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russycarps - do you have any pets ?   don't reply please. talking of low life scum here is my 10 cents on john.

 

bye bye lad E - you failed as a jihadi    14.11.15
 
you are not blessed
and have to cover facially
in the uk you clearly expressed
it was your downfall  actually.
you obviously  were missing
i don't no what link
for your poor family i am kissing
because you have brought them to the brink.
you turned your back on freedom
this was not a nice pad
so deliberately targeting the united kingdom
john you was on the side of jihad.
yes i criticize our prime minister
i to think he has blood on his hand
but i would not dream of something so sinister
as david targets  the low paid and leaves his footprint in the sand.
i hope the news is correct
and we get a confirmation trace
i will be surprised if this has a "Paris" connect
because "john" is already on the list to replace.
stronger together is no error
we will come out sweet
never will we back down to terror
what ever it takes we will defeat.

 

 

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will France attacks provoke a immigration review in uk ? yes or no ? 16.11.15



i will get off my high horse

turn away this diversion

those still protesting the Iraqi course

are the same demanding soil erosion.

will we back France

and bomb them to smithereens

or are we still unaware and in a trance

welcoming and encouraging people by planes ships and submarines.

our way of life is in jeopardy

over due is a attack

the terrorist have the monopoly

they are embedded in every uk crack.

one of the big players

was welcomed as its our procedure

for the intelligence service i send prayers

i have to question did they encourage this ground seizure.

we need time to settle

this is not a fragment of our imagination

will MP's sit back and put on the kettle

or will France force a review on immigration.

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jorgie - if i was younger i would wham 17.11.15

 

not to good with complements

so please don't take this personal

i want to get in the jungle elements

because you are phenomenal.

if i was 20 years younger

then i would propose

i love your hunger

testicles or willy and no turn of the nose.

your beautiful skin

sparkling white teeth

not overweight and not to thin

under the jungle canopy i wish i was beneath.

great determination

such a strong drive

you your cheeky smile is a great creation

your parents must be proud and thrive.

looking forward to more

i can not see no forgery

after 1 day you are top score

i am delighted to have met you jorgie.

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please ignore my jorgie poem -  this one is my real love.:wub:

 

you are dropped jorgie for lady C 19.11.15


yes i am a sucker
forget about my love for jorgie
even refusing to win tucker
is creating lady C morning glory.
she is brutal
this i envy
but growing up must have been spiteful
not noing whether to dress in pink or navy.
missing is the filter
i have this part also absent
i am leaving jorgie at the alter
i will propose to lady C in my posh es accent.
with your authority
and my poetry madness
the conscience won't feel guilty
we will achieve what is ludicrous.
i am prepared for progressive
me and lady C are on the same page
i am sure we will have love and rows that are aggressive
but your strength is why with you i engage.
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basic instinct - me and lady C and the curse 20.11.15



yes you are fascinated

me to ladyC did hook

all her quality's are not exaggerated

that's why when i propose i will pamper clean and cook.

i can see jealousy

its on forums and in anger

ignorance is not causing curiosity

all are disgusted i want to be a firework banger.

but i am going with my ink

even if i have to stand alone

i no never will happen basic instinct

ladyC can be micheal and i will dream of being sharon stone.

so keep on voting

give my lady more publicity

if i get permission i will start quoting

the money raised will go into fertility.

she is gold carrot

all the way through is electric

everyone continue to hate and parrot

unaffected is the one that is eccentric.

my respect for ladyC is no battle

so continue to vote with your purse

not a chance in hell will ladyC rattle

but for targeting ladyC i now poetry curse.
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jorgie and george - a double wedding invitation 21.11.15



maybe its the name

even if not identical

no disrepute or shame

i will tell the world as no to confidential.

lady's first please

jorgie is a pure gift

very emotional with no tease

not one aspect would i shift.

george is gentle

he is not street from the gutter

young lady's this is good boyfriend rental

when your parents see in the mouth is melting butter.

i like both and respect

good people at the core

a perfect example that is correct

only goodness in store.

pleasure to see no bickering

pure sweet harmony

george and jorgie you are flickering

if ladyC says yes you are invited to our ceremony.
 

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pack mentality - link to the gazelle  22.11.15

 

together they hunt

trying to over turn

will ladyC feel a blow that's blunt

the scavengers will make your stomach churn.

but strength is in numbers

venerable is the lone ranger

i am talking tomato soup not cucumbers

graciousness was no stranger.

bit by bit you chisel

like hienas on a baby Buffalo

you are royals with tea and a lemon drizzle

fitting in better then "Rene" from "Allo Allo".

yes i see your frustration

but you must live and let live sadly

mix with the big guy for contamination

because getting though is not tony hadley.

the hunt has to finish

it is going to be a scene from hell

freddie mercurys anniversary has to be stylish

ladyC i am linking you to  "Gazelle".

