we will block you ! ask queen if not may

[poetrychatbore]

who is he - give me a link -

[fred quimby]

I rhyme with extra proficiency

But yours are purely sophistry

I crush your words with immaculate ease

Yours couldn't make a panda sneeze

My beats carry a level of perfection

Yours require a new form of detection

Initially I thought this was but a joke

Now I see you put on your own yoke

Your lack of skill almost makes me weep

My rhymes? They truly hit deep.

Your words come out like total Bollox

Mine make people Fred Quimbyholics

You better go back and take some Education

If you want to come at me for Retaliation

Unlike you I can draw on a large Repertoire

Leave your words on the floor of an Abattoir

I think it is about time you knew the score Hun

It is KaosMark2, Fred Quimby WON

[gary1979666]

Just look down the list of discussions....

[poetrychatbore]

thanks to dating app's = i got every STI - am i good or what ? 02.11.15



its not like a blind date

there is no cilla

so me get ready to congratulate

because i am a cement whole filler.

so what was my first medal

the first to get into my sphere

down at kings cross when mona lisa was the peddle

its how i landed with gonorrhea.

times have adjusted

there is a easier way to get crap

you have no fear of getting busted

its a pure beauty of this app.

sex as many times as you need

and there is no policing

am i planting a seed

ignore STI's are increasing.

don't worry about hubby

he probably does often visit and can not avoid

try not to picture him getting grubby

but think how you contracted chancroid.

no one should be righteous

stop pointing the finger

was it you who gave me hepatitis

i was suspect when i smelt that yeast linger.

with every STI i am not bitter

i am still out on the prowl look

so lets get it on so add me to twitter

ps i am also on bebo, buzznet, cross.tv hi5 italki and facebook.







http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...ns-say-doctors

[dentalplan]

Wow

[kaosmark2]

Your words come out like total Bollox

Mine make people Fred Quimbyholics

You better go back and take some Education

If you want to come at me for Retaliation

Unlike you I can draw on a large Repertoire

Leave your words on the floor of an Abattoir

I think it is about time you knew the score Hun

It is KaosMark2, Fred Quimby WON

What you don't understand about the words I bring

They're epic enough to make your soul sting

The majesty from the rhymes of Kaos

Is so huge that they travel all the way to Laos

It is only with a slight trepidation

That I inflict upon you this indignation

On hearing your attempt the audience groaned.

Quimby boy, you just got OWNED

[poetrychatbore]

with your long fancy words you are sitting pretty

but the rain is falling as said by bitty.      (bitty mclean)

I can not do you long expression that are technical

because my knowledge is obviously not on your level or symmetrical.

so please continue to knock and humiliate

you are the bigger person and I congratulate.

just raising a issue with  a slightly different angle

on efestival we are neighbours so you be paul Robison and I will be joe mangle.

 

 

[poetrychatbore]

mega boobs over uni loan (wrightstuff debate) 03.11.15



to this young lady i credit

showing skill that is amazing

not one but a double edit

2 cherry nipples with added double glazing.

you are slightly different from Parliament staff

they take much more wonga

i applaud you and don't laugh

your spending will equal a privilege that will last longer.

i love your working calculation

so repayment you avoid

there is so much more life frustration

i love the fact you are self employed.

with my blessing take this loan

on the uk i see you from venus

now i have had a "rocky" flash of " mr stallone"

i am going to create the worlds biggest penis.

on every front page

i can drop my poetry hobby

every woman will have love and no rage

with me all will want to get nobbE.

thank you for the grant for university

mathew wright you are a genius

from tuesday 4 nov debate it inspired curiosity

it has landed me with fame, fortune and enormous.

 

( please note my effort to keep this is one place so as not to offend other forum members. )

[poetrychatbore]

Will UK spy bill risk exposing people's porn habits? (internet history to be stored for 1 year) 05.11.15



i am in trouble

my destiny does hang

i might have to destroy my bubble

go along to suicide bridge and pc bang.

every poem is recorded

its not a thought or theory

the shame and embarrassment is sordid

its all on the hard drive memory.

from news reviews

to television shows

the highs and the blues

plus my love for emmerdale that only grows.

what about my proposals

for love i am a sucker

first come served and no refusals

i am a diver and duck er.

what about my aftershave appreciation

for hours i search for a smell

you no i have "john lewis" contamination

they think my online reviews are swell.

games pass a few hours

they really mess my head and scramble

online is a weakness of my powers

i loose thousands when i gamble.

not sure how its going to fizzle

will the fuzz search every internet file

my poems are online waiting for this sizzle

but for reading everyone is making me smile.









http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34719569     ( all my poems in one place - please note  I am finally learning.)

[russycarps]

come on then Mr Bore, when the cops have a look at your search history, what are your most common searches in pornhub and the like...?

 

[poetrychatbore]

porn reading poem star - I love her - she inspires me. or porn on poetry - porn star.  double trouble for poem porn star in bath bubble.

 

or rhyming poem porn star has perfect whole timing.      poem porn whore takes it in back door.

