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So, a bona-fide legend, arguably the hottest properties in pop back to back and even if it is the 1975, they're still one of the biggest and buzziest bands in Britain. It's a decent trio.

I had a feeling some Newcastle fans and pro-Toon pundits were getting carried away in claiming we could claw our way into the title race and indeed was aware our winning/unbeaten run couldn't last forever but a 4-1 demolition at home to Bournemouth? Bruh.   Not beaten the club where Eddie Howe made his name with Howe in charge of Newcastle. Some super weird jinx they have over us.   At the rate of progress with 10 games unbeaten despite injuries ruling out several key players, Bournemouth could be a shout for a European place at this rate.

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Reading sounded like a spectacularly more feral place in days of yore. I've heard of the deckchair being thrown at 50 Cent, for one.   Least Keanu was able to grin and bear it, although kinda wild this was in the year The Matrix came out given that part of his 1999 is recalled very well.

In 1999 Keanu Reeves played the Other stage, with his band Dogstar.  They were incessantly pelted with fruit for the entire set, with one particularly well targeted peach hitting his fretboard and creating an impressive sound.   It took him a couple of songs to get into it, and eventually just grinned at his bandmates and got on with things regardless.   The funniest thing I saw though, was this dude who had a carrier bag filled with baked beans that he tried to twirl round his head to launch at the stage and basically only succeeded in covering himself and those around him who hadn't cleared out of the way in beans.  When launched the bag travelled about 3 feet and landed in a soggy mess in front of him.