Secret resales 2015

[beefykoala]

I have an American joke. Who wants to hear it?

[Dan Wilko]

1 minute ago, beefykoala said:

I have an American joke. Who wants to hear it?

Will we get it?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 minute ago, beefykoala said:

I have an American joke. Who wants to hear it?

I'd be up for hearing it.

[beefykoala]

Just now, Dan Wilko said:

Will we get it?

Maybe....

[beefykoala]

Why will congress never impeach Trump?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

No idea.

[beefykoala]

Just now, beefykoala said:

Why will congress never impeach Trump?

Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

[Dan Wilko]

I dont know - Why will congress never impeach Trump?

 

[Robinn]

1 minute ago, beefykoala said:

Why will congress never impeach Trump?

Lol, I actually know this one

[beefykoala]

[beefykoala]

Ugh, this is the problem with Trump jokes. Republicans don't think they're funny and democrats don't think they're jokes.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Here's the only joke that I can remember;

Seamus is having trouble making his wife orgasm during sex. No matter how hard he tries, fast, slow, pounding, doggy…nothing works.
Scared he may lose her he goes to see his doctor. The doctor says: “You need someone to flap a towel near you both when you have sex. It will keep your wife cool and comfortable and should help her come”.
So Seamus invites his best pal Paddy round to try flapping the towel while Seamus and his wife have sex. Seamus bangs away and paddy flaps the towel like crazy but still no orgasm from his wife.
“I have an idea,” says Seamus, “Let me flap the towel and you have sex with her, see if that works”.
Within 20 seconds, Seamus’s wife is writhing in pleasure, screaming and having orgasm after orgasm. Seamus leans over the bed to his mate and says. “Now that my son, is how you flap a fucking towel”

[majormajormajor]

Bahahahaha, that is a good one.

 

Fucking Republicans.

[bennyk]

out of curiosity, anybody manage to successfully apply to work this morning with Festaff? 

 

[shuttlep]

15 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

I'm only guessing, but I'd guess not today.

As i said yesterday, I got the impression they're not at the point where they're ready to do it, and a post above suggests the same.

i was sure I could feel it in my waters

[MilkyJoe]

Last week I bought my girlfriend a refrigerator for her birthday.

 

It wasn't much but her face lit up when she opened it.

[beefykoala]

Just now, MilkyJoe said:

Last week I bought my girlfriend a refrigerator for her birthday.

 

It wasn't much but her face lit up when she opened it.

LOL

[moheetoes]

Last night I dreamed that I ate a giant marshmallow

When i woke up.........my pillow had gone 

(one of my dad's)

[Robinn]

1 minute ago, MilkyJoe said:

Last week I bought my girlfriend a refrigerator for her birthday.

It wasn't much but her face lit up when she opened it.

Two days ago my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

[mikealanfoster]

4 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Here's the only joke that I can remember;

Seamus is having trouble making his wife orgasm during sex. No matter how hard he tries, fast, slow, pounding, doggy…nothing works.
Scared he may lose her he goes to see his doctor. The doctor says: “You need someone to flap a towel near you both when you have sex. It will keep your wife cool and comfortable and should help her come”.
So Seamus invites his best pal Paddy round to try flapping the towel while Seamus and his wife have sex. Seamus bangs away and paddy flaps the towel like crazy but still no orgasm from his wife.
“I have an idea,” says Seamus, “Let me flap the towel and you have sex with her, see if that works”.
Within 20 seconds, Seamus’s wife is writhing in pleasure, screaming and having orgasm after orgasm. Seamus leans over the bed to his mate and says. “Now that my son, is how you flap a fucking towel”

That has brightened my day up no end!

[Glasto Mart]

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

[Jenniferaliceee]

My bets are on 15.50 when my train to reading goes through Twyford aka the place phone signal goes to die.

[Baloo12]

2 minutes ago, Glasto Mart said:

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

Long time lurker here.

 

HA! 

[Robinn]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye matey

[beefykoala]

What do you call an emo acapella group?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Self Harmony.