Lineup 2015

[Gucci Piggy]

I asked my neighbour about Ms. Goulding once as he represented her & I'd heard rumours from friends at Cardiff Uni & I'd flown with her & her band, he declined to comment.

That neighbour is now in prison.

My neighbours are all old and not acquaintances of Ellie Goulding.

[Gucci Piggy]

Okay I'll stop now sorry all. Don't want another weird night.

[justanothername]

I reckon Couchy's failed me tbh.

Really? I was gonna use it...actually I'm gonna try it now...probably just you

[justanothername]

Whats going on in here

Shenanigans

[Bisque]

My neighbours are all old and not acquaintances of Ellie Goulding.

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Edited January 19, 2015 by Couchy

[Gucci Piggy]

I've been hit with "Why have I just seen a picture of you kissing a big hedgehog" and I feel it's over.

[Bisque]

I'm going to delete some of these in a minute

[Gucci Piggy]

Just heard she's been around a bit, served her on a flight to Dubai & she was with Sonny Moore. He was in Upper & I served her in Premium. I asked my parents neighbour about her but the convicted sexual offender wouldn't comment

On the topic of prison my great uncle once tried to shoot his wife and the guy she was having an affair with. He accidentally shot the wife and a different guy. He went to prison for a while, came out and held me as a baby. My dad says he's quite a smart, funny guy. Weird.

[Gucci Piggy]

Are you allowed to post these things on forums?

[justanothername]

I've been hit with "Why have I just seen a picture of you kissing a big hedgehog" and I feel it's over.

He is big and blue?

I'm going to delete some of these in a minute

It will be our little secret

On the topic of prison my great uncle once tried to shoot his wife and the guy she was having an affair with. He accidentally shot the wife and a different guy. He went to prison for a while, came out and held me as a baby. My dad says he's quite a smart, funny guy. Weird.

Cool story bro

[justanothername]

Are you allowed to post these things on forums?

Yeah

[TheSilence]

Will getting absolutely leathered by that girl has made my night.

"No will, a pretty girl like YOU should have a boyfriend" hahahaha

[TenInchToenaiIs]

On the topic of prison my great uncle once tried to shoot his wife and the guy she was having an affair with. He accidentally shot the wife and a different guy. He went to prison for a while, came out and held me as a baby. My dad says he's quite a smart, funny guy. Weird.

burst out laughing here and i dont know why

[Bisque]

I reckon Couchy's failed me tbh.

Don't be a twonk! You have to go up to them in person. You know when you & your mates are stood round a fire or you end up walking next to some nice looking girl or fella when you go on those random Wed/Thurs jaunts around camp or the mass exodus after headliners. Not like there's nowt you can talk about "Oh did you really like Spockworth Wob Eye?" "No I saw Bath Time Arse Disaster" "Oh I really wanted to see them but clashed with Keane"

Really? I was gonna use it...actually I'm gonna try it now...probably just you

[justanothername]

Don't be a twonk! You have to go up to them in person. You know when you & your mates are stood round a fire or you end up walking next to some nice looking girl or fella when you go on those random Wed/Thurs jaunts around camp or the mass exodus after headliners. Not like there's nowt you can talk about "Oh did you really like Spockworth Wob Eye?" "No I saw Bath Time Arse Disaster" "Oh I really wanted to see them but clashed with Keane"

Well I tried it on the internet so I've already failed...and she hasn't even responded either so Will was doing better than me...yay

[Gucci Piggy]

Don't be a twonk! You have to go up to them in person. You know when you & your mates are stood round a fire or you end up walking next to some nice looking girl or fella when you go on those random Wed/Thurs jaunts around camp or the mass exodus after headliners. Not like there's nowt you can talk about "Oh did you really like Spockworth Wob Eye?" "No I saw Bath Time Arse Disaster" "Oh I really wanted to see them but clashed with Keane"

Made my night.

[Gucci Piggy]

Also the person I messaged it to was my friend so I'd already bottled it. Didn't get leathered fack you mate.

[Bisque]

Just be slightly cocky/confident/4 ciders before you go in for the kill.

Don't be chatting up girls like Liam Gallagher, more like Ed MacFarlane.

[dentalplan]

Fucking hell guys stop.

[justanothername]

Just be slightly cocky/confident/4 ciders before you go in for the kill.

Don't be chatting up girls like Liam Gallagher, more like Ed MacFarlane.

4 Ciders? But the video said only to have slightly under 2 drinks or bad things would come!

Edited January 19, 2015 by justanothername

[LondonTom]

Quick bum rub too & you're a 10/10.

Bit much to ask for a prostate massage at a festival?

[Bisque]

4 Ciders? But the video said only to have slightly under 2 drinks or bad things would come!

Minimum... festival quota my young padawan. Before you know it, she's 17.5 & on her 10th Stella Cidre.

[justanothername]

Minimum... festival quota my young padawan. Before you know it, she's 17.5 & on her 10th Stella Cidre.

I'm learning so much tonight

[Gucci Piggy]

Pulling tips from Couchy. What a dream.

[justanothername]

Pulling tips from Couchy. What a dream.

This is the reason why I joined eFestivals