What's the funniest thing you've heard a Glastonbury virgin ask?

[rachbon]

Here's a question that might qualify as "stupid" or "funny".

What does NFR NFC mean?

[mrtourette]

I thought it was cloud rather than compromise, which is why the gingers want NFR SFC (some fucking cloud).

[bigtitt]

Smaller. But there's more to do.

[Becoming a veteran]

I thought it was cloud rather than compromise, which is why the gingers want NFR SFC (some fucking cloud).

[slats]

I was ginger, now I have no hair

Still I am more than happy to challenge the sun to do its worse, I will no doubt lose if the weather gods accept but I never shirk a challenge.

[dan05delaney]

I'm a fellow ginger and If me getting burnt means a awesome dry and hot glasto then that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

[ninetyeightytwo]

Oh I see.

Yeah, it makes sense. I find intense heat somehow even more oppressive than relentless rain, but it's nice to be able to sit on the grass without getting caked.

[whisty]

Oh I see.

Yeah, it makes sense. I find intense heat somehow even more oppressive than relentless rain, but it's nice to be able to sit on the grass without getting caked.

[dan05delaney]

No, it's compromise. The SFC heathens are saying Some Fucking Cloud, some fucking compromise I think.

[frostypaw]

Some here would be very hard to beat... there is a distinct pleasure in hearing all the shenanigans folk have got used to having to do at other festivals knowing the lovely surprise they're in for

Burying things under your tent, hiding cans in all sorts of warm and uncomfortable places, turdis survival tactics and dealing with awful food options - all things of somewhere less civilised

[Woppa]

Best I heard was in Wicket Ground in 05.

Stood-underneath-a-canadian-flag-girl-on-mobile: "Yeah, I'm underneath an Australian flag."

Most amusing Glasto virgin self story: I had one pair of trainers and nothing else in 2005. Had to bare foot it for the entire weekend. By the Sunday, I was wearing pint "glasses" on my feet to prevent sunburn. Not my finest moment(s).

[Krazypinkminx]

Lol moral of the story, be prepared

[clockworkpurple]

I was talking to someone at work about Glasto...she's going for the second time this year. She mentioned that in 2011 she never made it to Shangri-La as she "couldn't find the railway line"...