Funniest thing you've seen/heard

[swede]

Whats the funniest thing OP have seen/heard in the last few days, whether it be something youve overheard or something a friend said/did...

Mine was a couple of days ago getting the bus to work, theres this crazy woman who gets the same early bus as me to work every morning. Every morning she pays the same and every morning is suprised when the bus driver gives her change, but thats not the funny bit, neither is the crazy way she stares people out. She's not exactly the best kept woman ive ever seen and the other morning she got on the bus and a guy behind m turned to his mate and said.........f**k ME, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COMBS HER HAIR WITH A STICKY TOFFEE APPLE !!"

I had to bite my lip to stop myself from laughing.

[gama]

Blind massage blind man watching TV

Edited August 4, 2011 by gama

[metallimuse]

My friend yesterday turned around and asked "Where are Swedish House Mafia from?Are they French?"

Face palms all round.

[Uncle Liam]

[eFestivals]

that Kanye West is a comedian....

"I'm not in it for the money". Yeah Kanye, you left your mother's womb wanting gold teeth.

But the best was: "I'm not a phoney" - sung thru a vocoda. PMSL

[ampersand]

My friend yesterday turned around and asked "Where are Swedish House Mafia from?Are they French?"

Face palms all round.

[greenfairy43]

A bunch of festival kids on Saturday morning.

The slightly older one says to the others "If you can lick your elbow, you'll turn into a girl".

Cue all the other boys frantically trying to lick their elbows trying all manner of angles. One seemed to think taking his pj top off would help!