Some news...

[Katster]

I'm sleeping really well. I still have strange nights when I wake up randomly and feel like its the middle of the day but now I'm not working I just take myself back off to bed when it happens. Generally though, I'm doing ok. My hips are hurting a bit like they did at the beginning but its bearable. We are in seperate beds at the moment which helps cos I was keeping him awake with my pregnancy snores lol.

I realised last night I could potentially be waiting until 26th October. Blah. I've been off work now since 15th September. I'm bored of cleaning and Skyrim.

[Uncle Liam]

I'm bored of Skyrim and I'm only Level 18.

[Katster]

You're not doing it right then Liam! Get yourself a skill. I'm a shit hot archer bitch who can kill giants with just one arrow.

Barry I had my first Alien dream not too long ago and it was so so horrible. I was ok in it but I was supposed to look after a woman at work (who really is pregnant) but I forgot and the inevitable happened...

[greenfairy43]

Things have been a bit quiet in here today......

[Katster]

Nothing yet. Even salt and pepper chicken wings didn't work. Blah.

[feral chile]

I know it might seem like a typical thing for a man to say, but I heard (honest) that having sex can bring on labour....

Yes I've heard that having sex can result in you giving birth, as well

[bunique]

Yes I've heard that having sex can result in you giving birth, as well

[feral chile]

I don't think any amount of sex, however unorthodox or perverted you might imagine, is going to result in me giving birth

On one hand, I wish men could also give birth. on the other, I think it's nature's way of controlling excessive behaviour (I've already got 4, and as there was an 11 year gap between the youngest and the next youngest, I would have had another one if nature hadn't said no)

[t8yman]

Hot curry and sex. Which is strangely my favourite kind of night anyway.

[feral chile]

I prefer hot sex and curry, myself.

[Katster]

I have tried the sex, its been about as effective as everything else...

[midnight]

I prefer hot sex and curry, myself.

I'd go for hot sex and hot curry, given half a chance, but I guess I'm being greedy. Not keen on the potential pregnancy, though, thanks very much.

I sometimes contemplate on the fact that many women went through 10 or more pregancies in the olden days (and quite a few still do today), never fails to make me shudder!

[midnight]

I have tried the sex, its been about as effective as everything else...

Well, no harm done, might as well as you probably won't be feeling like it for a good while afterwards.

Long walks are supposed to help, but I wasn't allowed to put that theory to the test, and I'm not sure you are.

[bunique]

I'd go for hot sex and hot curry, given half a chance, but I guess I'm being greedy. Not keen on the potential pregnancy, though, thanks very much.

I sometimes contemplate on the fact that many women went through 10 or more pregancies in the olden days (and quite a few still do today), never fails to make me shudder!

We have a family friend who is the youngest of 14, and she's a twin (the only set in the 14). Mind boggles!

[Wooderson]

Wife went 18 days over in December. Last 8 of which (eight) were in inactive labour. Fun times.

[bunique]

*puts hands over eyes* lalalalalalalalalala

[Katster]

I may just have given birth to a beautiful bouncing baby girl at 7.54am this morning. She weighed a healthy 7lb 13.5oz and we have named her Willow. She's been nothing but amazing so far and i am doing ok also. Dad has gone home for a sleep lol. Grandparents are on their way to meet her! On her bloody due date?! Who does that?!

[TheGayTent]

Congrats!

[grumpyhack]

I may just have given birth to a beautiful bouncing baby girl at 7.54am this morning. She weighed a healthy 7lb 13.5oz and we have named her Willow. She's been nothing but amazing so far and i am doing ok also. Dad has gone home for a sleep lol. Grandparents are on their way to meet her! On her bloody due date?! Who does that?!

I may have just given birth....... I would guess after 7lb 13.5oz worth you know pretty well that you've given birth.

Congrats to you both.

[Paul ™]

Congratulations to you both x

[atomised]

Many congratulations wonderful news

[midnight]

I blame the "may" on the gas & air.

Congratulations, all the very best to you three, sounds like everything went really well!

Enjoy your punctual little girl.

[Wooderson]

Willow - a beautiful name! Congrats!

[feral chile]

Congratulations! And Willow is a beautiful name

[bunique]

Yaaaaay! Huge congratulations to you both Kat, and welcome earth-side baby Willow! Hope you're home soon and recovering well (I can recommend tea tree and lavender oil in the bath, and witch hazel gel from super drug for the nether regions!). Enjoy sniffing her