we will block you ! ask queen if not may

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highgate village phone box ( my home ) vandalized - thank you 20.12.15



i was devastated

into my heart is a invasion

the perpetrator has exacerbated

they need to feel justice with no corrupt jury persuasion.

there was no provocation

or any behaviour that was lied

i am looking at my life and cross contamination

its down to the drink drugs lady's or a gangland feud.

in high-gate we are a community

that's what makes the village

i may run through it with no purity

so what if my words are not vintage.

thank you for vandalizing

living in the UK gives us a platform

just like my poems you are excising

delighted i am no longer the only nutty norm.

yes its a achievement

a crime with benefit and class

on sunday my "christmas wishes" caused a bereavement

when posting and on the floor i saw glass.

not going to stop

this vandal is going to need a nurse

breaking the village phone box is a flop

because for taking my time i now poetry curse.



( as today's poem is about my second home i have not needed to contact anyone before posting. hopefully putting this online it will reach the vandal and maybe they might regret there actions. of course i will forgive them. i am now going for counseling as my ticker is still getting over the shock from this morning. after christmas week is over this will go live but if in the mean time someone on the forums sees it and feels bad - you can hand yourself in by calling the fuzz. )

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the rich kids of instagram ch4 documentary - instaslam 22.12.15



thank you cutting edge

exclusively shown on the four

between me and technology is a wedge

i refuse to open my legs like a *****.

do i have respect

is this causing any blurs

can my boredom you detect

this communication is so sad when it occurs.

yes you are misleading

but to blame are the sheep

luring them away with false feeding

as bad as the village phone box creep.

money and bling in a photo

its easy for the naive to chase

more chance of winning lotto

that's why its a disgrace.

put everything online

pictures diary's your life to the gram

out of my bum whole it does shine

is it hypercritical for me to rename it instaslam.



( this will get into the famous box in the village but even if it has the money - in my world it still has to wait like everytthing else. in the mean time if you want to find out more about this show, you can here www.channel4.com/programmes/t...s-of-instagram )

[kaosmark2]

You talk about vandalism near your 2nd home one poem, then the next is critically titled "the rich kids of instagram"

Hypocrisy thy name is?

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you don't understand kaosmark2.  its all bad sarcasm and if you can call a phone box a second home - well I might have 1000000000 lol did you watch the show ?  ok I will leave you with thoughts about what I am ranting about today. its been nibbleing away at me for some time now. but how does your area look with all these bins cluttering up the place ? have you got a solution ? thank you for trying to understand kasosmark2.

 

santa looking over camden - recycle will tell him get on his bicycle and don't deliver here 23.12.15

　

before santa does in sledge

we have had a plead

this shanty town is causing a wedge

so he better pick up the CNJ to read.

i agree with "lester"

but i was along time on this page

with your words i am a investor

all this mess is causing rage.

it does not look appealing

for a rich country its absurd

i am impressed people have stopped wheeling

they now realize this is a turd.

boxes bins and bags clutter

our streets are grim

only the scavengers will flutter

the smell and slop calls all vermin.

someone is using sarcasm

me this does tickle

leaving all bins boxes on the road is a criticism

this just might put camden in a pickle.

camden has lost its pride

our message is get on your bicycle

the bins bags and the mess is the divide

santa won't arrive and to blame is the recycle.

　

( i got a bus last night and starting reading a paper and the 2 story's below that i left a link to inspired me to write this. i think we have shot ourselves in the foot with this problem as everyone is so afraid to say anything about "recycling" as it is the "good thing to do". so what will santa think when he arrives to deliver presents ? well i think we might go with out as he will not recognize london and mistake us for a very poor country. i also think people are so fed of wheeling the big bins in and out of there property's to "recycle" they have choose to "play the game" (queen song) and just make out they are doing it and leave the bin - box bag permanently outside there house/flat. again i will call for 2 weekly bin collections and more recycle points to be highlighted and you leave it up to the resident as this system is not working and on top of it all - london does not look like london. if you would like to no how to play the game. put in youtube and queen will demonstrate. )

http://www.camdennewjournal.com/lett...e-bins-streets

http://www.camdennewjournal.com/lett...ss-camden-town

[LondonTom]

