Football 16-17

[mjsell]

1 hour ago, The Nal said:

He thought Conte was being disrespectful by gesturing for the crowd to make noise.

 

Conte was 100% correct saying "If we want to cut the emotion we can go home and change our jobs". 

Mourinho is a really bad loser. 

The best managers tend to be bad losers.

Although Mourinho is going to have to go some to convince me he is still one of these 'best managers' still.

Side note: I think I might be in love with Jurgen Klopp.

[Wooderson]

37 minutes ago, mjsell said:

 

Side note: I think I might be in love with Jurgen Klopp.

Who isn't.

[big__phil]

2 hours ago, zahidf said:

this is absolutely hilarious. A review of Steve Bruce's third novel

 

http://thesetpieces.com/features/defender-steve-bruce-review/

I have had to stop reading that so I don't start laughing in office. Great find!!

[mjsell]

3 hours ago, zahidf said:

this is absolutely hilarious. A review of Steve Bruce's third novel

 

http://thesetpieces.com/features/defender-steve-bruce-review/

I've just shared this around the whole office. The place is in stitches - that is genuinely one of the best reads I've had in ages.

[Wooderson]

Look at this fucking goofball.

 

[The Nal]

23 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

Look at this fucking goofball.

They were going for the league there to be fair. And it was against Liverpool who most people hate. 

[eFestivals]

15 minutes ago, The Nal said:

They were going for the league there to be fair. And it was against Liverpool who most people hate. 

Which in most cases might be relevant, but...

He was manager of Chelsea and his name is Moaniho.

FFS.

 

[LondonTom]

6 hours ago, zahidf said:

this is absolutely hilarious. A review of Steve Bruce's third novel

 

http://thesetpieces.com/features/defender-steve-bruce-review/

 this is absolutely brilliant.

[zahidf]

18 minutes ago, LondonTom said:

 this is absolutely brilliant.

glad u guys enjoy it! The whole review trilogy is ace

[Wooderson]

2 hours ago, The Nal said:

They were going for the league there to be fair. And it was against Liverpool who most people hate. 

He's a waste of time Nallo. Everyone bored rigid with the c**t.

[zahidf]

oof

 

 

 

 

[eFestivals]

according to today's papers, the Utd players are revolting.

 

Edited October 25, 2016 by eFestivals

[zahidf]

4 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

according to today's papers, the Utd players are revolting.

 

they are footballers and a bit unhygenic, but thats going a bit far...

[eFestivals]

7 minutes ago, zahidf said:

they are footballers and a bit unhygenic, but thats going a bit far...

yeah, my first thought was "the manager's more revolting than the players".

Actually, that's a bit of ManU theme.

[eFestivals]

the Utd crowd will have a new chant for the next match...

"José DavidMoyes-i-o, José DavidMoyes-i-o, José DavidMoyes-i-o, José DavidMoyes-i-o"

 

[Wooderson]

Couple months back: "Me? Sell Rooney? Never."

Now: "Do one c**t-ears."

 

[thetime]

4 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

Couple months back: "Me? Sell Rooney? Never."

Now: "Do one c**t-ears."

 

Liverpool fans reading the sun, oh my oh my.

[eFestivals]

5 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

Couple months back: "Me? Sell Rooney? Never."

Now: "Do one c**t-ears."

 

He's hoping to get a wedge to buy more shit players with.

I saw a Utd fan talking about Calton Pogba yesterday.

[zahidf]

http://www.football365.com/news/players-stunned-by-distant-mourinho-methods

[eFestivals]

11 minutes ago, zahidf said:

http://www.football365.com/news/players-stunned-by-distant-mourinho-methods

I thought their lack of belief in the moan was there to be seen on Sunday. There was definitely an aspect of "we're not going to try too hard" about the play.

[thetime]

2 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

I thought their lack of belief in the moan was there to be seen on Sunday. There was definitely an aspect of "we're not going to try too hard" about the play.

I think we only have one left from you.

Utd are going to do a Leeds. 

[ThomThomDrum]

48 minutes ago, thetime said:

Liverpool fans reading the sun, oh my oh my.

Ha. You are some shit stirrer. 

What football websites are not reporting on this this morn? 

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So what does Jose do tomorrow? Park a bus in Old Trafford? Play some kids and blame them? 

[zahidf]

whilst i would normally be reluctant to believe the Sun, Curtis has got good contacts at Utd and is a Jose fan/surrogate

 

http://www.football365.com/news/mourinho-tells-rooney-he-can-leave-united-report

[big__phil]

50 minutes ago, zahidf said:

http://www.football365.com/news/players-stunned-by-distant-mourinho-methods

From that story...

Quote

‘According to a source close to a senior United player, Mourinho cuts a distant figure, sometimes leaving his assistant, Rui Faria, to conduct training sessions while he watches from a distance or works in his office.

Pretty shit journalism there to be honest. Ferguson did the same thing, rarely taking training sessions himself and leaving it to his assistants.

If the players are pissed off it's probably more to do with having the best young strikers in Europe playing at full back, or watching experienced German international legends training with the kids.

Edited October 25, 2016 by big__phil

[Wooderson]

1 hour ago, eFestivals said:

He's hoping to get a wedge to buy more shit players with.

I saw a Utd fan talking about Calton Pogba yesterday.

Ive heard that one aswell. Cruel.

Laffed at Pulis' " Look, Liverpool have spent, what?, £200m on those three or four front players, it’s not bad is it?".

Fucking hilarious.