Funniest thing you've seen/heard at Leeds/Reading

[swede]

What are OP's funniest memories of Leeds/Reading. Mine is still the "CHEESE TENT" stage invader during Lostprophets at Leeds 2007.

Also add to that if you want the craziest or sickest things youve seen at Leeds/Reading as they are prob just as good for a giggle.

[jump]

Poo Girl...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2621557/Meet-girl-who-got-stuck-in-toilet-at-the-Leeds-Festival.html

[FiestaDave]

Milly the whore.

[jump]

Milly the whore.

[Banana Co]

Milly the whore.

[jump]

Who was this person?

Edited July 27, 2011 by jump

[lharris92]

oh dear

*hides*

[rexclark]

Milly the whore.

[jazz565]

last year at reading me and my friends were just casually chilling by our tent on the thursday and we made friends with this group of girls and one gay guy, later that night the guy came up to me and my mate and said "i've just taken 6 tabs of acid" within 2 minutes he was on the floor in the mud truly believing he was a fish getting chased by a shark! This lasted for a good 5 minutes and i couldn't stop laughing!

[VCK]

Some idiot came on here and asked if the girls were easy at R&L so people made fun of him until someone mentions a girl called Milly who (allegedly) slept with 30 guys or something like that and puts up a picture of her. People then start photoshopping pics of her with a horse etc until another person mentions they know her and put a facebook link up and everyone started adding her as a friend, this led to her coming on here and arguing with people as they had starting giving out her address until Neil steps in and deletes the thread. The End.

[Benj]

Dunno about the funniest, the saddest though was Ian Brown a couple of years back, deary me, worst thing I've ever seen in 14 Readings

[FiestaDave]

Some idiot came on here and asked if the girls were easy at R&L so people made fun of him until someone mentions a girl called Milly who (allegedly) slept with 30 guys or something like that and puts up a picture of her. People then start photoshopping pics of her with a horse etc until another person mentions they know her and put a facebook link up and everyone started adding her as a friend, this led to her coming on here and arguing with people as they had starting giving out her address until Neil steps in and deletes the thread. The End.

[Benj]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[jump]

Whatever happened to that Hedgehog fella or whatever he was called?

[rexclark]

Funniest thing? The Rasmus.

[jump]

I remember the 1st year I went Dillinger Escape Plan took a shit on stage and threw it at the crowd.

[2rare2die]

I remember one year at Leeds, our party had got there, finished setting up camp, and were just sat enjoying a lager or 3, when my mate suddenly shouted out the now immortal words "Dave, i've just farted and some came out, and i'm not joking!" before diving headlong into his tent, only to re-emerge 5 minutes later swinging his boxer shorts in a Tesco carrier bag. Has to be one of the funniest, yet disgusting sights i have ever witnessed at any festival!

[Bisque]

When my mate fell in Henry's Gate river.

[Budweiser]

When my mate fell in Henry's Gate river.

[ar1]

Lol. The amount of people that shit and piss in there. I hope he didn't drink with that arm later.

[Sam_Malone]

One of our group pulled a girl in a pub who was on crutches with a broken ankle. We went back to our campsite, by this time it was pissin down and as we had the biggest tent, 10 of us squeezed into the front of a 3 man tent. We were in the tent for about 5 hours playing the Moby DJ Remix album continuously and spilling two bottles of Amyl Nitrate, so the tent was rockin’. My mate decides to ask the girl if it was sore when she broke her ankle – “yes, very sore”…he then leans across and smashes an unopened tin of lager on her cast and says “that must be fcukin’ agony then….”

Later that night the same girl and the guy who’d pulled her went back to his 1 man tent. When he was shaggin’ her, cos the tent was so small her crutches stuck out the front of the tent, so you could see her crutches going up/down like a yo-yo as he was shaggin’ her.

A couple of girls sat at our campfire and at the end of the evening went back to their tent which was behind our lot. Next morning they were in tears as someone had shat on their tent in the middle of the night and there was this 2 foot long/6” wide ‘sh1te strip’ down the side of their white tent. My mate ran across to comfort them and then shouted at the top of his voice “if I find out who’s done this I’m gonna fcukin’ kill them, if anyone knows who done it, come tell me and I’ll give you a crate of beer for the info”. Satisfied that he’d done his best, he came back to our area “I’m gonna kill the cnuts that done that”, only to be told…”er, you done it” – “do you think I should go across and p1ss on the sh1te strip, to try and get rid of it?” – “er, no”…

One year the RHCP were playing and they’d been on the cover of the NME naked with the “socks on the cocks” photo, so there were a few guys going about doing the same thing. One morning, the mate thinks it’ll be funny to rush out of his tent with a sock on his cock and run around our campfire and back into the tent…except he slips on the early morning dew and goes arse first in to the still burning embers of last nights fire. Burns to his balls, burns to his arse, hot splinters in his arse.

One year a girl called “Jacqui” came with us. She was about 35, very good looking, but she was mental…and a junkie. There were a couple of school kids camped next to us who spent a lot of time with us as it was their first Reading and they were kind of wary. On the Saturday night one of them pulled Jacqui and took her back to his tent. The following morning, he was all smiles at shaggin’ this hot older woman…”use a condom mate” – “no”-“did she tell you her last two boyfriends died of AIDS due to sharing needles?” (true)…he went white and the tears stared running down his face and he didn’t leave his tent for the rest of the weekend. On the Monday when me and the mate were packing up our tent, we found Jacqui’s knickers under our tent, apparently she’d only brought one pair for the whole weekend….

[rexclark]

The time me and my mates were sitting around our tents having a few beers when we heard a noise from the tent behind us. We decided to be quiet to hear what the noise was, it was a sort of panting noise coming from a female so we all thought that some lucky f**ker was getting his end away. A few of us started shouting some encouraging words like "go on my son" and "give her one for me!". Then we heard an angry female voice shouting at us to be quiet as their mate was having a panic attack hence the panting noise.

It gets worse though, we felt pretty bad so we got up to check if the girl was ok, we then discovered why she was having a panic attack. She had returned to her tent early to find her boyfriend kneep deep in some other girl! I felt awfal for the girl but found it slightly funny at the same time.

[ar1]

Met a lad that I knew one year at Reading who always went a bit over the top when he partied.

On Sat we met him with horrific sunburn on his face, chest and arms - He's decided to stay up to see the sun rise on Friday. then passed out drunk all morning with shirt on as he was rapidly cooked by the sun.

We asked him where he was going "to see the Boo Radley's" he replied "Shaun that was yesterday......" - he'd managed to completly lose the first day of the festival in his state.

Saw him again in a state on Sunday having lost his car keys on the phone to the local Ford dealer trying to persuade them to stay open so he could get a new key cut....

The original mate in a state!

[Sam_Malone]

There were 4 of us at Grandmaster Flash in a tent at Leeds. We were standing – me, mate #1, mate #2 and #1’s wife was standing in front of him

Right at the end of the set, I turn to my left and tell #1 where we’re going next, #1 turns to his left and passes the info to #2, I turn to speak to #1 again, but he’s nowhere to be seen – I’m looking straight at #2, WTF!, where’s #1?. His wife then lets out a scream and we see #1 is flat on his back…..the DJ had thrown his slip-mat into the crowd, it had went over the head of #1’s wife (she’s only 5ft tall) and hit #1 right between the eyes knocking him flat on his back…..

[Bisque]

The bloke who slashed open a hole in the back of the NME tent with a steak knife, & was helping pick up & then pass people into the already over capacity Pendulum gig in '06 was both a legend (I managed to get a good spot for the set) & a nutter.