Headliners 2015

[Rose-Colored Boy]

She would be at Glastonbury regardless of if she was playing wouldn't she?

yep but probably not at the expense of another gig, just looks too convenient to be a coincidence

[dentalplan]

Could she pop up at V then if shes about in August?

Suppose so. I'd see her as more likely for Reading and Leeds though.

yep but probably not at the expense of another gig, just looks too convenient to be a coincidence

True. At the same time I don't think we'd be drawing a line through her name if she played another day or did another festival that weekend though so I don't think it adds weight or anything. Still think she'll play though.

[Bradders]

I wasn't saying there's any reason she wouldn't play. Just that "likely" isn't appropriate when only based on her playing European festivals this year.

[Mezhyp1]

Could be a coincidence but Flo playing the Thursday of Werchter rather than the Fri/Sat/Sun looks pretty telling

I agree Florence placement at Werchter makes her look a lot more likely to play glastonbury, isn't she one to make a full weekend of it as well

[LondonTom]

ah fair enough, if it's just a 6th form project then it's not so bad as if it was for a degree.

I'll fill it out now.

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[Gucci Piggy]

people are seriously thinking Florence might headline?

Are we seriously going to do this again?

[Jakkkkobz]

Seeing the Purple One in the UK in the near future, gonna see if I can persuade him one final time with a promise of a growler, tray of ciders, promise that nobody will mention him by his name on social media and that his mates Mavis Staples and La Havas are playing so it would be rude not to.

[ghostdancer1]

do what?

explain to people how one of the biggest selling, mainstream popular acts in the UK who has headlined and is headlining other festivals might have a shot at doing the same at Glastonbury.

[Mezhyp1]

explain to people how one of the biggest selling, mainstream popular acts in the UK who has headlined and is headlining other festivals might have a shot at doing the same at Glastonbury.

Personally I hope she gets a shot, it would be most deserved and I think she would nail it

[Gucci Piggy]

Seeing the Purple One in the UK in the near future, gonna see if I can persuade him one final time with a promise of a growler, tray of ciders, promise that nobody will mention him by his name on social media and that his mates Mavis Staples and La Havas are playing so it would be rude not to.

Is La Havas actually playing???

[Matt42]

people are seriously thinking Florence might headline?

Swear we have this every year, people said the same about mumford and sons and so many other big bands.

She's in that stage where she is about to make the step up, her US and europe placings already show that...

[Wooderson]

Florence should be permanently banned from Glasto for that atrocity she called a "Chain" cover.

[willutalk]

Florence and the Machine is not a tight enough act to headline at all. Simply her voice is not strong enough.

Let's face it some of the times I've heard her sing she'd have probably struggled to get at least a B grade for a Music GCSE performance.

[FloorFiller]

Florence and the Machine is not a tight enough act to headline at all. Simply her voice is not strong enough.

Let's face it some of the times I've heard her sing she'd have probably struggled to get at least a B grade for a Music GCSE performance.

but that knobhead who fronts Kasabian is a world class soprano

[Wooderson]

explain to people how one of the biggest selling, mainstream popular acts in the UK who has headlined and is headlining other festivals might have a shot at doing the same at Glastonbury.

Biggest selling acts in the UK? Steady on.

[Mezhyp1]

I've seen Florence a few times and she's always came across brilliant, terrific singer and always gets the crowd going in my opinion

[Wooderson]

Would she sell out three nights in Wembley Stadium?

[ChrisTGA]

Florence and the Machine is not a tight enough act to headline at all. Simply her voice is not strong enough.

Let's face it some of the times I've heard her sing she'd have probably struggled to get at least a B grade for a Music GCSE performance.

And she looks like Woody Harrelson in a ginger wig

[Woffy]

Would she sell out three nights in Wembley Stadium?

Not a 'proper' ginger.

[Wooderson]

Are we seriously going to do this again?

http://youtu.be/JP7kIgZQBhA

Yes.

[ChrisTGA]

Stop singing Florence, it's badddddd.

[willutalk]

And she looks like Woody Harrelson in a ginger wig

A little bit harsh TBF

[FrancisH]

This happens every year... 'I can't see *insert band* headlining...'

And then they play. There's always at least one, three last year! where people are doubting a bands ability to headline. You doubters should have learnt your lesson by now really.

[ChrisTGA]

A little bit harsh TBF

Tell me I'm wrong...

[Amy Lawn]

I have fond memories of a teenage night out, when a guy who had sidled up to try and chat up my mate hit her with the line "you know, you look like Florence Welch". Things quickly turned sour, not least her facial expression, she goes "You fucking what?". He tries to backtrack "Nononono, Florence Welch is beautiful", but it was too late, damage done, he floundered for a few more minutes before giving up and slouching off in search of another impressionable teenage indie girl. Good times.

Just want to state that I don't think there's anything wrong with the way she looks, but she did come across as a total sphincter when her and her entourage kicked me and lots of other people out of the way in 2013.