stuartbert two hats Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) For everyone who sleeps at night and is wondering what the rant is, for one time only, here it is: I am a man in my thirties I have no frends at all I have never had friends since the day I was born I don't have a girlfriend at all I have never had a girlfriend since the day I was born I am still a virgin and I am still a virgin since the day I was born I am a loner I have always been a loner since the day I was born. Take a look at this link here to find out more Every time I go to social groups all I see is just only older people there and I never see any younger people there. I am a younger person There is never never younger people in social groups it just only older people there. Younger people never join social groups all in social groups is only just older people over the age of 50 I have no friends at all I have never had no friends all my life and I have no girlfriend at all also I have never had a girlfriend all my life and I have never had relationship all my life and I am still a virgin ME HAVIING NO FRIENDS AT ALL FOR ME IS SO UNFAIR EVERYONE ELSE HAVE GOT FRIENDS AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE HAD NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE AM THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE HAD NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE AM THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE HAD NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE AM THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE HAD NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE AM THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE HAD NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY FUCKING FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY EVERY TIME I GO TO ORGANISED GROUPS ALL I SEE ARE JUST OLDER PEOPLE THERE AND I NEVER MEET PEOPLE MY OWN AGE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNAFIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNAFAIR ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR I DO NOT ACPECT IT I DO NOT ACCPECT IT I DO NOT ACCPECT IT I DO NOT ACCPECT IT I DO NOT ACCPECT AND I AM NOT HAVING IT I AM NOT HAVING IT I DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS I DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS I DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS I DO NOT HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I DO NOT HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I DO NOT HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAVE NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAVE NIEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS I NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS I HAD NEVER HAD NO FUCKING FRIENDS I AM STILL A FUCKING VIGIN I AM STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN I AM STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN I AM STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING LONER ALL MY LIFE I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONER I AM STILL A FUCK YOU LONERFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ME HAVING NO FRIENDS AT ALL FOR ME IS UNFAIR IT IS SO UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR BEEN A FUCKING LONER AND AND FUCKING VIRGIN SINCE THE DAY I WAYS BORN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOUNGER PEOPLE I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS I AM STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN AND I AM STILL A FUCKING LONER IT IS ALL BECUSE OF FUCKING YOUNGER PEOPLE NEVER JOIN SOCIAL GROUPS THAT I HAVE NO FRINEDS AT ALL IN MY LIFE FUCK YOU YOUNGER FUCK YOU YOUNGER PEOPLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUI AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY I AM VERY ANGRY Edited January 31, 2015 by stuartbert two hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Guessing he's a bit pissed off ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 And obviously found Caps Lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Dee has gone into lovely caring mum mode. God, i bet she can cook a roast. hang on....are you calling me mumsy!....I know I'm the oldest on here but really!......you lot can go to your rooms and I'm fecking off to me knitting.....bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 whoever it is that wrote that rant seems one mood swing away from going back to their old school with a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Having read all of last nights insanity one thing sticks in my mind. I want a roast with Dee followed by wet ice cream. I can't believe I just wrote that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 That is one hell of a rant - cheers for the post S2H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Woffy - you are a mad star. Can't find the weather thread yet mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 That is one hell of a rant - cheers for the post S2H the way he's posted it, it looks like it was the boy Hats what wrote it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 To anyone else - thank you all for making today start with a smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 the way he's posted it, it looks like it was the boy Hats what wrote it! shhhhhhh don't tell him that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Biggest laugh of this morning. Woffy's post where he says "Wand Erection" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 the way he's posted it, it looks like it was the boy Hats what wrote it! Maybe it was.......dan dan daaaannnnn!111111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 the way he's posted it, it looks like it was the boy Hats what wrote it! Edited post. Happy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Edited post. Happy now? no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 S2H is online and the mad ranter is online too!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 no! In that case, I've edited it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 S2H is online and the mad ranter is online too!!!!!! It's a cover boys don't fall for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 In that case, I've edited it again! Hi Felport. Hope you find a friend soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 In that case, I've edited it again! hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Fatyeti - what's all this upvotes for the mad ranter!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 funnier than Olly fucking Murs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 funnier than Olly fucking Murs! Who is this Murs you speak of and why is seeing Olly f*ck them funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted January 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 kill the troll bump happy weekend all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Blimey it's all go here! Dee, I'd love a hit of sticky gingerbread. Yum! Ha, I meant to write "bit"! I hurt today. I shall be doing nothing in order to get better. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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