we will block you ! ask queen if not may

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OOI, do you post this crap anywhere else?

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yessssssssssssssssssss mark2 - and it never gets any better.

 

essex should be ashamed and did you fancy nancy going ? 16.01.16

 

 

friday was the boot

into my backside it did sphere

nancy going i salute

was i the only one with a cheer.

gemma made a mockery

trying to explain was complex

did anyone drop the crockery

in feeling so sad for essex.

i don't get self praise

the confidence should have shade

its so embarrassing and should have erase

because essex gemma does degrade.

over to the booted

the voters deserve congratulation

respect and praise is deep rooted

nancy input had no provoking penetration.

on me will this back fire

is chemlsford starting to tremor

its ludicrous to say shes on a thin wire

but if i lived in essexs i would be ashamed of gemma.

 

 

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play the game - 17.01.15 ( best ever video link provided)

 

i am going to defend

and use my ink cartridge

if it is a double i will bend

my first priority is to save john partridge.

such a lovely decent bloke

with him i have loyalty

he is no fire starter and does not stoke

john is queen of the house and royalty.

christina has a handicap

this environment is not a good bubble

she needs to get out to her chap

for the sake of the "baby" voters be noble.

daniella has been on a adventure

is it time to cut her cable

tiffany has got debenture

we got to get her to bolt out of the CBB stable.

last night was good

but just a little shame

for gemma please play into the hood

"Queens" "play the game".

　

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_5O-nUiZ_0

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should we sack jeremy kyle and replace with gemma collins ? (poll) 18.01.16





not sure when it was delivered

maybe gemma was born superior

the ghost may have shivered

gemma was scared and feeling inferior.

but she took control

gemma can handle this group

stephanie refused to join and enroll

"one flew over the co-cu's nest"was on loop.

taken out and segregated

this was now solitary confinement

with her over reaction she has exacerbated

stephanie had no day slow down or retirement.

feeling a little used

sharing a bed will hinder

stephanie needs to change or she will be abused

its like joining a free dating app hello tinder.

competition for jeremy

but itv now may have a new host

my kyle won't need to go through his ceremony

gemma is his replacement and she is no ghost.

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is gemma a monster ?  and has angie cracked ?19.01.16

 

john had a bad sleep

he had more pinch then a lobster

to gemma was he to steep

by labeling her a monster.

scot could not defend

he feels its wrong for a lovers paradise

stephanie has a boyfriend

she should not be rolling jeremys dice.

advice from the gutter

is it on john taking its toll

in gemma mouth is melting butter

saying john has no ??? whole.

davids advice was not sick

will jimmy hear his sound

don't think with your ????

when you have love don't play around.

now a warning

stephanie had no saviour

unlike the myth on global warming

she must not use threatening behaviour.

johns heart break was sobbing

this was a real break down

my sorrow he was robbing

i hope my words turn round his frown.

i don't spread rumours

but tiffany deserves a award

spreading faster then malignant tumours

tiffany faught this task with a sword.

she won a pampering session

angie was to join

did you see gemmas expression

she had a pain in her groin.

gemma has no appreciation

personal comments are making her claustrophobic

did you like her creation

on the diary room chair she got 5 mins aerobic.

david was still suffering

action from the spare room did lack

home in his head was buffering

while christopher and stephanie done a face pack.

the queen spoke

but did it pass your test

darren is a lovely bloke

gemma who ever she is has no rest.

then to stephanie gemma did hand

graciousness was met fully

both of them i fail to understand

out of a paper bag neither could bully.

angie trying to sleep

while scot was counting his bed notches

david out the back door had no back peep

the party was rocking and flowing was larger and scotches.

angie was irrupting

video footage will have backed

tonight CBB had corrupting

it was the night angie cracked.

