Secret resales 2015

[Nobody Interesting]

19 minutes ago, Ted Dansons Wig said:

Kinky Fingers crossed !!

Kinky fingers, ooo errrr misus

[Beaver89]

All the best Kinky, seems you took a plunge similar to the one I bottled on. Hope it pays off!

[Nobody Interesting]

Bugger, I am not really supersticious but can someone please give me an upvote. I really don't like the number I am on now!

[JatTay]

1 minute ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Bugger, I am not really supersticious but can someone please give me an upvote. I really don't like the number I am on now!

Done!

[Nobody Interesting]

Just now, JatTay said:

Done!

Thank you

and thank you to the others too.

Don't want no bad vibes hitting this thread.

[babyblade41]

when does Kinky do the drum roll and then ta da's and then the woop whoops ??? 

[Beaver89]

5 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Bugger, I am not really supersticious but can someone please give me an upvote. I really don't like the number I am on now!

I'm quite enjoying my amount of rep right now! #dontpanic

[Ted Dansons Wig]

6 minutes ago, Nobody Interesting said:

Bugger, I am not really supersticious but can someone please give me an upvote. I really don't like the number I am on now!

Youre as bad as @lobo you upvote whore!

Edited June 20, 2017 by Ted Dansons Wig

[Prophet6]

2 hours ago, maelzoid said:

 

1 hour ago, maelzoid said:

Oh man that's hardcore. I know someone has to do it, and fair play to them, but spending 33 hours of Glastonbury cleaning the bogs is some serious shit (quite literally). 

[Nobody Interesting]

4 minutes ago, Ted Dansons Wig said:

Youre as bad as @lobo you upvote whore!

I knew someone would say that............... I actually expected a downvote to take me to 665 

[maelzoid]

6 minutes ago, Prophet6 said:

Oh man that's hardcore. I know someone has to do it, and fair play to them, but spending 33 hours of Glastonbury cleaning the bogs is some serious shit (quite literally). 

That was my calculation as well. Unpaid but getting a ticket + food makes it practically minimum wage.

33 * 7.20 = 237.60

[BambooShanks]

7 minutes ago, babyblade41 said:

when does Kinky do the drum roll and then ta da's and then the woop whoops ??? 

I am sat on my porch waiting for the postman. I could be rolling my drums for a long time.

nice weather though so it ain't all bad

[CatMitt]

2 minutes ago, Kinkyinuit said:

I am sat on my porch waiting for the postman. I could be rolling my drums for a long time.

nice weather though so it ain't all bad

Everything is crossed! I feel like it will be all good.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

10 minutes ago, Kinkyinuit said:

I am sat on my porch waiting for the postman. I could be rolling my drums for a long time.

nice weather though so it ain't all bad

A terrible old song whilst youre waiting:

 

Edited June 20, 2017 by Ted Dansons Wig

[verrymerry]

1 hour ago, Ted Dansons Wig said:

crafty eyebrow plucking?

Its like you're lalking a foreign language. 

[BambooShanks]

1 minute ago, Ted Dansons Wig said:

A terrible old song whilst youre waiting:

 

Nice. My pick was 

 

[Prophet6]

14 minutes ago, maelzoid said:

That was my calculation as well. Unpaid but getting a ticket + food makes it practically minimum wage.

33 * 7.20 = 237.60

Harsh pay, harsh working enviornment. Hard to think of a worse job really, although I did have a mate who used to w*nk turkeys for a living.

[Ted Dansons Wig]

1 minute ago, Prophet6 said:

Harsh pay, harsh working enviornment. Hard to think of a worse job really, although I did have a mate who used to w*nk turkeys for a living.

Senior Turkey w*nker? 

Now theres a job for a robust pair of gardening gloves.

[Prophet6]

Just now, Ted Dansons Wig said:

Senior Turkey w*nker? 

Now theres a job for a robust pair of gardening gloves.

I don't think he was spanish....it was a long time ago though...

 

[verrymerry]

Shit job or not, IT'S A WAY IN!  I think I'd probably do it this late in the day...

I'm getting really nervous for @Kinkyinuit!  I hope the post-person comes soon!  Same goes for @slipmatt!

[maelzoid]

12 minutes ago, verrymerry said:

Shit job or not, IT'S A WAY IN!  I think I'd probably do it this late in the day...

The problem for me would be that I'd just bail on them. Even if they wanted  a 500 quid bond, I know I'd rather lose that than clean the shitters for 5 days!  Ultimately that would be such an asshole move, so its probably best I don't go near it.

[CatMitt]

Does anyone know what they do at the ticket check if you have ID but they still don't believe you?

I have an old phone to take so cant get on the internet. What else?

[BambooShanks]

Just now, CatMitt said:

Does anyone know what they do at the ticket check if you have ID but they still don't believe you?

I have an old phone to take so cant get on the internet. What else?

I heard they question you about the area local to where your ticket is from. Things like primary schools, nearest shops etc

[Prophet6]

1 minute ago, CatMitt said:

Does anyone know what they do at the ticket check if you have ID but they still don't believe you?

I have an old phone to take so cant get on the internet. What else?

apparently they take you to a hut and ask questions about where you live, e.g. where is nearest Tesco, school etc

[CatMitt]

2 minutes ago, Kinkyinuit said:

I heard they question you about the area local to where your ticket is from. Things like primary schools, nearest shops etc

 

2 minutes ago, Prophet6 said:

apparently they take you to a hut and ask questions about where you live, e.g. where is nearest Tesco, school etc

Thanks guys, best do my research then!