Wally's with Brolly's at gigs

[Fat_Buddha]

I have one thing to say to you Mr. Buddha. Up the Baggies!

[jol33n]

I've never observed people with umbrellas in European festivals (and yes, it rains there too, I think it's very English as you are the most prepared people for festivals! I never saw anyone else bringing seats or tents inside a festival either. Although I like the idea of having a dry bum so I might invest.

Back on topic, how can you compare umbrellas with tall people? I'm 5"11, tall for a girl and I am not yet over the complex of being slightly taller than my (and most) man and not being able to wear pretty heels without looking like a drag. If someone stuck "tallest gig girl" on my back, I would feel quite insulted. I can't fold my calves for you like you fold an umbrella.

I don't stand at the front anyway as I don't think it's the best place for sound, I stand where I want to though.

[Infinite Jest]

While we are at it, can we ban that damn duck on a stick?