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[carlosj]

Morning all, poncho weather up t'north this morning. Deebs, I'm going to be the person my Turkey thinks I am.

Hope posters and readers are all well today, NFRNFC y'all

[A Guy Called Matt]

Good Morning all

I shall have to be the person my cats think I am.

Today that is a very sleepy person due to total lack of sleep for no reason!

[carlosj]

I shall have to be the person my cats think I am.

Today that is a very sleepy person due to total lack of sleep for no reason!

If they're like ours, is that being a food provider and door opener?

[A Guy Called Matt]

If they're like ours, is that being a food provider and door opener

Probably...................... though they do show love and affection and surprisingly if you need it rather than when they want it!

[carlosj]

Probably...................... though they do show love and affection and surprisingly if you need it rather than when they want it!

Yes. We have a brother and sister pair. The boy is warm fluff happiest on a shoulder, the girl is mainly independent but has started clambering on me on the evenings. I'm considering getting her a literary agent for her poetry, written as she walks over my laptop keyboard.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Yes. We have a brother and sister pair. The boy is warm fluff happiest on a shoulder, the girl is mainly independent but has started clambering on me on the evenings. I'm considering getting her a literary agent for her poetry, written as she walks over my laptop keyboard.

Ditto pretty much though our boy was the independent one.

Both are now 16 1/2 and enjoy the home life more than even a nice warm mouse.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Yesterday came.

Yesterday went.

Nobody had one.

Nobody was given one.

Saucy Saturday it is then!!

[guypjfreak]

happy week end all .....

[deebeedoobee]

sun sun sun!!!!! feels like summer out there with blue skies!

and we're off to the Glastonbury Frost fayre

[carlosj]

Sunny in Lancashire today, at a family party, with not too many embarrassing stories :-)

Just chilling now, making my cat do Yoda impressions. He's good.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Why is it on a lovely day like today when the sun is out and it is quite warm do places have their heating roaring away so people feel uncomfortable?

[Mr Splodge]

Why is it on a lovely day like today when the sun is out and it is quite warm do places have their heating roaring away so people feel uncomfortable?

Not another Soudley, they must think you are cold mortals in the Forrest

[A Guy Called Matt]

Not another Soudley, they must think you are cold mortals in the Forrest

Far far worse than Soudley - we reckon it was 80/85 degrees F in the hall and still some were sitting in coats and jumpers.

It was 15 degrees C outside in the sunshine not 15 below.

[A Guy Called Matt]

The quickest way to escape Jury Duty?

As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done That!"

I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.

I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday queues this year.

[lucyginger]

Hello! Got a touch of manflu here, but I'm braving the outside and going to the pub for a roast in a bit. Then I shall be on the Lemsip... Hope everyone has a nice sunday

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I went to a dinner party last night, which was excellent. The couple throwing it for me and my misses were right down to earth, which made it a comfortable place to be. I had only seen them before at my wedding. On arrival last night it was immediately apparent that they hadn't got a clue how to be an adult either. This was most comforting.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Finbarr.

I'd noticed that too, but wasn't too sure whether to mention it or not. Talking of that kind of thing, I nearly had a spit roast take place right beside my head as I was trying to sleep in a hotel room one time. They'd have gone there but for me kind of showing waking up signs, I'm sure. Lordy, Lord - the things people get up to eh! And yes, I'm fully aware of the irony.

[guypjfreak]

well can anyone tell me wot happened yesterday ??? i was ok it i went to the second pub but cant remember coming home ...apparently i even talked to my next door neighbour ...........very strange lol

feeling it today tho im not 21 no more

[mr gumby]

All I can say is 'thank fuck it's not Diana Ross!'

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

well can anyone tell me wot happened yesterday ??? i was ok it i went to the second pub but cant remember coming home ...apparently i even talked to my next door neighbour ...........very strange lol

feeling it today tho im not 21 no more

I know how you feel guy. I went out last night feeling relatively sane and returned back home in the very early hours positively insane. Things have only slightly improved since. I think I'm going to have to have a smoke just to settle my nerves. Hopefully normal service will return later. There's a couple of curry's winging their way here shortly. I am hoping that they will have restorative properties.

I need to come around by Tuesday morning at the latest as I have promised to tackle some asbestos that one of last night's host's is too scared to handle. Fear not as I'm a qualified asbestos surveyor so know what I'm doing. Which reminds me - I must get a load of plastic sheeting tomorrow.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

All I can say is 'thank fuck it's not Diana Ross!'

What's not Diana Ross?

[mr gumby]

I must get a load of plastic sheeting tomorrow.

You are Joss Ackland and I claim my five pounds!

[mr gumby]

What's not Diana Ross?

The legend slot. Apparently it's Lionel Richie.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

You are Joss Ackland and I claim my five pounds!

Not sure why, but I'm sending you a virtual £5. Does he have incontinence problems or is he just in to plastic sheeting?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

The legend slot. Apparently it's Lionel Richie.

Thanks mr gumby. I need all the help I can get mentally computing right now!