 

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highgate village christmas lights 25.12.15
　
i don't night venture
but christmas eve i got a peep
its a wounder land and no mouth denture
if you can get up the hill that's so steep.
sitting on the hill brow
a magnificent church for connecting
its just the beginning and no time for chow
xmas you will soon be detecting.
into the exclusive square
you might need your shades
epileptics don't stare
fearing of fitting persuades.
the light from the trees glamour
really look spectacular
highgate village i would never hammer
complements are for the dazzling square rectangular.
the Christmas trees are tasty
white snow drops or silver
the colours are not sick or pasty
highgate has christmas fever.
thank you highgate for the village
christmas you did deliver
mass respect and praise is the silage
this is perfect for the phone box sliver.


( just off for dinner - may I take this opportunity from the best village in the world to wish everyone a merry Christmas. if you go to the village you will be dazzled especially if you go at night. its a kind of magic. )

[poetrychatbore]

London tom you are so correct

but the dictionary I will need to be a raider

its very to to select

but I am sorry nothing rhymes with dark vader.

 

 

(happy Christmas all. )

 

[kaosmark2]

"dark vader"....

Invader, trader, raider, I'm sure there are more but I cba. "nothing" and not much are different though 

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after christmas poetry sale - blame - your seduction 27.12.15



come in and come closer

it is the sale of the century

this deal is hotter then any samosa

i insist its one at a time policy entry.

you have everything you need

all at a bargain price

self advertising is this feed

a phone box advert that will entice.

70% off my dignity

so 30% is a deal

cram in now and feel the humidity

what your eyes see is real.

yes you can haggle

try and get me lower

i am as solid as a rock and no fraggle

not even tempted if you are a good blower.

10% more and not one more penny

so you are paying less then a third

i have been robbed by many

at mathematics i was no nerd.

only 20% left to hold

i can make one more reduction

your skill has left me cold

my poetry is free and i blame you seduction.

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2 times 2 = john lewis = a wife for christmas 28.12.15

　

this is all mathematics

its a simple drill

first to have no critics

please refer to my review on dunhill.

sitting close on my mantel

yes its next to heaven

every time i have OUD Absolu rental

lady's gather round me to get a fire of my M7.

now onto my new gifts

to add to my collection

these are for sure going to get some skirt lifts

even if both are past selection.

irrupting instantly to entice

this bomb has been planted

so spectacular is the spice

Viktor Rolf must not be taken for granted.

now i am going to introduce

this is back by popular demand

YSL is gold juice

when i wear Pour Homme i always command.

4 delightful smells

John Lewis was my santa slay

if i don't get wedding bells

well god dam it i must be gay.

 

http://www.johnlewis.com/search?Ntt=...estid=13546370 = spice bomb viktor rolf

http://www.johnlewis.com/search?Ntt=...estid=13547430 = pour homme YSL

http://www.johnlewis.com/store/yves-...estid=13549948 = M7 YSL

http://www.johnlewis.com/browse/beau...ondon/_/N-6uai = dunhill london icon

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new domestic abuse law comes into force 29.12.15



yes i am a victim

but i am waving good bye to anonymity

the internet is my vitamin

its my home my world my city.

there are plenty of haters

x lovers by the kilo

don't view the list of videos of self masturbate ers

she flattening you like pastry filo.

on twitter please refuse

don't join the campaign

my poetry is what you should abuse

anything else is just a name stain.

facebook please don't delete

i was once in demand

the million that dislike i will defeat

add and like me i command.

back to my conclusion

under domestic abuse i have to draw a line

are you crazy or under a illusion

its your fault as like me you put your life online.
 

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honey trap - do you have trust ? 30.12.15



do you have suspicion

but also allot of guilt

so hire me for the decision

i will get your other half to tilt.

no i won't cost allot of money

i am in every way cheap

this trap will be coated with honey

the evidence will be filmed as together we sleep.

its all done online

not in a back street with dirt

my irresistible photo is a no decline

sometimes with myself i have to flirt.

a few messages to hook

then we will gel

whats your debit card number for the book

if i have to spread its done in a expensive hotel.

the champagne is on ice

a hidden camera on the bottle

this is all added to the price

may i witness the throttle.

social media is a prostitution deal

it takes away morals and any code

so if your other half does social media get real

its not only with you do they explode.











i saw this in the news today and i am still on the same page as i was when all this social media took off , and this just adds to my reasons why i don't do it. is there anyone that uses social media that has no intention to cheat ? if you want to hire me please note i am not cheap but trust me - if my poems can not woooo your partner then they are faithful and you have a good one and i am well gel. below is a link to what inspired my poem.

http://news.sky.com/story/1614060/in...honey-trappers

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2016 - goals   01.01.16

 

i was thinking

like going "twitter" berserk

2015 i thank for no pain linking

i am still here with my cheeky smirk.

no i did not feast

no weight to loose in january

presents that were unwanted were least

to the commercial side was no slavery.

very little aspiration

in life i did already succeed

"my baby" is this "phone box" sterilization

thanks to every sucker that does read.

muddling through like the majority

problem after catastrophe

all searching for the higher authority

not realizing all in 2016 have the trophy.

i want you to pause

say out loud what is your 2016 goal

attempting to achieve gets my applause

no matter how big or small as its in your sole.

 

 

happy new year all.

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the H the leprechaun the more then Dublin 02.01.16



there is no better example

then on your own door step to ????

is the message ample

outside the department of health is the hit.

it is a blight on society

like me posting a riddle

disgusting and unsightly

but danger is in a discarded needle.

not prepared to tolerate

the back streets must transform

is this a Irish fantasy and exaggerate

can they prevent it being the norm.

is there a demand for rooms

so users can safely inject

will 2016 become a paradise that booms

or can your anger and rage i detect.

they estimate 400 users

this is really making me grin

the ones with these figures are the amuse rs

how about 10 times and try Dublin.

one person dies every 24 hours

did your heart beat this singe

over any drain lay some flowers

the connection to the leprechaun is the blood in the syringe.













http://news.sky.com/story/1615360/dr...-irish-addicts

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sopranos and all involved in making THANK YOU and  R.I.P james gandolfini 03.01.15

 

it was by chance

brought for me by a prankster

now my life did enhance

i worship the insight into a gangster.

i remember the beginning

a slightly overweight  man at his pool

i never new my heart he would be winning

the chicks and mum fascination was so cool.

it was no park picnic

was this the trigger

out of nowhere came pure panic

its what pushed tony into the therapy linger.

yes the alarm bell did ring

self humiliation did rub

so one life was lived at bada bing

only his closest family new about the therapy club.

every episode was fascinating

always about the rule of the criminal

tony was always so calculating

you no every action was not minimal.

did he always provide

i don't have any doubt or shadow

a hard life and his family did divide

the best of everything had AJ and meadow.

but not all was rosy

there was a huge carbuncle

in every family its not cosy

the problem was junior that's tony's uncle.

all out war of the turf

booming bigger then the trade in ivory

a tumor or cancer made junior no smurf

but it also took away tonys' rivalry.

this was not the biggest betrayal

with my choice of words i have to curfew

gutted in the way christopher did derail

but a addict and a liability was his nephew.

onto the final episode

no money, drugs or violence in scenery

sopranos you made me explode

thank you all involved in making and R.I.P james gandolfini.

 

http://www.thesopranosblog.com/

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who will be watching CBB tonight ? 05.01.16 are you over intoxication have you broken every resolution everything now has justification i have the perfect solution. i did have a peep not just a fan with a obsession even if in 3 weeks i get little sleep developing will be a love and hate depression. of course i will get infatuated proposals will be written but my love for genuine and a game player is calculated its a better feeling then getting my ???? bitten. could i have disgust with my 3 week "god" could i disapprove them "deadwood" twins on me still rust if involved from CBB i would self remove. tonight is going to be splendid 2016 CBB is my life to begin poetry of shame and squalid i love and adore CBB so i apologies if i poetry sin. bigbrother.channel5.com/ Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.

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are daniella and darren a great advert for coke ? 07.01.15



welcome to the reader

unlike my last post this is brief

i got to admire john being a bleeder

getting darren to agree to give grief.

i will have to call a solicitor

the bedroom light was the focal

john you are a plonker for being a instigator

as much as i like don't be vocal.

gemma was ready to celebrate

on tiffanys birthday discovery

what better way to congratulate

dolce and gabbana shoes is a great accumulate.

john and darren repeated

for themselves they were pitching

again pain on house mates they defeated

winning back the kitchen.

talk from lady's was corny

about the buff blokes

day 1 and they are already horny

will any sausages get smokes.

daniella done swell

she took a self blow

in with john and darren is no hell

remember she has defeated snow.

a interpretation that is political

this will need some imagination

i am so ready on winston to be critical

but respect for his comment on the poor and immigration.

gemma was the new cilla

but very direct and not cheesy

she told her stand like a community pillar

don't lay on your back meg and be so easy.

david is happy with the group

all that are under the CBB umbrella

allot of support he will scoop

i hope his sorrow is real for daniella.

adult talk on addiction

one lady and one bloke

daniella and darren had bad friction

a great advert for coke.

day 1 was terrific

big brother you are back and fantastic

let me be pacific

these 16 are not all plastic.



http://bigbrother.channel5.com/

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does anyone on efestival watch CBB ? hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

is winston a normal man or a little perverted ? poll 08.01.16



before i get dirty

as my tittle does suggest

gemma missing 3 and getting shirty

was as refreshing as lemon zest.

onto david and a kind of perjury

contempt of big brother was elastic

was it hypercritical to advise on surgery

the key word is not "forcorhaaaa" but plastic.

gemmas respect for scotty did cast

she speaks whats in her head

admiring he got up and made breakfast

the icing was making his bed.

next was not foreplay

even if it did sound similar

tiffany and winston were at it with no delay

exercise and them both are not familiar.

on self awareness was annoyance

they had to put themselves in order

the top 3 now had no avoidance

finding a key to a padlock put them on the boarder.

johnathan got a massage

is this getting seedy and slum

gemma was straight in taking charge

the thrill was his bum.

very interesting was the chat on angie

no dignity did it rob

they covered the fabulous Bowie

and the heart break of no job.

onto monogamy

just before the prisoners were wiser

even celebrity's in love have no monopoly

as for the stay its not going on trip advisor.

now onto the noms killer

the first up will feel frustrated

winston and christina put out no feeler

so funny nancy felt the world was intimidated.

onto bed sharing

winston with a man does object

the eye candy is causing obsessive starring

but did tiffany and nancy pervert detect.



( i am obsessed and love it. if you are not into http://bigbrother.channel5.com/housemates you are missing out. what i want to no is - is winston a pervert or just a man ? if you can put your reply into a rhyme - well i might even propose to you from the village. )

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john P  = a nice guy or a disgusting sneak carnage ? 09.01.15

 

sorry to give publicity

but i have to apologies

to winston there is no complexity

i got him wrong and i have to summaries.

delighted he got a warning

the power was not over exaggerated

over winston i am now yawning

so happy BB house mates no longer tolerated.

john played a stunner

even if he felt carnage

he stood and took it and was no runner

trying so hard to win winston's luggage.

angie was not so forgiving

but i could have throttled

if there was ever a hypocrite living

choosing winston but with reasons bottled.

tiffany done herself good

morals at her core

so surprised to boot winston off the hood

just landed herself top score.

now i give appreciation

after seeing gemmas pain for partridge

again gone up in my estimation

i now see winston as a disgusting sneaky carnage.

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saturday night fever or deceiver ? 10.01.16





saturday started with a grater

the truth was in the diary room

winston clearly showed he was a people hater

thanks BB for the crystal zoom.

was it derogatory

or is there chemistry

you can not alter biology

getting on with 2 just adds to the mystery.

i liked gemmas joke

asking how winstons last day does feel

johnathan later had the same poke

was winstons arrogance a good covering the peel.

david try ed to reason

but ended up with the blues

he is not in summer in a winter season

davids loss of respect is all that chews.

now onto fashion

the cat walk won't sink

the knock and blows johanthan did not ration

he did condemn the pink.

a interruption now thats political

a bit like a house of commons speech

did winston demand your attention or is that cynical

is any self respect in reach.

daniella started giggling

was it a laughing gas hit

gemma got in on the wriggling

infarct refused to take bull ????.

john had a realization

i am not sure if it was ludicrous

this outfit did need examination

i agree john it was ridiculous.

i liked darren reflecting

all done in a superb tone

would winston have any shame detecting

quote "don't you think god will have grown".

was stephanie flirting

in bed with a man i am not lying

david had words inserting

she ran off crying.

johanthan was claustrophobic

to escape did not ration

never watched the show that's catastrophic

not even tempted by Gemkardasion.

daniella had a snipe

a dig at the press

all the editors put this in your pipe

we all see daniella has had a bless.

johanthn was still down

could not get out of the knot

are we witnessing a self drown

or just grateful for one more shot.

a little bit of compassion

time for a group snuggle

john is finding this a hard fashion

crying as he no's fighting ignorant's is a struggle.

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was there any CBB talent ? ( breaking news on david bowie )11.01.16

　

　

no more detail

step by step event

sorry if i did derail

or if to planet boredom i sent.

i now want to focal

i will be brutal and blatant

what a amazing vocal

great was stephanie "back to black" talent.

loved the modesty

being overwhelmed was so cute

this talent is causing curiosity

stephanie i can not mute.

daniella and gemma did have time to spend

infarct it was a little randy

2 pin up i will defend

gemma done well to tease leg handy.

megan also done superb

to her credibility was no harm

my respect will not curb

forget the "angel" i want her in my arm.

onto the dance floor

please open up the arena

can i say i prefer "strictly" more

sorry john and sorry christina.

onto now a icicle

OMG i am impressed

potential to be a george michael

my respect for darren has been addressed.

last 2 to play was sick

jeremy and scot were to much to take

very appropriate was big di??

nil points i give to "swan lake".

i will end with a rant

megan self harm is in reach

i see your gran-dad pain and the pant

but you are discredited for s?? on the beach.

now a bit of real time

broke this morning and its horrid

so sorry its in this rhyme

but R.I.P david.

　

( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35278872 )

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are some lady's in CBB hornE ? ( a little explicit WARNING) 12.01.16

 

i no what men discuss

not once twice or triple

oozing out of me is puss

i got my eye on that right nipple.

but i am in shock

and this is not getting a tick

the way these lady's discussed c???

and there desperation for thick.

was it degrading

or in 2016 is it equality

maybe young people are self spading

as they grow up off will ware novelty.

it does say allot about society

lady's so keen to talk irruption

then again i suppose there is a wide variety

its to help  suss out the fake corruption.

i am not amused

tonight it was cheap and corny

in no way am i confused

these lady's in CBB are so hornE.

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thank you CBB - OMG david is dead - the funniest EVER CBB and BB ever poll ? 13.01.15



tiffany you are in credit

a u-turn total

you are no1 with no edit

talk of the uk and in every pub local.

some have cardiac arrest

or a fit on the floor

you are like lemon zest

this is why its no to the door.

i loved the circulation

it was a break down in communication

angie was a classic with frustration

she did rise faster then any inflation.

the house had shock

everyone did bruise

not sure how he did block

but david did all the way snooze.

thank you CBB is this thread

it will make CBB and BB history

so sad david bowie is dead

but to mr guest this funniness remains a mystery.



( i can not express how funny i thought last nights episode was and i would have loved to have shown my respect to ch5 and sent them my poem but they can not cope with me. but that is it - i have my funniest ever thing ever in both BB and CBB and this will never be topped. the question is - have i got a sick sense of humour or did anyone else enjoy last nights CBB as much as i did. every time i am sad today i am just going to say to myself - OMG DAVID IS DEAD. as for Bowie - hes looking down and he will see my poem as a labyrinth but he will respect i am a here for just one day. )

[poetrychatbore]

sorry 2 today and seconf one is a long one - anyone on efestival got any viewsssssssssssssssssss?

 

 

your top 3 to go bottom 2 to stay ? 14.01.16

　

this is short and brief

nothing to do with love and fancy

so little input is the grief

that's why to go must be nancy.

also with little involvement

we must remove the outsider

stephapnie is going to have no improvement

so lets remove this rider.

next on my list

no more are we to gain

good value i must insist

but please lets end the angie pain.

gemma must stay

she is entertain-meant value

so pick up the phone with no delay

lock her in this CBB venue.

jeremy must also stick

he is great telly

his best ever trick

was being liza minnelli.

please evict any of the top three

staying put must be the bottom couple

entertain-meant value you must agree

that's why i insist but is my attempt ample.

　

hank marvin 14.01.16

　

we have our five

its no sound loop

megan was on no thrive

all her attention was on cold soup.

understanding was no language

the trend it was bucking

this megan wants a sausage

for gods sake she's f??????.

johns advice to darren was clarity

i new what it was about

these words were a free charity

john said darren must never self doubt.

christopher was heaving

its below davids death

i was sure he would stop breathing

that egg took every breath.

johns nominations were truthful

no ball or any rabbit

to angie it wont be hurtful

and for darren it was to not start a habit.

darren was hurt

for him i have caring

no he would not take the burt

i understand and sympathize with the swearing.

john and darren were face to face

you don't need to start preying

it was a pleasure and no disgrace

it ended so nice with "love you saying."

gemmas statement was reliable

it was all about the self confidence shine

god rest the one with different colour eyeball

i agree and david bowie was no angie define.

meg was pulling no string

ready to hit the bucket

this to her was a brutal sting

brian conely quote " its a puppet".

i disagree with davids separation

but his return was on megs hair and the like

big brother is about no escape and incarceration

mass respect to david black nike.

tiffany gave scotty her munch

you see her change in attitude

to her this was no free lunch

this protest is to conclude.

darren was supporting

to stephanie he was brotherly

"ham and duck it" i am importing

do you agree she is lovely.

now it was a party slumber

was it 1980's friction

darren wanted to smoke and rumba

john as a true friend disapproved highlighting addiction.

last word goes to hank

meg was herself carving

nothing at all in her belly bank

but is she really starving.

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would you pour megan a drink in your local ? yes or no poll ? 15.01.16

　

　

in my local i do need

no one is saying melting butter

megan is a pure liquid feed

with her she can drag me through the gutter.

i no its not cheap

but the money i will cable

until we down a few you will think "creep"

you can be cain and i will be able.

so impressed with your elegance

a lady with strength and stamina

this lady code has no negligence

megan to a fall you are harder then any hammer.

at tiffany it did snap

but she also had anger

november the 5th lets scrap

you will see no bigger banger.

megan i am impressed

the drink did bring out no snore

so its clear what i have expressed

let me drink this and megan can one for you i pour.

　

( please choose the option number that you think is most appropriate ? 1. megan can not handle a drink ? 2. megan handled herself correctly and was a lady through out last nights CBB. 3. this poem is like every one you write - RUBBISH 4. i want to take you out for a drink and listen to some more poetry 5. you should email this to megan as you are both suited )