Xmas Gift Ideas

[Thearg]

Bought three of these outfits for the ''Cooks'' on Christmas day,gonna do blue frozen vodka jelly for pud

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Bought three of these outfits for the ''Cooks'' on Christmas day,gonna do blue frozen vodka jelly for pud

I wore the following t shirt as I arrived at the Wychwood festival this year;

Just before I got to the entrance a steward indicated that he liked my t shirt. There then followed a conversation whereby;

(a) I realised that my t shirt wasn't just an innocent nod to the periodic table.

( That it was a reference to Breaking Bad, a programme I had heard about in some minor detail, but not seen.

© I realised that it probably wasn't the wisest of things to wear, given what was in my pockets at the time.

Ah well, you live and learn.

[Thearg]

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

That would be a mere trifle compared to the colonoscopy I had to have. I've got an arse like a wizard's sleeve after that baby!

[Thearg]

That's a cool T shirt Yog,you should watch the series,it ain't half bad.

[Thearg]

That would be a mere trifle compared to the colonoscopy I had to have. I've got an arse like a wizard's sleeve after that baby!

I'm glad I don't feel your pain if you know what I mean,sounds like a right old trauma,hope you're mended now.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

That's a cool T shirt Yog,you should watch the series,it ain't half bad.

Yes, I gather the series is a bit of a belter. I just don't feel like I want to commit that time to it right now. Maybe when the police find that Golden Egg up my arse then I'll take time out to watch it in my cell.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I'm glad I don't feel your pain if you know what I mean,sounds like a right old trauma,hope you're mended now.

Thanks Thearg.

All is well now. If you (or anyone reading this) ever have to go through the procedure then you need to know that they give you two pain releif options. The first is Nitrous Oxide and the second is another chemical cosh - apparently. If you choose the laughing gas you can go home about half an hour after the 'violation' of your very being. If you chose the other option you need to stay in for an hour or so afterwards.

I thought this a no brainer when told these facts, thinking to myself that I'd prefer to be laughing like a man possessed when they stick that thing up me, as oppossed to not laughing. How wrong I was. Nitrous Oxide is about effective at pain relief as would voodoo be. Fucking hell was it painful. I have no idea what the other pain relief option is like, but feel that it's got to be better than fuck all pain relief.

[Thearg]

Thanks Thearg.

All is well now. If you (or anyone reading this) ever have to go through the procedure then you need to know that they give you two pain releif options. The first is Nitrous Oxide and the second is another chemical cosh - apparently. If you choose the laughing gas you can go home about half an hour after the 'violation' of your very being. If you chose the other option you need to stay in for an hour or so afterwards.

I thought this a no brainer when told these facts, thinking to myself that I'd prefer to be laughing like a man possessed when they stick that thing up me, as oppossed to not laughing. How wrong I was. Nitrous Oxide is about effective at pain relief as would voodoo be. Fucking hell was it painful. I have no idea what the other pain relief option is like, but feel that it's got to be better than fuck all pain relief.

Isn't n2o supposed to knock you out rather than pain relief,no wonder you didn't have a smile on your face.

Edited December 15, 2014 by Thearg

[philipsteak]

Thanks Thearg.

All is well now. If you (or anyone reading this) ever have to go through the procedure then you need to know that they give you two pain releif options. The first is Nitrous Oxide and the second is another chemical cosh - apparently. If you choose the laughing gas you can go home about half an hour after the 'violation' of your very being. If you chose the other option you need to stay in for an hour or so afterwards.

I thought this a no brainer when told these facts, thinking to myself that I'd prefer to be laughing like a man possessed when they stick that thing up me, as oppossed to not laughing. How wrong I was. Nitrous Oxide is about effective at pain relief as would voodoo be. Fucking hell was it painful. I have no idea what the other pain relief option is like, but feel that it's got to be better than fuck all pain relief.

You really do learn things on this site.

If you'd told me earlier today that by the end of it I'd be better informed about the best choice of pain relief during a colonoscopy I probably wouldn't have believed you. And in a thread about xmas gift ideas

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

You really do learn things on this site.

If you'd told me earlier today that by the end of it I'd be better informed about the best choice of pain relief during a colonoscopy I probably wouldn't have believed you. And in a thread about xmas gift ideas

I tried to upvote your post but have evidently gone a bit trigger happy earlier in the day. In fact, 24 hour period would be more accurate than using a day in the usual manner in which it is used. In any case, I can't give you a green one - unless you want this alien I found down the back of my garden? Shivering his little bollocks off he was. He could do with a good home.

Here's a photo of him at birth - when he was more transparent than green: