Best Quality Fake Beard for ZZ Top?

[CaledonianGonzo]

So I’ve decided to plump for this number due to it being on special offer, but now I’m worried that it won’t have the durability and luxury feel required for such a momentous occasion.

 

 

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000MHK894/ref=sr_ph?ie=UTF8&qid=1463139560&sr=1&keywords=smiffy%27s+beard

 

This one looks like a more substantial and durable product:

 

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Moustache-Costumes-Outfits-Accessories-Accessory/dp/B005OJPKQ6/ref=sr_1_43?ie=UTF8&qid=1463139635&sr=8-43&keywords=fake+beard

WITH LIPS!

 

There are a number of options available from Amazon and from prosthetics specialists, but I was wondering where everyone else is getting their fake beards from. 

 

What beard will you be rocking when the Frank Beard comes a knocking to do some rocking?

[___S_o_m_a__]

WITH LIPS!!

[buddiepaul]

What about home made - with cuttings from the barbers floor??

[dentalplan]

I've been growing mine since the ZZ Top thread started so I'm fine.

[CaledonianGonzo]

The ideal situation would be to grow my own, but I fear I might have left it a bit late.

[Mickball]

Grow one. We're still 6 weeks out.

[___S_o_m_a__]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

The ideal situation would be to grow my own, but I fear I might have left it a bit late.

Time to get the lips at least though no?

[lucyginger]

Now why I have not thought of taking a fake beard?! Bad Lucy! This is going to need a bit of research! (blatantly hijacking your idea) 

[Peroni]

I have been suggesting this with my crew for a while....still trying to decide!!

 

[big__phil]

My god, this is terrifying:

Looks a bit like Ming The Merciless.

You should definitely get that one.

[CaledonianGonzo]

12 minutes ago, ___S_o_m_a__ said:

Time to get the lips at least though no?

Some sort of collagen injection, you think?

It's an idea, but the lips are just a 'nice to have' - the beard is the heart of the matter.

[CaledonianGonzo]

It'll be a dark if day in Glastonbury history if Frank Beard and the lads run out onto the Pyramid Stage and the entire audience isn't waiting for them wearing fake beards.

Like a giant version of the stoning scene in Life of Brian.

[Gnomicide]

Christ! It's going to look like the Bearded Theory crowd transferred to a bigger field...

[lucyginger]

3 minutes ago, big__phil said:

My god, this is terrifying:

Looks a bit like Ming The Merciless.

You should definitely get that one.

That's the colour of my hair!!! Amazing!! 

[lucyginger]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

It'll be a dark if day in Glastonbury history if Frank Beard and the lads run out onto the Pyramid Stage and the entire audience isn't waiting for them wearing fake beards.

Like a giant version of the stoning scene in Life of Brian.

Very true!! I'm getting in on the bearding!!! 

[Gnomicide]

33 minutes ago, ___S_o_m_a__ said:

WITH LIPS!!

 I need one!

[CaledonianGonzo]

The time for fretting about fake lips was three years ago.

(Though the WITH LIPS! beard is pretty sweet, it must be said....)

[big__phil]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

I've been looking for her for a while. She accidentally gave me the phone number of the local takeaway or i wrote it down wrong. It must be similar to hers. 

It's the look in her eyes which I can't get away from. Looks like she has deep regrets, and is tired of carrying such heavy secrets.

Still, looks great in a beard.

[carlosj]

41 minutes ago, Mickball said:

Grow one. We're still 6 weeks out.

I would, but the ginger pigment in my hair has gone white, so I'd look like Captain Birdseye. Or Uncle Albert.

[carlosj]

7 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

I've been looking for her for a while. She accidentally gave me the phone number of the local takeaway or i wrote it down wrong. It must be similar to hers. 

Are you taking about LucyGinger again?

[lucyginger]

9 minutes ago, carlosj said:

Are you taking about LucyGinger again?

I deny everything. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

If I do decide to upgrade beard then I'll have a spare going begging.  You'll be able to collect it down the front of ZZ Top from the group wearing fake beards where one is obviously better than all the others.

[lucyginger]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

If I do decide to upgrade beard then I'll have a spare going begging.  You'll be able to collect it down the front of ZZ Top from the group wearing fake beards where one is obviously better than all the others.

Show off. 

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

If you've got it flaunt it.

Particularly when the 'it' in question is a better standard of synthetic beard.

[mr gumby]

1 hour ago, lucyginger said:

Now why I have not thought of taking a fake beard?! Bad Lucy! This is going to need a bit of research! (blatantly hijacking your idea) 

Found an idea for you, lucy.