"Hey Glastonbury. How's it going? Still running one of the most popular, well loved and successful events ever? Another sell out? Nice.
Anyway, We've had a chat and we reckon that what you actually need to do is make it less appealing to attend, put up unnecessary barriers, and increase the cost to the customers and to yourselves.
What do you think?"
This is obviously not what I meant.
Everyone knew that set would be a disaster and shocker - it was. Should have been at headliner time - it f**ked the SEC for several hours.