celeb big brother thread

[poetrychatbore]

welcome all viewers currently watching celeb big brother. I love this show. please feel free to say what ever you want as I like to see how others see things on this great show. so tell me - does BB rock you ?

 

"we will rock you" austin - even at the end of the world 21.09.15

　

　

the tide is turning

washed out to sea are the flowers

to hell they are heading for burning

no man of mystery is austin powers.

the skin head was tactical

it played with my conscience scale

but there is more sorrow in my left testicle

proof you are over powering just like gail.

janice is a queen

but she did have "mud on her face"

a child and a wrapped present was the scene

but austin was kicking her kind all over this place.

eating away inside

austin was firing and was not blunt

just like the stage in "taylors" garden snow and slide

was it below the belt calling janice a selfish c???.

austin you have self destructed

lost all my respect

your attitude towards james was wrongly conducted

you may be a queen but you are not correct.

this will not be theater included

sorry but in no show will be austin

you are a man on a mission and deluded

you did "rock us" now return to the USA and start rusting.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I actually quite like that - even though I don't understand most of it because I've only seen snipets of Big Brother. Then again, to me it could, in my opinion, stand up on it's own without ever knowing that it was about Big Brother. It does tell a tale does it not?

 

Of course I've ignored another reason for your writing in that you may be trying to express something else to us but feel that you can only do it ever so gently, almost tantilisingly. Then again, I guess there could be a million and one reasons why you write poetry and are so taken with it.

 

One of my brothers writes poems. I had to give up reading them because I just thought them bleak. He is quite a bleak person. He is also off his rocker bonkers. However, he's not heavy he's my brother, and I love him.

[mrtourette]

I don't get it.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I don't get it.

 

I don't think poetrychatbore does either. Nor me for that matter. So, you are in fine company. lol

[t8yman]

I can't be arsed with it.

I think it's a spambot tbh.

[Celery]

I enjoyed that, though i also like Austin. If that was a spambot, can we have more please; that was more interesting than 90% of the posts on this forum. 

[poetrychatbore]

thank you celery

that was worth more then my monthly salary.

ofcourse you can have more

I am a internet poem whore.

off big brother I will fade

back into politics bring on the shade.

glad you like but hold on tight

you might just go off me over night.

 

 

lol @ me -    chat soon celery - you are my green stick

[Amy Lawn]

Amazing

[Celery]

thank you celery

that was worth more then my monthly salary.

ofcourse you can have more

I am a internet poem whore.

off big brother I will fade

back into politics bring on the shade.

glad you like but hold on tight

you might just go off me over night.

 

 

lol @ me -    chat soon celery - you are my green stick

That was brilliant - thanks. Cheered me right up after a crappy day. Can we have one about Hameron/ Piggate next please? 

[Bisque]

What the fuck is going on?

 

Mind blown.

[markeee]

lol

[poetrychatbore]

That was brilliant - thanks. Cheered me right up after a crappy day. Can we have one about Hameron/ Piggate next please? 

sorry to hear you had a bad day celery. hammeron and piggate - you will have to explain more as I am lost ? but while big brother is on I can only concentrate on that but it does end in 2 days and then I go back to all things in the news to get me through this godforsaken life.

 

anyone got any views on who the double should be tonight ? mine is any 2 apart from bobbie  the 2 lady's. oh and save Austin as well.

 

is tonight a double ? 22.09.15

 

 

yesterday i did condemn

today i am going to rewind

austin is like me and has damage to the stem

how could i have been so blind.

the outcry was genuine

it was as sudden as a party gate crash er

in and out like a penguin

the total repeat from natasha.

has austin won you over

on your mouth is melting butter

or did you taste as fake as clover

is austin just to loud from the gutter.

the row was explosive

it was brutal and not blunt

with his head shaved and level its aggressive

i draw a line with ????.

tonight we have a double eviction

3 american's and a bobbie

john mcquirick and rule Britannia was no contradiction

rid the 2 lady's and save austin as he is still gobby.

[ThomThomDrum]

This thread is so cray cray, its wack!

[poetrychatbore]

drum - you want to watch the show. 

[atomised]

I agree, I think bobby is safe but I'm struggling to pick 2 from the other 3.

[Celery]

sorry to hear you had a bad day celery. hammeron and piggate - you will have to explain more as I am lost ? but while big brother is on I can only concentrate on that but it does end in 2 days and then I go back to all things in the news to get me through this godforsaken life.

 

anyone got any views on who the double should be tonight ? mine is any 2 apart from bobbie  the 2 lady's. oh and save Austin as well.

 

is tonight a double ? 22.09.15

 

 

yesterday i did condemn

today i am going to rewind

austin is like me and has damage to the stem

how could i have been so blind.

the outcry was genuine

it was as sudden as a party gate crash er

in and out like a penguin

the total repeat from natasha.

has austin won you over

on your mouth is melting butter

or did you taste as fake as clover

is austin just to loud from the gutter.

the row was explosive

it was brutal and not blunt

with his head shaved and level its aggressive

i draw a line with ????.

tonight we have a double eviction

3 american's and a bobbie

john mcquirick and rule Britannia was no contradiction

rid the 2 lady's and save austin as he is still gobby.