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will gemma ever get married and have kids ? should i propose with a poem ? 20.01.16

 

ok looks are not everything

i am totally aware

just like "star trek" and "ming"

everywhere i go like gemma i get the stare.

its all about whats inner

let me run down gemmas quality's

so what if she is no super model winner

she has what is richer then the queens royalties.

does she have a sense of humour

making everyone full around

or is she a self pity groomer

with everything central to her and bound.

what about generosity

does gemma go the extra mile

her constant attention may cause curiosity

yet again its not a nice style.

how about the caring

is gemma riddled with compassion

only on herself it is barring

if its not on gemma its on ration.

she really is leaving skids

gemmas appeal will have carry

sorry miss you probably won't have kids

because unless you change even i as a desperado would not marry.

 

( i am sorry but there is nothing i find attractive about gemma and i have seen the film inner beauty. if you bother to reply i hope the overwhelming of you say i should not write a marriage proposal to gemma with a poem as it will be a mission to say the least. )

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evicted from highgate hill - moved to pond square 20.01.16

wednesday did bring shock
20 april i will never forget
booted out with the lock
i had to find a new box to let.
it was not easy
not everywhere will let me stay
i walked down the hill to cheesy
noway could i live in archway.
back up to the village
looking for shelter
i want to mix with vintage
i no i can deliver the occasional belt er.
round and round searching
i was a man on the prowl
the community message board is not for perching
i need a enclosed space with no yale.
next to the public convenience
on the red box i did zoom
i will show faithfulness and obedience
with everyone and anyone who i can groom.
highgate hill is forgotten
now in pond square and central
i prey this land lord is not rotten
because a break down will be imminent and it will be mental.

i used to live in this box till i was evicted https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5703543,-0.1458267,3a,75y,207.93h,70.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9D_fi1Fl8ca2Y2oIjQYOSw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1 i now live in this box and this poem will go live by the end of the week to introduce and welcome everyone https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5705776,-0.1484408,3a,75y,304.41h,77.6t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sW55gSD1XlENTdaeGP9L0yg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

 

this is a one off separate poem - I am going back to CBB till its over ok efestivals lol

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mugging jeremy off - does he deserve it ? 22.01.16

 

she no's what she is doing

jeremy is not in the same league

dangling and keeping him stewing

its all part of the intrigue.

stephanie is dirt

jeremy can not block

100% a total flirt

in a knot she has his ????.

i did judge the book

this always brings me to the brink

jeremy you caught me with that hook

the type cast was due to the tat ink.

i thought you was a player

you give me that impression

yet again i am a payer

because my regret is causing depression.

stephanie you have disappointed

you have no self respect

jeremy please stay disjointed

with her don't dare connect.

let me end with queen

gemma you are a disgrace

the self obsession is not green

because you have no dignity or grace.

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the dynamics of megan leaving  23.01.16

 

not even going to name

i will refer to a pregnant beached whale

prison may well bring shame

but gemmas respect is a no sale.

onto fridays evictee

was not sure if its brill or a pollute

serving his balls is now scotty T

will his solider stay faithful or stand up and salute.

the house dynamics

are charcoal on a barbecue

brilliant is CBB and the antics

its serving a gold menu.

darren and tiffany are not blending

i don't believe they have no flannel

but the footage only has 1 hour then ending

its all part of the manipulation channel.

john is being to look criminal

but i am aware and not gullible

the wrong doing is less then minimal

truthful honest and 100% reliable.

thank you for friday escorting

the CBB house is tension

are you happy with the deporting

do you worship CBB and the time extension.

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don't get your knickers in a twist you have WON john 24.01.16

　

i like the confidence

no it did not vex

you are my winner with no resistance

i no CBB will have taken out of context.

you are being painted

the picture has no flickers

unlike jeremy john fainted

he was effected by these knickers.

how is john being dug

i hear you all screech

CBB is portraying him as smug

when infarct his reasons are a honourable preach.

christopher started the dispute

which led to the john dislike

the first time he had lady's underwear contribute

as i am not sure he rides the red cherry bike.

tiffany is on the game

i don't believe her knickers will drop

saying anything to get fame

the queen of reality has 3 shows and none flop.

stephanie did conquer

ok she is not on the deck

is she playing "rodney you plonker"

or just a nervous disposition wreck.

gemma is still spading

the embarrassment is turning me green

mr partridge is top top and no down grading

he is decent honest and no drama queen.

　

http://www.petition.co.uk/dont-get-your-knickers-in-a-twist-you-have-won-john/

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GC stands for ?     25.01.16

 

you will not believe my enter

its so stylish

there is only one self center

GC stands for selfish.

the turning off of hot water

did housemates despair

the cheek of GC did slaughter

funny it made no better the hair.

GC was not appreciative

no gratitude did apply

punish GC is my initiative

how about a 24 hour blow dry.

time for spud peeling

before we GC throttle

it was not like vagina feeling

i need the psychiatric unit in the hospital.

a bit of fun for tension

stephanie had no glitter

it so clearly showed her extension

she is full of jealousy and  is bitter.

all out war from a game

stephanies choice raised no artois stella

she was the devil in the frame

for preventing a letter to daniella.

gemma and tiff did jump

they both could sympathize

this was no viewers slump

tiffany and air time was the exercise.

jeremy was a gent

he let stepahine win immunity

he gave up something like in "lent"

he is a decent guy in community.

a bit of humiliation

daniella and gemma did not escape

daniella is making a wrong affiliation

gemma represents all ways a bad shape.

into the diary room

yet again with no spoil

CBB must be on boom

again both treated like royal.

advice from the john feller

but will daniella heed

stephanie is a story seller

ignore her was his seed.

a bit of good fortune

stephanie got immunity and a fish supper

now she was immune

like a rolling stone and my papa.

did gemma have guilt

i did not understand the the stephanie gesture

girls stick together in this quilt

me this did pester.

daniella made a observation

no truer words spoken

they all need rehab incarceration

all are broken.

tiffany had a crack

at darren she got flirty

but he needs no one in the sack

wasted are the comments on looking thirty.

that's the end

sundays show in brief

i can not defend

sorry if these 2 pages are boredom grief.

 

http://www.petition.co.uk/gc-stands-for/

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was it cheeky for tiffany to admire jeremy and scotty's man hood ? 26.01.16

the booze was flowing

the tins were refilled

only stephanie had slowing

the rest were so chilled.

knocking them down

just like in your local

the toungs will make you frown

tickleing the cords that are vocal.

tiffany was lippy

with her mouth she is handy

the liquid got slippy

it all added to the randy.

scotT was lagging

not sure if he gulped or was a sipper

him and jeremy had a sence of bragging

they could audition for "fullmonty" as a stripper.

will there be any blocks

or will the drink memory miss

was it cheeky for tiffany to admire the ?????

or did her respect for size make it pure bliss.

 

http://www.petition.co.uk/was-it-cheeky-for-tiffany-to-admire-jeremy-and-scottys-man-hood/

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christopher good bye but is it good riddance ? 27.01.16

　

　

thank you to the voters

the evicted was smooth

faith in the voting motors

we shot out no wasted move.

christopher was to weak

always was the softer tone

in the corner frightened to speak

missing was the back bone.

tiffany had a little yelp

but it was not like megans reaction

the group needs no counselling help

the fuss made was a less of a fraction.

we kept all the tension

not booted out the controversial

this is a boredom prevention

its no sleeping commercial.

thank you again for splendid

total faith in celebrity big brother

the fix rumours have ended

next to boot is the non big pregnant mother.

　

http://www.petition.co.uk/next-to-evict-is-gemma-christopher-was-the-right-one-to-go/

　

3 moves in 3 weeks 27.01.16

(highgate hill x) ( pond square x) (hampstead lane = pure poetry )

　

　

forgive me please

i am no parliament member

but i have had 3 moves with ease

we are still in january how many till december.

highgate hill was my first

it was a property with elegance

my bank balance was no burst

for changing the locks it caused vengeance.

i got a quick sale

so i moved round the village

but it was a drop in scale

right next to the "lav" for sewage spillage.

1 whole day and 1 whole night i occupied

then again on the ladder

now on the village i am snide

its not worth the water in my bladder.

searching took time

having to sniff out a location

somewhere busy i need for my rhyme

its got to be accessible like the local motion.

down the road to stain

i no this is now final

the entrance to the heath on hampstead lane

is the phone box that plays my poetry vinyl.

　

http://www.petition.co.uk/3-moves-in-3-weeks/

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Cbb – my father from a different mother ( petition to get cbb to adopt me )  28.01.16

　

i am painting no villain

but this has to be addressed

very well delivered the script from gillian

even if she does always have me depressed.

i liked the intense therapy

will johns paranoia be chronic

is his game now in jeopardy

is gillian right and him being toxic.

scottyT is OTT drinking

it could easily fill any lido

also his choice of language needs shrinking

in check he must also get his libido.

tiffany i will ignore

a reality star is choking

in CBB i would show her the door

i don't even care she started smoking.

stephanie is in a triangle

a pure head job and no spin

her age is the justifiable angle

but she needs to learn self discipline.

tiffany did not like the segregation

on a ward is not going this geriatric

i am going to recommend with a allegation

this tiffanys script is meant to blame the psychiatric.

darren had a bit of paranoia

not thinking john of him does approve

stephanie was worrying about no milk so-ya

she had to have her muff hair remove.

darrens tan was fading

image was on her mind

so self conscious is down grading

to darrens mental state don't be blind.

this is a mind game

its adding stress with no delay

my initial impressions of jeremy does bring shame

so i am skeptical on this holiday.

loved Wednesdays celeb big brother

it was chemical biology

CBB you are my father from a different mother

because i adored it all being about psychology.

　

http://www.petition.co.uk/cbb-my-father-from-a-different-mother/

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selfdestruct has new oford dictionary entry = stephdestruct (link provided) 29.01.16

 

 

this lady has got issues

and they are domanting

her tears won't be dried by tissues

can you see whats frustraiting.

stephanie is sailing

the alantic oceian in a dingy

the goal post is failing

due to her being to clingy.

a total walking wreck

stephanie will be care in the community

this was publicly hitting the deck

it was so wrong to go in for scruitiny.

will jeremy at side stand

he is one loverly fellor

the tattoe may not be bland

a advert for body art makes him no seller.

but even jeremy will boot

because stephanie is to over powering

pure beauty may be at her root

but her insercruitnys are out flowering.

a break down in public

it won't get self applauded

but what makes it so catastrophic

thanks to the internet its forever been recorded.

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john-phone-enders or jezz-enders - is there any CBB sinner after last nights show  ? 30.01.16

 

friday night was all tension

but never would i return to senders

this was no BBC soap extension

it slaughtered any episode of eastenders.

before i tell you about the phone

i have to acknowledge the boot

voters have no heart but a stone

pure evil was at the root.

you decided to rid jeremy

but i was hoping for his queen

it would have been a better ceremony

to rid a walking breakdown is environmentally green.

back to the contact

vessels  were pumping in every blood cartridge

the early signs of a winner to be exact

what a lovely man is mr partridge.

jeremy was out the door

john's call was my winner

fridays show was a fantastic score

i no there can be no CBB sinner.

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dignity = dignatas 31.01.16

 

stephanie you are a diamond lass

watching you brings humidity

of course its a joke about dignatas

but its serious about your dignity.

also on the decrease

yes i will provide a link

i feel daniella is to quick to police

when her self destruct brought about brink.

daniella does have the square

but can  see stepahnies circle

dot cotton and the bible should spare

or maybe i need to stay quiet and have a poetry sabbatical.

understanding is my friction

it is my protective umbrella

i so clearly see stephanies contradiction

but the no compassion hurts me from daniella.

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was sundays show like a sunday roast or a no toast (poll) 01.02.16

 

 

in celebrity big brother

cooking was no sunday roast

stepanie borrowing darrens top cover

got no approval or happy toast.

being mullered was turning darren blue

but on gemmas mind rising like yeast

a "take away" was a dream come true

gemma is no animal but a hungry beast.

a break in the rule book

it was no take away tremor

tiffany was guilty of this hook

her accomplice was gemma.

more did follow

only one did escape

stepahnie had no time to wallow

her reward was to punish daniell and scrape.

daniell was watching

but her seeing denial was proof

her own face now not botching

a changed lady is under the CBB roof.

all sorry and a little hug

before a new game did commence

where in public have you had the love bug

all admitting forgetting dignity and common sense.

time for a dance

this was no "weekend rush"

tiffany flirting and trying to enhance

she deserves a bad attack of thrush.

darren was sharing a loss

its on how his job did snub

on a work night he should not have had gloss

loosing a job is not thanks to night club.

stephanie was reminiscing

little photo in a locket

i am still hissing

for gods sake put a sock in it.

not going with johns respect

i don't feel tiffany is the winner

its not politically correct

the reality tv star is the ultimate sinner.

sundays show was dull

i hope mondays is no contamination

thought provoking needs my skull

so i hope its all about tactical nomination.