 

I best not go on as there are millions.

[poetrychatbore]

do your home work russy

[poetrychatbore]

so russy - what you upto tonight ?  are you off to the fireworks or are you indoors being miserable like me ?

 

fireworks - phenomenal waste ? 05.11.15



forget parliament

this is much bigger

is guy fawkes in his element

noing every uk resident is a trigger.

am i a bar humbug

the 5 of november is my beef

i want to pull the rug

and lay a fireworks reef.

the noise is so destructive

it really hurts my drum

i just see nothing productive

i would like to stick every firework up guy fawkes bum.

we have recently introduced a levy

a 5p bag tax is saving the planet

now i want the government to come down heavy

add £10 tax to stop the gannet.

sorry i am a misery

in the head i am not normal

to everyone that has a saving the earth theory

you have to agree the noise, pollution and cost is phenomenal.

[poetrychatbore]

everyone is on the take - shop lifters and staff even me 06.11.15



shop lifters have a advantage

its the pure number

so if you want a whisky that's vintage

at fruit and veg slip it in your bag with a cucumber.

don't worry about the alarm

relax and detox

when packing your shopping stay calm

you just leave the tagged empty box.

why stop there and be a eraser

you have already got shade

that really nice nicked razor

its time you got a 10 pack new blade.

the remote needs battery's

you don't want to touch the TV that's stolen

so go to whats flying out of factory's

empty a 40 pack in a bag with a stollen.

are looking any staff

don't worry most of them are on the fiddle

they steal only 30 mill less don't laugh

the biggest theft is me stealing your time with this riddle.

[fred quimby]

What you don't understand about the words I bring

They're epic enough to make your soul sting

The majesty from the rhymes of Kaos

Is so huge that they travel all the way to Laos

It is only with a slight trepidation

That I inflict upon you this indignation

On hearing your attempt the audience groaned.

Quimby boy, you just got OWNED

I see in your words that you want to own me

Does that make you tingle and feel all sexy

When thinking up disses do you feel dirty

Your attention to me is boardering on flirty

Bet at night your thoughts drift to dressing me like a toff 

And then enjoy yourself while you rhyme me off

I'm sure in real world we could be fiends and pally 

But I just might have taken you up a different ally

I'm sure reading things about you makes you feel hard

Kaos I think I have just Marked your card

 

 

 

[kaosmark2]

I see in your words that you want to own me

Does that make you tingle and feel all sexy

When thinking up disses do you feel dirty

Your attention to me is boardering on flirty

Bet at night your thoughts drift to dressing me like a toff 

And then enjoy yourself while you rhyme me off

I'm sure in real world we could be fiends and pally 

But I just might have taken you up a different ally

I'm sure reading things about you makes you feel hard

Kaos I think I have just Marked your card

 

 

 

I may have beaten you with words unspoken

But that does not mean I want your anus broken

I may revel in my superiority

But not in your inferiority

It makes me feel kinda sad

How your words and thoughts can be so bad

I know you want to feel all the tricks

But the truth? Neither of us are dicks.

Edited November 7, 2015 by kaosmark2

[poetrychatbore]

I am getting gel

because  you to are not ringing my bell.

it was a poetry rap contest

2pac and biggy even emeiemn could not add zest.

you 2 were battling it raw

neither were female cats scratching with a paw.

consistent and with malice

you to have left me and deserve you better palace.

I will stay in squalor but have you got any tips

I need to watch catchphrase and get ideas from mr chips.

 

( well done you 2  fred quimby and kaosmark2 - I really enjoyed this row. )

 

Edited November 7, 2015 by poetrychatbore

[poetrychatbore]

will the voice be as sorry as the xfactor is on ITV ? 08.11.15



what a load of drivel

it will need mopping with a towel

millions have been wasted on this swivel

only for it to be pooched by cowell.

i remember my condemning

of course i done poetry moans

at lilly allen was anger stemming

i predicted a downfall for mr jones.

but the BBC continued to flog

even did bring in boy george for sauce

obviously my concern's did not log

they thought they could flog this dead horse.

jumping over the channel

on ITV did the music add base

i have witnessed sob story's with flannel

just like the trousers with no grace.

but the strings were being pulled

we are cattle with no mercy

you won't ever have me fooled

these shows are no "made in heaven" because missing is mercury.

after a few hours

will saturday nights have a sub tractor

you mark my words like the "B" powers

on ITV boredom will be "the voice" just like "xfactor".

[poetrychatbore]

holloway road - does it need cleaning up ? 10.11.15



holloway gets no criticism

it is a shoppers paradise

but something is bringing a street exorcism

it will never get a six on the dice.

is it the shops availability

i don't need watchdog or ann robinson

because all deserve credibility

from M&S to waitrose or morrison.

outside is the tangle

the street has a new vermin

because the ones causing this mangle

do dress and act like a worn out gremlin.

with very little protection

thin cloth and clothes don't shield

but who is making the connection

begging in holloway is a different field.

in 2015 is there still need

does it bring shame on the local authority

they are not alcoholics desperate for a drug feed

its preying on the naive for generosity.

from the telephone box to lamp posts to the railings

don't worry there is plenty of room

CCTV workers are making failings

because to see or not to see is no zoom.

holloway clear up your street

this new type of begging is making a packet

the ones organizing are sitting sweet

i believe they are the same ones behind the fake cigarette racket.



