NFR NFC >>>>>>2015

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Thank you I'm ok, basically I have a lump on my liver that hasn't shrunk like they thought it would, hence the biopsy. It's thought to be a build up of hormones but they need to check. It's nothing to worry about, says the consultant, but obviously shouldnt be there! Might have to have it whipped out at a later date.

It means I'll be out of action for a couple of days, probably feeling ok but not being able to do much.

I do love Dexter! I might have to PM you when I've finished to discuss it!!

Wishing you all the best lucy. Hope you enjoy your down time.

[thurlow84]

Until it's confirmed it isn't happening. That's my take on the whole ts thing

[mr gumby]

I am out of upvotes for today - and I wanted to give you one and Woffy one for the LOLasm post.

Thanks for my balance vote.

No worries.

You can give me one another time, but I'm not sure about Woffy being involved, he does like S**r W**s after all!

NFR NFC NFTS NFSW!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Extracts from letters written by housing tenants:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

I used to work in the maintenance section of a housing provider. The only thing close to the above I got was a message from a female tenant asking if one of our operatives could come out and inspect her damp patch. Once I stated this out loud to the maintenance operatives there was a unanimous verdict that the job should be given to the lothario of the team.

[mr gumby]

Until it's confirmed it isn't happening. That's my take on the whole ts thing

Even if it gets confirmed, I'll be hoping she breaks a nail in May and has to cancel.

[Mr Splodge]

Phew back to the friendly place.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Never a frown with..............................

NFR NFC

[Perks]

I couldn't even name one TS song. I'm presuming it's some teeny pop drivel. Anyway, I never watch the headliners, so not too fussed really. Never seem to make it to the bigger stages, prefer the smaller areas.

[Perks]

Even if it gets confirmed, I'll be hoping she breaks a nail in May and has to cancel.

Ha ha

[A Guy Called Matt]

TS must be really good and I just don't get it - what other reason is for every post to be made in 2 different threads?

[lucyginger]

Wishing you all the best lucy. Hope you enjoy your down time.

Thanks Yog xx

[mr gumby]

Thanks Yog xx

Really sorry, Lucy,

Got so caught up in 80's films, squabbling with Woffy, Gilfs and Anti-TS campaigns that your posts passed me by. Hope all goes well, and you're fit and rested very soon. Along with a few others, you were one of the people I spent most time chatting with at Glastonbury last year, and it really gave a boost to me, on my first year going solo. Looking forward to meeting up again in June!

Much love,

Gumby :-)

[H.M.V]

Herstuff is annoyingly catch, had never heard any of her songs till she got mentioned on here then had that shake shake song stuck in my head for weeks.

I really don't want to leave Glasto with it stuck there again.

[Woffy]

GWS Ginge!

Shall I tell you how Dexter ends so you can watch The Wire then Boardwalk Empire back to back instead?!

And I wasn't squabbling with Gumby...he was just being a blind old bat!

[Woffy]

Herstuff is annoyingly catch, had never heard any of her songs till she got mentioned on here then had that shake shake song stuck in my head for weeks.

I really don't want to leave Glasto with it stuck there again.

She just had her twitter and instagram hacked.

If they do get noody pix online she may not want to turn up.

Fingers crossed. For both.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jan/27/taylor-swifts-twitter-and-instagram-accounts-hacked

Edited January 27, 2015 by Woffy

[deebeedoobee]

Off to the TS thread for a sneaky peek.

I claim my finbar there sir

[Woffy]

I claim my finbar there sir

Can't blame the man!

[lucyginger]

Really sorry, Lucy,

Got so caught up in 80's films, squabbling with Woffy, Gilfs and Anti-TS campaigns that your posts passed me by. Hope all goes well, and you're fit and rested very soon. Along with a few others, you were one of the people I spent most time chatting with at Glastonbury last year, and it really gave a boost to me, on my first year going solo. Looking forward to meeting up again in June!

Much love,

Gumby :-)

That's ok! I'm very much looking forward to seeing everyone again. Glad I helped your festival go well

Thanks everyone for the well wishes, all the positive thoughts definitely help xx

[lucyginger]

GWS Ginge!

Shall I tell you how Dexter ends so you can watch The Wire then Boardwalk Empire back to back instead?!

And I wasn't squabbling with Gumby...he was just being a blind old bat!

You better not spoiler me or I shall be most upset.

Ooh. Finbarr!!!

[H.M.V]

Sad lonely single shit troll is back early tonight. Hasn't changed the rant. Le sigh

[guypjfreak]

watching things about auschwitz ,,,...............................................makes our [ mine ] problems seems so silly ..

[guypjfreak]

havent kept up with thread soz but hope your ok Lucy girl

[stuartbert two hats]

Never seen his rants before!

Edited January 27, 2015 by stuartbert two hats

[Mr Splodge]

Oh well rant time.

Wonder how many will be posted tonight.

[mr gumby]

watching things about auschwitz ,,,...............................................makes our [ mine ] problems seems so silly ..

Indeed! Sad to think even 70 years after that horror, there are still people in the world willing to kill others simply because they have other beliefs or backgrounds.