Lineup 2015

[Gucci Piggy]

Just go up to a girl, hold her hands, look deep into her eyes, and say these magic words:

"I've got a semi".

Will try this next weekend.

[justanothername]

I was but we were also shite. I just pretend I still am.

Actually fuck it I don't need to pretend, I'm cool enough anyway.

Just walk in with The Cure t shirt and girls will always find you cool. Girls love them The Cure

Just go up to a girl, hold her hands, look deep into her eyes, and say these magic words:

"I've got a semi".

Will try this next weekend.

I'm gonna try it tomorrow and see if it works for you

[mrtourette]

Jesus Christ.

[justanothername]

Jesus Christ.

I love that song

[mrtourette]

Save the chat up lines for the festival girls.

[Bisque]

Just go up to a girl not chatting to anyone, ask where her boyfriend is, she say's she doesn't have one, act surprised & say "A pretty girl like you must have a boyfriend", chat a bit & then get off with her.

Even works when they have a boyfriend.

[kaosmark2]

Jesus Christ.

doesn't want me for a sunbeam.

[mrtourette]

Just go up to a girl not chatting to anyone, ask where her boyfriend is, she say's she doesn't have one, act surprised & say "A pretty girl like you must have a boyfriend", chat a bit & then get off with her.

Even works when they have a boyfriend.

Hugh Grant did it better in About A Boy.

[Bisque]

Hugh Grant did it better in About A Boy.

Probably, but he probably didn't have fag breath, B.O. infused with bonfire & smeggy cock.

[Gucci Piggy]

Just walk in with The Cure t shirt and girls will always find you cool. Girls love them The Cure

We've already established I'm cool enough without having to try. Keep up!

[mrtourette]

Probably, but he probably didn't have fag breath, B.O. infused with bonfire & smeggy cock.

Probably wasn't bullshitting either.

[kaosmark2]

We've already established I'm cool enough without having to try. Keep up!

I agree there's no point in you trying to be cool.

[Gucci Piggy]

I agree there's no point in you trying to be cool.

I hate you all I'm going to listen to Muse and try to talk to some people.

[2rare2die]

It's going to be one of those nights again isn't it....

[Tobieski]

smeggy

[justanothername]

Just go up to a girl not chatting to anyone, ask where her boyfriend is, she say's she doesn't have one, act surprised & say "A pretty girl like you must have a boyfriend", chat a bit & then get off with her.

Even works when they have a boyfriend.

I'm taking notes

smeggy

One of my best mates calls his girl friend that and neither of them knew what it meant for a while too

We've already established I'm cool enough without having to try. Keep up!

But if you wear The Cure tops you're even cooler than you were both

I hate you all I'm going to listen to Muse and try to talk to some people.

Alrate then

It's going to be one of those nights again isn't it....

You better believe it

Edited January 19, 2015 by justanothername

[Gucci Piggy]

But if you were The Cure tops you're even cooler than you were both

I already wear The Cure tops ffs

[Bisque]

Always borrow a fragrenced wet wipe to clean around the helmet Royal Marine style.

Quick bum rub too & you're a 10/10.

[Gucci Piggy]

Thanks Couchy

[Bisque]

Will was that Ellie Goulding???

[Gucci Piggy]

Wtf yeah how did you know?

[justanothername]

I already wear The Cure tops ffs

So you're saying you're not cool if you don't wear The Cure tops then

Thanks Couchy

Seems like it is going somewhere srs

[Bisque]

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Edited January 19, 2015 by Couchy

[Gucci Piggy]

Seems like it is going somewhere srs

I reckon Couchy's failed me tbh.

[TenInchToenaiIs]

Whats going on in here