'll avoid the lavatories at reading for that reason. Doesn't mean I won't use them if need be. Only takes a couple of minutes to walk to the pub for a nice cold pint, breakfast and a monster shit in the morning, usually does me.

If I have to use the longdrops I'll do it, doesn't mean I wont vomit from the smell but I aint being in need of a shit.

[Benj]

This year will be my 15th Reading, I've yet to be hit with piss there, or indeed at the other 10+ festivals I've been to

[swede]

This year will be my 15th Reading, I've yet to be hit with piss there, or indeed at the other 10+ festivals I've been to

[Banana Co]

You mean they use the toilets provided for them on site similar to the toilets provided for you on site to use but don't use. Then we have more bollocks try to divert away from how you're not just too fat & lazy to use a toilet but considering you're willing to walk to the pub to use the toilet & throwing up when you've tried it looks more like you're just too much of a pussy to use them.

[Benj]

Youve never been to V then, its like a sport there

[rexclark]

I just wanna know how you get the room down the front to piss in a cup and empty it on the ground without it going on anyone. It's pretty crammed down there.

[jump]

You clearly haven't been reading through this thread properly. Mega Ross' point is that the toilets provided at reading could take around 20 mins to get to considering that you are in a crowd of thousands of people. It also means that you will miss a lot of the act and may not get back to a good spot.

[Rudzkii]

Makes me laugh how some people can think you're less of a man because you don't wanna take a pint of piss to the body.

If I'm not hardcore enough for your festival then please let me know and i'll look elsewhere.

[Banana Co]

Who said that anyone on here was chucking piss?

[HOHEY]

if they block my view they oughta be rightfullly hit because of my piss specially if ive been eating aspargus and leaves it potent!!!

[Banana Co]

HOHEY please try again, I have no idea what you just said.

[HOHEY]

HOHEY please try again, I have no idea what you just said.