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kiss on lips  ( proof  ) ? and who is going tonight   02.02.16

 

mondays show was a enjoyment

i have got over the roast

how on earth will gemma get employment

with no quality's to boast.

john was getting excited

the camera caught all with no skips

him and darren are true friends and i am delighted

the proof was the kiss on the lips.

now onto the epiphany

she is no predator

rubbish is the game plan from tiffany

she failed to be a reality tv narrator.

gemmas birthday diminished

but i don't give a hoot

the quicker this lady does vanish

will get my salute.

do we have a dilemma

3 lady's facing the chop

as long as its not daniella

i no it won't flop.

please help me evict

even better if it is a double

both lady's contradict

lets get gemma and stephanie out of the CBB bubble.

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the only way for GC is ? ( please end this statement)  03.02.16

 

the show has a loss

its to big to process

she may not be worth a toss

but i am glad gemma is denied access.

she is deluded

now out the door

one sad sack now excluded

get rid of this bore.

her interview was a sham

emma did not grill

again i have to slam

gemma is not a 100% real deal.

so very shallow

herself is the obsession

there is no heart break with a arrow

GC will give you depression.

do you deserve your fortune

or is it now in jeopardy

CBB has shown you are not immune

the GC downfall is more contagious then leprosy.

you are a disgrace

your reception was no pantomime

the only way is no grace

on GC i am now calling time.

 

 

please finish the sentence.

 

the only way for GC is

1. to go back to her life and be a great success.

2.to hold her head in shame and try and correct her behaviour and not let her business crumble as of this bad publicity.

3. to be like everyone on this forum and discredit this

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give me the prize 04.03.16

 

here i am master of your destiny

you have to surrender

i will give you some exclusivity

gemma is going to launch darrens calender.

she will make a packet

so will darren reap

good but not pure and gemma is the illegal racket

over headlines he might loose sleep.

he has got the label

and it is sticking out stiff

forget "joseph" or mr donovan's cable

could darren be the new cliff.

just before the eviction

humiliation was played

stephanie has no pride contamination

after 4 weeks she is gagging to get laid.

gemma out the door

daniell and darren reflecting

no better can either score

so grateful to both have final selecting.

daniell now has confidence

her self-esteem is no crash

she can go anywhere with no resistance

anything she will smash.

3 awards were presented

not sure any will be defended

with no bad words vented

daniella lapped up the prize and blended.

onto the fence

he did often sit with class

a changed man is his defence

i liked admitting he had to take splinters out of his ???.

not sure if this is worthy

daniella got the bitchiest

shes gone straight and not curvy

again proud and humor took the easiest.

a mistake from tiffany

it was humiliating and corny

with darren she was dishonest and slippery

her words at the time were "horny".

stephanie had the hump

3 cans of beer won't satisfy

this  brat took a slump

she stormed to bed to cry.

only a few days left

who is going to take the medal

please CBB voters don't do a theft

john, daniella or darren phone to win peddle.

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hello mathew and wrightstuff team. i have just watched big brother and it was great - i will try to have a poem ready for the morning - its going to be mostly about john. i am sending you this Valentine poem i have completed but i am not going to post it in the phone box on hampstead lane till next week as that is when valentines is. i have been very rude and naughty in this poem but i hope you trust me when i say i am not looking for love and it is a joke poem.

 

after you get this email i will head to a few online forums and post my poem on there and then on sunday i will try and get this poem in the phone box ready for V day.

 

i hope noone is offended and see the joke in this naughty poem.

