Innovative ways of smuggling in beer

[Comfy Bean]

You can't plan until you got a site map !

Everything is up in the air ! Things change and things evolve !

Just buy drink at the bar ya tight gits !

[thegirlwhowantedtobegod]

Speaking of T in the Park, here's a tried and tested one for the ladies - buy a box of wine, remove the bladder from the box and use medical tape to tape it to yourself under your t shirt, creating a wine baby. Just make sure that you keep the tap to the back (i.e. against you) so that it doesn't stick out, walk past security proudly stroking your bump and blag some paper cups from a coffe trailer once in the arena. Jobs a good 'un. Spilling a lot of said wine over a woman next to you during the hoolie that was Mumford and Sons in King Tut's is optional. I got stopped by security and they checked my bag and patted down my sides but they didn't spot that the bump was in fact wine

[blue6field]

I noticed Tuborg credited at the bottom of the official site homepage

may need to start imaginative smuggling plans as that stuff is absolute pish!

[Mr_Grump]

I noticed Tuborg credited at the bottom of the official site homepage

may need to start imaginative smuggling plans as that stuff is absolute pish!

[gf1874]

Smuggling in beer is a game of chance, in general.

For spirits, here's my tried and trusted method:

http://images2.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/37/044437.jpg?v=1

I've used this countless times, and never once been caught either by a steward seeing it or finding it in a search. Stick it down your trousers, job's a good 'un.

Edited July 10, 2013 by gf1874

[Comfy Bean]

Smuggling in beer is a game of chance, in general.

For spirits, here's my tried and trusted method:

http://images2.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/37/044437.jpg?v=1

I've used this countless times, and never once been caught either by a steward seeing it or finding it in a search. Stick it down your trousers, job's a good 'un.

[Comfy Bean]

Would this be crossing a line ?

http://blogs.ocweekl...ampon_flask.php

[smudger78]

I'm new to this festival so what can I expect in terms of beer and bar prices? Sounds like Tuborg is a given but is that it? If so might have to go down the smuggling route! Also what about the "Village Green" - does that have more variety or is it the same on beer and prices?

Smudger

[ramragon]

I'm new to this festival so what can I expect in terms of beer and bar prices? Sounds like Tuborg is a given but is that it? If so might have to go down the smuggling route! Also what about the "Village Green" - does that have more variety or is it the same on beer and prices?

Smudger

[eurobob]

Anyone know where you can buy Capri sun screw tops, used them in in the past but can't find anywhere, tried usual places, supermarkets, pound shops, only found the straw tops.

[gf1874]

Tesco has them, or they do about here anyway!

[dee34]

Dress with shorts underneath - works every time. I only bought 2 drinks all weekend

[ramragon]

To be honest I didnt seem like security were checking that much anyway, you probably could have walked in with one of those novelty hats that holds beers cans with curly pipes hanging down to drink it from and got away with it !

[viberunner]

To be honest I didnt seem like security were checking that much anyway, you probably could have walked in with one of those novelty hats that holds beers cans with curly pipes hanging down to drink it from and got away with it !

[ramragon]

Could have been that most of the time I had a pushchair with me but they never checked the bag underneath or on the back once, I didn't really drink much till the last night (which resulted in me being thankful for a caravan toilet rather than pootopia ),