Headliners 2016

[fatyeti24]

15 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Fuck's sake, yeti! How many times does she need to not really deny it, before you'll not quite believe her? 

 

RADIOHEAD.  THAT'S HOW MANY.

[Amy Lawn]

Here's my Adele thoughts.

She's the most likely for Saturday night, looking really fooking likely. What she said the other night makes it less likely than before, but she's still the frontrunner.

I reckon she's right shite, but it's insanely stupid to say she wont go down well on the Pyramid just because she does dreary ballads. Dreary ballads made her the most successful singer on the planet, it's not like a field full of people will turn up hoping for EDM.

Why does she talk about poo so much?

[russycarps]

She's on sky arts now. I cannot comprehend people standing there studiously watching this on a Saturday night at Glastonbury. Blimey.

[dentalplan]

But sat down in your living room studiously watching it on a Saturday night...

[russycarps]

I'm sat here in a lake of piss and tears

[admscott]

1 minute ago, russycarps said:

I'm sat here in a lake of piss and tears

Standard Saturday night then?

[H.M.V]

I would have expected a liquid pool of poo myself. 

[Amy Lawn]

Saturday night in. Tell your forum comrades why you're dicking around in the banal as shit headliner thread instead of out in the world getting drunk like reasonable folk.

I'm sat here eating the lovely guacamole which I made just now, listening to Your Arsenal by Morrissey - 90s pressing of the LP which I washed this afternoon so now it sounds all lovely instead of sounding like rice krispies like it did before! And it's the weekend before payday so I have no money, but I did go out last night and Thursday, so fuck off judging me.

[russycarps]

I'm watching the Bowie glass spider tour now, which is why I caught the end of that harridan.

I'm not out because I'm old, and skint.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Currently in a hotel room in bed watching the Jonathan Ross show

/thread

[Amy Lawn]

5 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Currently in a hotel room in bed watching the Jonathan Ross show

/thread

Either you're seeking out old episodes on youtube, or Jonathan Ross is back on TV, whichever one it is, it saddens me.

[stuartbert two hats]

I'm in because I'm wrapping presents + pass the parcel and generally preparing for my daughter's 3rd birthday tomorrow.

I very rarely go out these days, because I'm old and because I get up between 6-7 with said daughter on the weekends and work during the week.

[Wooderson]

16 minutes ago, russycarps said:

I'm watching the Bowie glass spider tour now, which is why I caught the end of that harridan.

I'm not out because I'm old, and skint.

That show is shit on a spoon. A vulgarity.

[BlackHole2006]

I'm in because none of my mates could be arsed going to the pub to watch england v wales. Now I'm sat at home drinking cider, browsing efestivals and watching shit youtube videos. What a time to be alive.

[Wooderson]

I like the turn this thread has taken. 

[Gucci Piggy]

I'm sat on the toilet in the dark browsing eFests on my phone as my bathroom light has died and reception isn't open until Monday to get them to change it.

I'm not out because I'm dead from the last two nights and Saturdays here are full of embarrassing hen/stag do's and are too expensive for a poor boy like me. And it's Easter so everyone has gone home. So yeah, good night.

[russycarps]

Kids today can't even change a lightbulb FFS!

[russycarps]

12 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

That show is shit on a spoon. A vulgarity.

Aye but the outfits are wonder to behold!

[Amy Lawn]

11 minutes ago, Will-2609 said:

I'm sat on the toilet in the dark browsing eFests on my phone as my bathroom light has died and reception isn't open until Monday to get them to change it.

I'm not out because I'm dead from the last two nights and Saturdays here are full of embarrassing hen/stag do's and are too expensive for a poor boy like me. And it's Easter so everyone has gone home. So yeah, good night.

Student cliches; I can't go out on a Saturday because the people who actually live here offend me.

[Gucci Piggy]

10 minutes ago, russycarps said:

Kids today can't even change a lightbulb FFS!

They're weird tube bulbs and we're supposed to go to reception when they blow!

1 minute ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Student cliches; I can't go out on a Saturday because the people who actually live here offend me.

Hahaha they're not even usually from here, they just flock up here for said hen/stag do's.

[sime]

I'm sat here in Southampton watching Vintage TV after just rewatching Man of Steel 3D in advance of Batman v Superman in a couple of weeks. I'm in because I like being in plus I was in Brighton today being an art tutor and life model for a hen party. So feeling bit tired. Ooh, Kate Bush is on :)

[Slugworth]

56 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

I like the turn this thread has taken. 

Me too.

 

I'm in, nearly pissed as a fart, watching MMA fighting (don't even like it, she does)

I have 8 out of 10 cats does countdown on record for my weekly Rachel Riley fix.

[DJ Cull]

17 minutes ago, Slugworth said:

 

I have 8 out of 10 cats does countdown on record for my weekly Rachel Riley fix.

Sorry to disappoint you but she wasn't on it this week. It was Claudia Winklebottom instead (yes, really)

[Slugworth]

15 minutes ago, DJ Cull said:

Sorry to disappoint you but she wasn't on it this week. It was Claudia Winklebottom instead (yes, really)

FFS! Damn you More 4.

[Purple aki squat]

2 hours ago, russycarps said:

I'm sat here in a lake of piss and tears

Rollin in the deep?