 

( freddie may be gone but he is never forgotten, we are blessed to have queen and freddies music.   if you have never heard this song then here is a youtube link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vzk75tjn8k )

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not chris eubank but chris euGent 23.11.15



i am impressed

i felt the sting

all men need to be formally addressed

by the gentle man from the ring.

chris for yourself it is knocking

you may not hear my shout

solid as a rock and no rocking

you are a knock out.

i loved your honesty

about your kids life and the gap

when explaining there is no curiosity

its as simple as your fist and that slap.

but we see your reasons

its not as if you were stray and intoxicating

your job is dedication all 4 seasons

life is central to boxing.

now bring on the charm

all must agree

you went against self harm

when you volunteered to help ladyC.

a nice guy and i thank

that's it over is my vent

a very good chance is Eubank

so i rename you EuGent.

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kieron you just got my goat 24.11.15



you are unaware

with no internet link

but my feelings you share

so kieron i am buying you a drink.

thank you for protecting

my future wife you was shielding

gratefulness i hope is detecting

my best man will be wedding fielding.

mass respect is standing

even if it was a 999 siren

if i see more you no whats landing

king of the jungle will be kieron.

show your back bone

speak out and be rude

standing out more then my top cologne

when we are voting out you will exclude.

thank you for ladyC supporting

this has now made you central

your odds on eviction are shortening

classic was cooking advice on goat and not keeping confidential.

 

 

 

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ferne its your proposal turn 24.11.15

 

its not just candy

even if i would lick all her sweat

her voluptuous body that is randy

i might have to put my ladyC up for let.

beautiful white teeth

glowing plump cheeks

i would do normal or beneath

we could jam to george michaels "freeeks".

with no chip on the shoulder

happy go bubbly

please don't read my proposal folder

i want to be your hubby.

with your strength

and a body with no tire

more explosive by a length

we will get more seedy then "the wire".

but first i need a divorce

just over a week we were married

ladyC has well and truly run her course

but now over the jungle river this one can have me carried.

i won't worry about earning

you are at your prime

after grafting you can do dinner turning

still plenty of energy for bed action time.

first let me deal with my newly wed

brutality you will all now see

i now want fern in my bed

so get out and good bye lady C.

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i love vicky 4 loving my ladyC 26.11.15



a friend of a friend

all can join my ramble

i have plenty more love to send

especially for those who support my lady campbell.

this may not end sticky

or with a unnecessary bleed

princess of the jungle is now vicky

now from her shell she has been freed.

she did let loose

this i admire completely

i need no other excuse

respect and back bone i am supporting whole heatedly.

going up from zero

a great massive enhance

now down as my hero

my jungle experience is in a vicky trance.

for yourself you done superb

not seeing any fungal

vicky like me ladyC love you can not curb

and this is whats moving you up in the jungle.

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wrong is wrong and ladyC (my wife) can be wrong   27.11.15

 

 

you all no my admiration

in the phone box i advertise

but this thursday i had deflation

my love i have to criticize.

did you all see stubborn

to a fire was a flint

i am following ladyC and her carbon

but i did not like her thursday print.

with no grace

out of the question is a apology

behind you is this trace

to understand is harder then biology.

but i do forgive

even if its our first married row

you are the reason why i live

i stand by every wedding vow.

back to the pong

ladyC made a mistake

your assumption to be leader is wrong

but my proposal is still present as i am no fake.

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who is gary - am I missing someone ?

 

here is my 10 cents on last night - and missing is dirty gary.

 

chris you need a hearing aid WHAT ? 28.11.15



pick your battles wisely

this advice is ground

chris must heed this easily

as writing needs no sound.

i loved the denial

probably not meant to be hurtful

i think waiting is a trial

playing the intro is the rain that is purple.

even champs have error

but disagreeing is not a hard sting

no physical presence terror

confident is chris outside the ring.

onto the spanner

but tightened is this group

it was so right leaving susanna

thank you voters for the eubank loop.

have to finish very sour

no euphoria like "saving private rhyan"

pathetic and with out any power

hello brian.
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married and divorced - in the space of IACGMOOH -29.11.15



everything has its place

earths creatures are sacred

ok the camp may be a home disgrace

but like they say this lady is horrid.

it was a act with no defence

god would say its criminal

tony was right to feel tense

in gods book its sin-able.

yes the situation is magnified

the space brings fury

but no one can have this justified

all watches will make a unanimous jury.

i am on kirens page

my marriage is not on course

whats so noticeable is the tong and rage

i just might start proceedings for divorce.

ladyC its going to finish

married and divorced in the australian out back

please just go and vanish

my sense of judgment is making me crack.
 

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bye bye bri 30.11.15

 

i did not gel

so no great loss

he did not ring my bell

going is not making me cross.

a little bit bitchE

it had no hide

uncomfortable to see and itchy

good riddance to this snide.

very little input

but allot of control

its big mouth not big foot

this choreographer is no longer on patrol.

bored of you brian

you have no charisma

i will feed you to the lion

just get off my plasma.

i got a anticlimax

yer i am feeling blue

but tony and duncan nearly got max

and my euphoria is spandau ballet "true".

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