Bringing drugs into Glastonbury

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I smuggle them in up my dogs arse and inflate my bicycle tyres with NOx.

[grumpyhack]

Talking to my daughter tonight who's a mental health nurse - they had to take a guy to A&E the other night who'd shoved a bog brush up his bum to the distance where only the handle was sticking out. Had to take him in an ambulance lying face down.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Talking to my daughter tonight who's a mental health nurse - they had to take a guy to A&E the other night who'd shoved a bog brush up his bum to the distance where only the handle was sticking out. Had to take him in an ambulance lying face down.

[port]

£20 vacuum packer from lidl......................