T Minus And Counting

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Proof that I'm obsessed with this thread, sat in a bar (cheeky glass of red after work) and a tractor drove past. Rushed out the bar to see if I could spot the model number.

[Bluebeth]

I have no idea how you guys find them all! Lots of respect to you all for the hard work.

[oneeye]

I have no idea how you guys find them all! Lots of respect to you all for the hard work.

[Bluebeth]

Got to admit to already looking, I spend all my time on here on my phone though. Any hints for posting pictures from (an android) phone?

[Bathimp]

Got to admit to already looking, I spend all my time on here on my phone though. Any hints for posting pictures from (an android) phone?

[Bathimp]

Morning Bathimp. A few chemicals and a bit of dope last night, washed down with a few G & T's. It's the dope that affects me the most. For that reason I normally have only half a joint and I'm away with the fairies. Apologies to all for the twaddle I wrote last night.

[gooner1990]

[Bathimp]

OK so I couldnt find another 69 baler or tractor will you guys let me off with this?

[dan05delaney]

Nice post dan.

[Bathimp]

and here is a french tractor porno mag for good measure

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

keep it coming Yoghurt for those of us that cant participate its a very entertaining spectator sport

what does your doctor think?

[grumpyhack]

How can we think any the less of anyone who finds tyres like that!

Good luck in Ireland but watch out for the Guinness - it can also be habit forming.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

How can we think any the less of anyone who finds tyres like that!

Good luck in Ireland but watch out for the Guinness - it can also be habit forming.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Here's today's offering;

[oneeye]

OK so I couldnt find another 69 baler or tractor will you guys let me off with this?

[oneeye]

Another 'can you spot the number' ones this morning

[Bathimp]

Don't worry, you'll still get posts from me in a less than sentient state. Going to have to lay off shortly though as I need my body to be clean before the operation, to give myself a fighting chance of speedy recovery and a shot at going to this years Glastonbury. I'm going on a little road trip around Ireland for 12 days just prior to the operation. Normally I'd just hide some (OK, a lot) of gear in the boot and take my chances at customs at the ferry terminal. This time around I'm going to use the trip away as a time to detox.

I remember going through customs at an airport with a sizeable amount of coke in wraps in my wallet. The alarm went off when I went through the metal detector and the security bloke asked me for my wallet. This was a tricky moment and I thought I'd be busted (again). Fortunately the bloke just opened it up and kind of bent the wallet all away along it's seem, but didn't actually look inside the wallet. He then went on to explain that he was just looking for a blade or other sharp implement.

The 'again' bit was in the early 80's and was only to do with dope. I'd just picked some up from a street dealer and was about a mile away from the deal, driving merrily along, when a car screeched in front of me, then another behind me and then a third screeched alongside me and trapped me in the drivers seat. They were undercover and they had me banged to rights. I was taken to a police station with my then girlfriend, who was a nurse, and there they told me they would fuck her career if I didn't take the wrap. I did the honourable thing naturally, and ended up with a fine, and a criminal conviction. You try getting house insurance etc with a conviction. Basically they either say they will not insure you or refer you to specialist who, to a company, add about £1K on what it should be. Needless to say, I have no insurance on my house even to this day.

I know you all probably just wanted to see a tractor, but I just thought I'd share.

On the doctor front, I have a friend who is a doctor. He was the first to administer to me, dope, ecstacy, acid and mushroooms. All the other stuff I found myself. So, I'm OK with that doctor. However, I've got to go to see a sensible doctor soon for a pre-op discussion. My girlfriend, who nearly had to have her arm amputated last summer, is going along with me. Because of her alcohol intake she was prescribed Librium after her operation to save her arm. She says it's the dog's bollocks and is going to try to persaude them to give me some. She can be very persausive, so I have hope. So, that's it on the doctor front.

I hope you don't think any less of me for this confession. Anyway, here's a photo of some tyres for you;

[Bathimp]

Much easier day today. I will start with a combine

And a new make of tractor. Dont think we have had a Lucky Goldstar before. Must have a great TV in the cab

[liz lemon]

[bazza]

[dan05delaney]

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[Mrs*E*]

Yoghurt - much respect to you friend, and good luck

[Mrs*E*]

and just one more

[grumpyhack]

PS. I have driven while over the limit before in my youthful ignorance, but would never do it again. In fact, if you can tolerate yet one more story...