Aan earnest request to all festival organisers

[eekimus]

Contrary to what appears to be popular belief, your crew and traders do actually need to shit.

Please, therefore, supply adequate toilet paper when they are on site setting up your festival. It would be much appreciated.

Thank you.

[Spartacus Mars]

As someone who has worked putting up fences and marquees for festivals... bring your own paper.

Nothing worse than having no toilet paper - wipes the smile of your face.

[eekimus]

I do bring my own, and do so as a rule. I just think it would be nice if the management would just supply that basic amenity though.

I'm certainly not asking for velvet cushions upon which to lay my weary head at night, and I won't be surprised to find that buying an entire 12 pack for next year's season was a sound investment again. Just saying it'd be nice. Especially for those times I get dragged from one festival to another unexpectedly without being given the chance to go to the supermarket first, and thus getting caught short when the shit really wants to hit the fan, so to speak.

[Spartacus Mars]

Something to arrange with your company then. The trouble is even if management do put out paper it'll vanish perhaps within the hour because, well, just take a peek at the drug-addled tattooed former jailbirds you're working with mate.

Anyway, enough of this time and motion study....

[Spartacus Mars]

Disclaimer #1: I helped set up T-in-the-Park. A few times. Yes, exactly. Your festival crew may vary.

Disclaimer #2: that doesn't make them bad people - quite the opposite!!