emmrdale ( all things related to best soap on tv)

[poetrychatbore]

morning everyone. now CBB has ended I am getting back to normal lol. just woundering did anyone see emmerdale last night ? was you as gripped as I was ? who do you think done Robert ?

 

 

rundown to gun-down - 6 suspects but is it the correct garden path (emmerdale shooting) 27.09.15


never will i criticize
its my guide to life manual
with out i would get no stimulation exercise
its my best tv every day every annual.
robert is a sucker
don't get confused with sugden
to his blind wife he is a duck-er
his comeuppance was no farmers bludgeon.
with a list of enemies
robert was no angel
will emmerdale regret last nights calamity's
gangsters in the village is now the angle.
i will try to list the suspects
a pen and paper is handy
step brother is a connect
in the frame is andy.
shinning armour is no disguise
so keep a eye on nightingale florence
coming from behind was a past exercise
did he strike again hello lawrance.
after 2 males we need a change
the opposite sex with whom robert got kissy
i find her acting ability so strange
written out for murder would be a good move for crissy.
next in the frame
lachlan has his hands on a pistol
mental health issues like me is his shame
he needs help and not just a paracetamol.
2 from one family click
son aarron and mum chas
robert did make both physically sick
when its out they can go on the raz.
the last one is no bad'y
infarct its making me chuckle
if it turns out to be paddy
i will well and truly buckle.
i don't think its any suspected perpetrators
we are on the path but wrong garden
so if you want to make a pound use my calculator
a unknown figure done roberts bullet pardon.


http://www.itv.com/emmerdale/extras/...ho-shot-robert

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I can't bring myself to watch Emmerdale. In fact I don't watch any soaps. How can you possibly give a shit who 'did for' this fictional character Robert? I can't comment on the poetry in this instance because I haven't got the strength to read it.

[russycarps]

Why not read a book or play a musical instrument rather than wasting the gift of life watching this utter horse shit?

[poetrychatbore]

I can see lots of farm lovers here.    I am going to muck out now. hopefully I don't do a poem on that.

[poetrychatbore]

morning everyone I got a bad hang over and I have the feeling the pub I left is smashed to smithereins. anyone that does not watch emmerdale really is missing out and I pity them.  I am keeping all my emmerdale poems in one thread so I hope you can see a bit of thinking is going into my posts unlike other threads that deserve a post ie thread of there own.

 

have a nice day everyone. 20 mins and the pubs open - first in the line.

 

eric explosion not pollard 03.10.15

 

 

what a show

top of any scale

forget any other air strike blow

total destruction in emmerdale.

so what is the cause

why is eric on a mission

his acting deserves a applause

with a mental breakdown he done his revision.

when things build

there is no where to hide

around you is a invincible shield

nothing else matters most certainly not pride.

still recovering from valerie

eric is in limbo

life to him now is pure slavery

that's why he has gone into mode "Rambo".

eric you did look like a nutter

acting was absolutely swell

corri and eastenders are left in the gutter

no wounder emmerdale is top with actors like chris chatell.

 

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[poetrychatbore]

jay and the coke factory in emmerdale 13.10.15



i again have to sing

praise is going to the farm

just like jays nostrils and the sting

but why the self harm.

yes he is a owner

in a position with power

jay feels he needs a different persona

so his business can stem and flower.

 

white dust is his choice

jay needs this for acceptance

after a "line" he has his voice

now booming with confidence.

struck down as organs fail

something in jay sharmer is causing smoke

"you carnt beat the feeling" watching emmerdale

i am truly addicted like jay and the coke.

 

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