Alan

[rug568]

Was it just me or was there were far fewer tw*ts shouting ALAN around Reading?

I really hope the joke has FINALLY got old. It was not that funny the first time.

[saints15]

Was it just me or was there were far fewer tw*ts shouting ALAN around Reading?

I really hope the joke has FINALLY got old. It was not that funny the first time.

[ar1]

It was probably because he was dead, his grave complete with cross and a shoe sticking out was by the shop in Brown campsite

[rexclark]

Plenty of c**ts doin it at Leeds. Hillarious.

[Hart Attack]

I only heard that for the first time last year, so I didn't think it was that old yet. Not like 'buttscratcher', which I've heard at every festival I've been to since my first back in 2008.

[Joe-]

Had it a lot around my area, buttscratcher too. So unfunny it hurts.

"PLEASE SOMEONE LAUGH WITH ME, PLEASE I HEARD IT AT V FESTIVAL" That's what it feels like to me.

[The Mean Bean]

ALAN

[Banana Co]

I enjoyed 'Nathan' because I like to think my Australian accent is very good. Haha.

[JC-Mo'Fucka]

I enjoyed 'Nathan' because I like to think my Australian accent is very good. Haha.

[Banana Co]

I could not stop singing slap my elbow all weekend. Despite being at a music festival, that is the song that go stuck in my head. I even got the dance moves involved.

[Rudzkii]

After reading it on here a few months ago all I could say all weekend was "Congress tart" in Karl Pilkington's timid voice haha!

[allan14]

i hope its gone for good!

if the Alan shouts annoy you think what its like for me, im turning around every few secounds thinking someones looking for me

[Yellow_Fellow]

I could not stop singing slap my elbow all weekend. Despite being at a music festival, that is the song that go stuck in my head. I even got the dance moves involved.

[Joshoakley]

If Festival Republic knew how to pull a good trick, they'd book S.mouse for the alternative tent next year.

[Yellow_Fellow]

Slap My Elbow, in a massive crowd. Pleeeease.

[MJMilz14]

It was probably because he was dead, his grave complete with cross and a shoe sticking out was by the shop in Brown campsite