( holloway is very well looked over so with so many cameras http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-by-crime.html - am i the only one to spot this new type of begging ? is it a replacement of the illegal ciggertte trade ? http://www.islington.gov.uk/islingto...ages/2407.aspx or am i just a pure misery ? )

[poetrychatbore]

bohemian rhapsody 40 years 11.11.15



let me take you on a adventure

more explosive then biology

queen are embedded in my mind like debenture

that's why number 1 is rhapsody.

£3500 to produce

to understand your will need a brain scan

your imagination will not reduce

can you see a silhouette of a man.

did it take long to construct

3 hours with paper and pencil

only freddie mercury could conduct

start the music video and MTV i will stencil.

the thunderbolts were very frightening

opera to rock did cause curiosity

the 4 faces was lightning

i was no poor boy spare in his life from his monstrosity.

40 years on and still fascinating

i am privileged to worship queen

if freddie was here what would he be calculating

like brian says, just happy he made music that's evergreen.















http://www.express.co.uk/entertainme...rs-anniversary

[russycarps]

4 hours ago, poetrychatbore said:

bohemian rhapsody 40 years 11.11.15



let me take you on a adventure

more explosive then biology

queen are embedded in my mind like debenture

that's why number 1 is rhapsody.

£3500 to produce

to understand your will need a brain scan

your imagination will not reduce

can you see a silhouette of a man.

did it take long to construct

3 hours with paper and pencil

only freddie mercury could conduct

start the music video and MTV i will stencil.

the thunderbolts were very frightening

opera to rock did cause curiosity

the 4 faces was lightning

i was no poor boy spare in his life from his monstrosity.

40 years on and still fascinating

i am privileged to worship queen

if freddie was here what would he be calculating

like brian says, just happy he made music that's evergreen.















http://www.express.co.uk/entertainme...rs-anniversary

 

ha ha check out the ukip supporter in the comments. What a berk

[poetrychatbore]

longest ever fragrance review dunhill london icon & m7 oud absolu ysl 11.11.15



please do not chuckle

on me have mercy

"living on my own" is my buckle

i am sure for me did sing mr mercury.

but i am hopeful to alter

i am going to put out a feeler

the quality will slaughter

i got M7 from my dealer.

was it cheap or expensive

i am learning my money often buys sewage

now i no what makes sniffers expressive

my new key word is silage.

on the internet i did hunt

my key word being dominant

just under £65 is no PR stunt

it is going to make me prominent.

my first review is like a gun machine

M7 is a repeat prescription

of the crop it is the cream

i am firing no blanks with OUP Absolu edition.

Yves Saint Laurent deserves praise

it does always deliver

so deep and heavy with no day erase

john lewis is setting me free on this love river.

it just does reload

with a slight tweak

always on edge waiting for the explode

lady's look at me and no what i seak.

onto pure danger

my second review is not done by skill

i am relying on a internet stranger

that was my introduction to dunhill.

it takes you to heaven

in there head lays picture Saigon

unlike "len" from "strictly" its higher then "seven"

i just adore london by icon.

the smell is appealing

i really hug this aroma

i no the lady's want to get peeling

that is if when close they don't drop into a coma.

it is very masculine

i walk along in automatic

to me it is my penicillin

i love this as it is so aromatic.

as it goes on the black pepper is racy

on my skin it does gloss

dunhill is so tasty

i think it is that oak moss.

my 2 reviews are closing

john lewis did this time superbly deliver

when i pass you is M7 or Dunhill love exposing

i could be yours if you don't shiver.



( want to shop with the best ? http://www.johnlewis.com/ and if you want to find me - get smelling ! )

[poetrychatbore]

jungle fever - the rave starts this sunday on ITV  at 9pm - all welcome  12.11.15

 

yes i got a temperature

get out a paracetamol

whats sucking my blood on this adventure

everything scares me even a tadpole.

ant and dec are splendid

looking forward to sundays wave

3 weeks of pure humor and nothing sordid

jungle fever is making me rave.

i do have concerns

this dance is causing a tremor

on ITV they need to back turn

once was more then enough of gemma.

but i am reassured by ITV class

its not big brother and seedy

its not about exposure and showing ???

just all about food so i adore the greedy.

tension and rows on tap

sunday i have a date

hold tight and make sure you strap

jungle fever is the best and that's no exaggerate.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbWNTpmfTKk

[russycarps]

" nothing sordid "

Apart from the masses of animal cruelty on show. But who cares about that, so long as the cretins sat at home are entertained.

 

 

Edited November 12, 2015 by russycarps

[poetrychatbore]

I emailed itv - going to adopt a cockroach x   ignorance is bliss