Another cracker there, poetrychatbore

No idea if it's a double or not actually. If it is, I feel pretty confident it will be Jenna & Janice. Can't stand Jenna - for someone who bangs on about people being 2-faced, she is a complete hypocrite.  Really hoping Austin or James will win. 

Apologies for linking to the daily fail but this is #Hameron: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html

[poetrychatbore]

morning celery. we are there - 1 day from final. I agree about jenna with you and this is why I am so glad she is gone - she out stayed her welcome. I am with you with winner but I also include bobbie.   hope you enjoy my take on last night.  have a nice day.

 

 

 

lard butt = butt head = the wounder years ? (not beavis and butt head - hi jenna ) 23.09.15



before my joy i will reveal

marriage counselling is no scandal

when its bed time man and hubby no the drill

hilarious was austins bed handle.

the first eviction was gold

in no way was i torn

unimpressive are her movies sold

because so degrading is porn.

jenna did not boil

overshadowed by a delusion

sorry the sunshine could not hit the earth soil

lard butt was no shade illusion.

the next out is no queen

she is lady muck

the next reality show will prove she is evergreen

self pride and respect janice does duck.

with no more moves

janice had to abscond

with plenty of facial grooves

off all reality tv is my wave of my wand.

i really am grateful

this poem i hope is not costing

from someone who made me so hateful

i now thank you for saving austin.

one more day before the finish

please use your vote

my last beg is clovie vanish

lets have a winner who we are happy to quote.
 

[ThomThomDrum]

I hear it kicked off in a major way in the after show show last night...........They cut the delayed feed and removed the panel as a fight broke out between ex housemates that resulted in yer one from Allo Allo being hospitalised! Glass and chairs thrown I read

 

Nice class of folk they get on these shows 

[poetrychatbore]

I see this on other forums but I thought it was hype -   need to look into it.   sounds shocking and shame on people who took part.

[atomised]

Was certainly reported a lot this morning. I wondered why the show ended so suddenly

[poetrychatbore]

they have to fill us in tonight - surely.

[poetrychatbore]

james being submissive to austin - pathetic or really funny - poll ? 24.09.15

wednesday show was pleasure

it had very little pain

with no farah or jenna ie debenture

it was 100% less strain.

we forget about the good

because its no headline

i loved the calm and controlled hood

unlike the BB bots panel line.

we still had janice and lard

but there time was running

its a guarantee the red card

there last night was nothing stunning.

they went and it did equal

heaven was now booming

so quiet gentle and tranquil

no person had constant zooming.

the lovers had a tiff

austin was opposite to aggressive

this time there was no riff

james was in his role and hilarious was submissive.

the last night was gentle

no one was a sinner

this house has been nothing but mental

please god after 3 weeks we get the right winner.

( tonight is the night - do we decide who our winner is ? is anyone in-between ? or have we all decided - my lips are sealed. )

[poetrychatbore]

final final 25.09.15 ( no more poems on celeb big brother 2015 i promise )

in 6 place was sherrie

a older lady and not at all strange

classic was her attempt to stay merry

but she came close to the derange.

5th place is sore

undeserving is this position

because there is no bigger bore

clovie does replace the insomnia condition.

i will try to elaborate

its only fare for me to explain

the internet reader will no faster accelerate

because watching clovie is ultimate pain.

forth place is undeserving

bobbie should have got bronze

his patience and strength he was reserving

a classic man, cool like the fonz.

3rd place i wish i could swap

bronze i am severally doubting

i don't think natasha did start to stop

her best bit was about the shouting.

2nd place was a delight

emotions inside and busting

the damage is crystal in this mans life fight

so happy for austin.

onto the winner

who played the best games

good from the inner

that's why i congratulate james.

( so is everyone as happy as I am with this series and winner ? )

[Celery]

final final 25.09.15 ( no more poems on celeb big brother 2015 i promise )

in 6 place was sherrie

a older lady and not at all strange

classic was her attempt to stay merry

but she came close to the derange.

5th place is sore

undeserving is this position

because there is no bigger bore

clovie does replace the insomnia condition.

i will try to elaborate

its only fare for me to explain

the internet reader will no faster accelerate

because watching clovie is ultimate pain.

forth place is undeserving

bobbie should have got bronze

his patience and strength he was reserving

a classic man, cool like the fonz.

3rd place i wish i could swap

bronze i am severally doubting

i don't think natasha did start to stop

her best bit was about the shouting.

2nd place was a delight

emotions inside and busting

the damage is crystal in this mans life fight

so happy for austin.

onto the winner

who played the best games

good from the inner

that's why i congratulate james.

( so is everyone as happy as I am with this series and winner ? )

FInished with a good'un - just like the show. 

Pretty happy James and Austin came out on top. Won my end-of-week-1 bet with the gf as i had Austin in there. 

Not surprised it kicked off in the side show. Farah is a nutter and I remember that Aisleyne girl being really aggressive - shame someone else got hit in the crossfire. 

Edited September 26, 2015 by Celery