 

i got to get some shut eye now as got to be up for the wrightstuff.

 

joe

 

would you reply to this Valentine advert ? 04.02.16

 

February the 14 is fast approaching

so i better get in gear

the first reply can have poaching

my G box you can steer.

yes i am on the hunt

taking to do a phone box advert

no time wasters to be blunt

i only want the seedy the sick and the pervert.

can you cook and clean

this may seem random

i am trying to set a romantic scene

its not essential you live in camden.

a good love life is my desire

you better not get the hump

i must be free to go out and fire

at home you are my stake to rump.

you can cook me dinner

every night wine and dine

please don't talk like dot branin or ethal skinner

no interruptions in tv shows is the bottom line.

gifts you can buy

i love the occasional treat

just don't make me cry

they have to be less bitter then sweet.

leave your name and number

inside this phone-box on hampstead lane

you are that bit closer to my cucumber

when i call you it will be pure pleasure and no pain.

 

(cbb is nearly over and my brain is already running. )

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rate this series 1 to 10 to thank ch5 ? 05.02.16

 

after 3 whole weeks

tonight it will finish

OMG tiffany shrieks

her game plan created no vanish.

now we have to select

like picking up some totty

be careful in what you detect

don't go with who you think is a hotty.

joining tiffany at the bottom

its scottyT who failed to score

his ocean is polluted and rotten

all i no is i won't be watching geordienosure.

now onto the venerable

stephanie is emotionally unstable

what her dad said was not honorable

we can all see above her head is a label.

moving onto my top three

i am not even bothered about the order

pure entertainment do you agree

any of them will look good with the winning boarder.

john is a good man and moral

and darren has been reformed

daniella also deserves the winning floral

i can not choose it you have been informed.

bronze silver and gold

i hope my 3 are landing

this series won't be down sold

a great show to CBB i am handing.

 

I hope it ends like this.

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a depressing final or a fantastic end to CBB 2016 (poll) 06.02.16



emma open with spectacular

jugglers and flame breathers

but my eyes did not turn rectangular

because 6th place gets no gracious receivers.

john was soon to ruin

stepping out was like changing in altitiutde

after 3 weeks he leaves me stewing

i did not like or get his attitude.

next to go also needs a defended er

i wanted her in my top three

your similarity with john is being a eastender

all i saw of daniella was complementary.

forth place gets my clap

because there is no more fake

so false and predictable with a loose flap

tiffany i can read better then the audience on rikki lake.

darren was my only correct

he done well to get bronze

it could have spiralled with a drink select

but he played it cool like the fonz.

with second place i am disappointed

stephanie is a walking disaster

i no why her mouth is disjointed

because over it is needed a plaster.

first place is not pure

i will not even elaborate

big brother should be free from geordienosure

and that is a fundamental rule i would congratulate.

 

( to all on efestivals - rest assure - no more cbb poems ever again. I am going to the news. )

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good morning efestivals how is everyone ? as big brother is over I now have to get back in reality and switch to more local issues and things in the news. I just woundered does anyone else have a mayor that is as good as mine ?  

 

a strong letter to " mayor of kentish town " graham loose 07.02.16

 

you started off brill

every time i saw was no strain

westminster and parliament would have been ill

because your work showed there stain.

such a great communicator

every message sent with ease

in " the bad lands" you need no translator

your "ghetto" talk is no tease.

graham where have you been

you did just vanish

your expenses i no won't be clean

milking everything and charging the mayor of kentish.

have you put a end to recycling

all these needles bags and boxes

one bin for everything i am liking

it will get under control vermin and foxes.

we need more focal

you are in demand

mr "loose" please again be vocal

i command.

tell me about hampstead heath

and your views on the multi million pound dam

come on graham put in your teeth

i got a feeling you will slam.

tell us about rivalry

and hampstead wanting to segregate

should they be allowed to take charge of there ivory

could they show kentish and educate.

graham loose i do plead

i want your views that are political

don't bite off the hand that dose feed

as i adore my mayor as i see nothing cynical.

 

http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/the-mayor-of-kentish-town/videos/the-mayor-of-kentish-town-episode-1